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SoftBank likens itself to a goose laying 'golden eggs' as Vision Fund boasts best results since 2017

(2021/02/08)


SoftBank's Vision Fund, the investment vehicle behind Uber and WeWork, is riding high-flying technology stock, posting its biggest profit for years.

The fund, created by SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son, reported a ¥844.1bn ($8bn) profit in its third quarter ended [1]31 December 2020 [PDF], surpassing record numbers set just a quarter earlier, and its best results since 2017.

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The global ballooning of tech stock, driven by cheap money and pandemic restrictions, is to thank. In particular, IPOs have been a boon, including that of DoorDash, the Vision Fund-backed food delivery service which hit [3]a $72bn valuation last December despite posting heavy losses.

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It's been quite a turnaround. Less than a year ago, the $100bn Vision Fund said it expected losses for FY2019 of ¥1.8 trillion ($16.7bn). [6]At the time , the Japanese company said the losses would be the result of "a decrease in the fair value of investments due to the deteriorating market."

At that point, investment in office-sharing platform WeWork did not seem so smart as the world started to work from home.

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This quarter's financial motif, according to Softbank. Click to enlarge.

In the latest financials, Masayoshi Son's laboured metaphor about SoftBank's ability to continue offering more [8]golden eggs for the investment world [9]prompted some derision on Twitter, as did his promise that business would recover from the decimating impact of the pandemic [10]like some sort of winged horse .

It's Softbank Slides Day again today [11]pic.twitter.com/aTxGkueAqC — Jacky Wong (@jackycwong) [12]February 8, 2021

The company's golden touch was not quite universal, though. SoftBank posted a ¥285bn ($2.7bn) loss on derivatives, which helped create an overall loss in asset management of ¥113.5bn ($1.1bn).

It remains to be seen whether the Vision Fund's good fortune will last long enough to see the founder execute his long-term plan. In 2010, Son [13]told investors that in 300 years SoftBank wouldn't be in the mobile phone business: it would be a telepathy service provider.

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[1] https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/ir/financials/financial_reports/financial-report_q3fy2020_01_en.pdf

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[3] https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/door-dash-ipo-is-most-ridiculous-of-2020-and-holds-no-value-analyst-125054305.html

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/12/softbank_q2_2021/

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[6] https://www.theregister.com/2020/04/14/secondwave_dotcom_uberinvestor_softbank_forecasts/

[7] https://regmedia.co.uk/2021/02/08/goose.jpg

[8] https://group.softbank/en/ir/presentations

[9] https://twitter.com/peter_tl/status/1358731396584513536

[10] https://twitter.com/jackycwong/status/1358603995518959616

[11] https://t.co/aTxGkueAqC

[12] https://twitter.com/jackycwong/status/1358603995518959616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[13] https://qz.com/1112317/softbank-ceo-masayoshi-son-gave-a-2010-investor-presentation-explaining-his-tech-vision/

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[15] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

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