Showering malware-laced laptops on UK schoolchildren is the wrong way to teach them about cybersecurity
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2021/01/25/lesson_in_cybersecurity_the_wrong_way/
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And it [1]just happened . By distributing malware-ridden laptops to the most vulnerable and needy schoolkids, the Department for Education is guilty of an astonishing breach of responsibility. It's bad enough if you put adults at risk, but for this to happen to school-aged children is a sign that significant safeguards have been ignored or short-circuited. There are protocols and best-practice rules and layer after layer of hard-won protection for IT aimed at kids in education. Shipping Russian-infiltrated kit to them isn't just a mistake.
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Here's how it should work – something I know about because I've been taking IT into schools lately. It's been a real education.
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Some background. For the past three years, I've been part of an outfit called [5]Civic Digits in Edinburgh. With playwright and producer/director extraordinaire Clare Duffy, I've co-written The Big Data Show , which is part live-action game show, part digital magic, part play about the [6]1984 Prestel hackers of whom I was one. We have actors from film and telly, a production team and partnerships across the Scottish drama world. Pukka stuff.
We've toured it around schools to audiences of a hundred or so 10 to 13-year-old kids, taking it entirely online in 2020, for obvious reasons. Audiences take part in the show, which is about digital life, cybersecurity, identity, and making good decisions online, through an app we wrote that we ask them to load on their phones. It looks like a game at first, but secretly communicates with a server that triggers events, gets audience feedback, and generally messes with their young, impressionable minds. Great fun.
It turns out that "we want to run our software on your kids phones and teach them cybersecurity through surprising stuff" is a fun thing to say to educators, governments, and funding bodies. On the plus side, nobody else is doing cyber education for that audience, let alone with our panache. On the minus side – you want to do WHAT?
And so I found myself helping to write briefing documents, reports, and analyses, and sitting on an ethics committee – yes, a journalist on an ethics committee, you may laugh at will – with the police, state cybersecurity experts from a place down south, education and government people, and appropriate academics. We had to demonstrate what we were doing to protect identity and data, which meant a proper walkthrough of the show architecture, the data flow, the safeguards taken on app, server and comms, a risk assessment of all potential vulnerabilities, and so on.
Who generates the image? Who checks it, and how? What tests are in place? How do you establish a secure supply chain? How are the laptops commissioned before being passed to the children? Who's responsible for ongoing security?
It was a lot of work, I got some hard questions to answer, and I learned a great deal about what responsibility means in this context. And it gives me the right to say that the Department for Education deserves to be roasted with nuclear fire.
Back to the malwared laptops – what in Hades were they thinking? The story is developing so we don't yet know who was responsible for generating the image for the laptops and checking that it was correctly and securely installed. My guess is that nobody thought to specify this – contracts went out saying "Windows 10 laptops with X,Y and Z" to resellers, resellers found suppliers, laptops were dispatched from the factory and sent on to the schools that unopened packaging. Hurry, hurry, there's a pandemic on.
Let's run that past our ethics committee. Who generates the image? Who checks it, and how? What tests are in place? How do you establish a secure supply chain? How are the laptops commissioned before being passed to the children? Who's responsible for ongoing security?
You can guess how much of that happened. As a result, it looks as if a well-established Russian crime gang's infiltration of Chinese manufacturing has propagated into the homes and lives of schoolchildren in lockdown.
Preventable? Very. Culpable? Very, very culpable.
If The Big Data Show had been responsible for infecting phones, I'd expect serious repercussions. It's far worse if you're the government department not only responsible for cybersecurity in schools but also the one sending out the kit that you insist people use.
There has to be an official inquiry. Whatever happened here must not – cannot – happen again. It is unconscionable to put vulnerable families at extra risk of fraud, cybercrime, or the sort of abuse criminal gangs can visit on children.
Let's be clear. The Department for Education has invited the Russian mafia into the heart of family life, mid-pandemic, when we're all at our most vulnerable.
I'm all for teaching kids about cybersecurity, but not like this.
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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2021/01/21/dept_education_school_laptops_malware/
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Damned if they do, damned if they don't
Pearl clutching voice: the kids can't access lessons online
Government rushes out laptops to help
This is the result...
meanwhile......
Every Tom, Dick, Harry, Tarquin and Fi-Fi-Mercedes along with their kids download every piece of sh!tware to their phones without thinking twice. Whether it's an app for the local takeaway, booking system for the local hairdressers, gas/elec meter reading app, or $diety knows what. I am aghast at the amount of sh!t that is developed and expected to be downloaded by anybody and everybody.
Kids and their parents need to learn that their phones and devices are incredibly personal and powerful, and they need to regard them like giving every stranger your address and copy of your house keys.
Perhaps your drama session made a tiny inroad into that, but I suspect it was just a drop in the ocean.
Government inquiry
I'm sure the government will investigate the government and conclude that, although the government did a naughty, the pandemic excuses it. So the government will give the government a good talking to, and the government will be very sorry and promise not to do it again until next time.
You can speficy all you like. If somebody at the bottom of the pecking order in the supplier uses the wrong image - by accident or design - your spec won't be met. You need something else - User Acceptance Testing.
It appears the only party that did UAT was the criminal fraternity, and it passed A-OK..
The best punishment would be to force the idiots in charge to only use these laptops for their personal life for a few months. No better, er, education than personal experience.
Where's Fatima when you need her?
Elite English footballers are so privileged compared to Scottish footballers. They get to provide free school meals to hungry children, while in Scotland politicians already did that.
I just checked the Scottish equivalent to malware laptops.
More than 23,000 iPads and Chromebooks are being distributed among digitally excluded low-income families and care leavers, as part of the latest phase of the £43 million programme. As well as a new device, recipients also receive mobile data and help to use the internet confidently and safely for up to two years.
That seems like gross over-spec but safe. I doubt it's enough numbers but frankly the poorest 8 year old I know has an internet connected Playstation for his GTA that could work for schooling. (Yes I know an eight year old shouldn't be playing Grand Theft Auto. I managed to persuade his parents to stop smoking in their house. Wee changes.)
Rotten at the Core
I'm convinced the issue with Schools + Pandemic is the Department for Education itself, in particular the leadership.
Everything they could conceivably screw up, they do. Gavin Williamson threatening legal action against schools to for ending term a couple of days early, to reduce spread in the midst of a pandemic being a particularly egregious example.
Tech is an area they've been fucking from the start. Somewhere on El Reg there's a story about BT having offered to provide cheap connectivity to kids in need, within 6 months, but the DofE telling them to sod off "we can get better elsewhere", only for there to be no meaningful provision in place come the next lock down.
And, of course, it came out that Williamson was one of the (relative few) cabinet ministers arguing to delay/avoid this current lockdown. He was also part of the reason kids were sent back to school for one day - presumably as a last chance to pick the virus up and spread it into communities.
As a nation, we've taken a bloke who was once interrupted by Siri on his own phone, whilst giving a speech in Parliament, and put him in charge of Education.
I'm all but certain that someone once said to Boris "It's a shame really, what Gavin really needed was to have spent more time in education", and Boris' misunderstanding of that statement has become a cross we all have to bear.
> There has to be an official inquiry.
Indeed. Though given the number of ministers who should have resigned/been sacked over other things, it currently seems hard to believe an inquiry would actually lead to any changes/imrovement