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Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

(2020/11/30)


POLL The [1]mysterious monolith found in a remote corner of Utah last week has mysteriously disappeared.

The Utah Bureau of Land Management took to Facebook over the weekend to [2]report “We have received credible reports that the illegally installed structure, referred to as the ‘monolith’ has been removed from Bureau of Land Management (BLM) public lands by an unknown party.”

The Facebook post attributes the removal to “a person or group” who did the deed “on the evening of Nov. 27.”

As the Bureau doesn’t investigate anything to do with private property, that’s all it has to say.

Others have, of course, taken to social media for their take on the situation.

Sorry y’all, we needed it back. [3]https://t.co/tuOKj1igF7 [4]pic.twitter.com/d3SOF4GeMS — Southwest Airlines (@SouthwestAir) [5]November 29, 2020

It’s a shame the monolith in the Utah desert vanished. I heard that Q’s most recent message was on the back, written with a sharpie. — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) [6]November 30, 2020

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/25/mysterious_metal_monolith_found_in/

[2] https://www.facebook.com/BLMUtah/posts/here-is-our-official-statement-on-the-rumors-surrounding-the-monolith-we-have-re/3816317375067234/

[3] https://t.co/tuOKj1igF7

[4] https://t.co/d3SOF4GeMS

[5] https://twitter.com/SouthwestAir/status/1333153032247390209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[6] https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1333254701681348608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[7] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

Chasola

Surely the fact that this was announced on the same day the Darth Vader "died" is no coincidence.

Do the math(sic) sheeple.

RIP, Green Cross Man.

jake

Remember [1]this one ? Came out just about when I first got to England.

[1] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Green_cross_man_take_it.jpg

Clearly the marketing manager at Utah Tourism just got paid double their bonus ...

jake

... but I'm still not buying the new Radiohead album.

At this point, does anybody, anywhere, give a shit what Giuliani claims about anything?

The guys that "found it"

steviebuk

Were the ones that installed it I bet.

Re: The guys that "found it"

jake

What, you think that the Utah Department of Public Safety Aero Bureau and the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources were in cahoots?

Somehow I doubt it.

Re: The guys that "found it"

Dave 126

It's reminding me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when Will Ferrell's character keeps insisting to the FBI and other law enforcement personnel that he has jurisdiction over the crime scene because he is a wildlife marshall.

Re: The guys that "found it"

Dave 126

Posts on Reddit with the alleged coordinates of the artifact suggest that some folk were confident of its location... though no corroborating evidence.

Re: The guys that "found it"

jake

"though no corroborating evidence."

Except it's clearly visible on [1]alphagoo's aerial photos .

[1] https://www.google.com/maps/place/38%C2%B020'35.2%22N+109%C2%B039'58.5%22W/@38.3430845,-109.6661897,87m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d38.343111!4d-109.66625

In other news

Francis Boyle

A WW2 bomber has mysteriously reappeared ON THE MOON.

I read something

chivo243

there was a trace, writing in the dirt Bye Bitch, and a puddle of urine....

I dunno

Chris G

Anything about the monolith but there were aliens cunningly disguised as foxes, rummaging around in the rubbish container near my house last night.

Martin Howe

Wile E Coyote. That's all I'm sayin'

Anonymous Custard

Meep meep!

Weighed in as scrap?

Dave 126

Was a shoddy Transit van seen in the area?

Re: Weighed in as scrap?

John Miles

Rummours were there lots of shouts of "cosmic", "git" and "plonker" in area and sightings of a strange yellow three wheeler with Paris, New York written on the side (which local nerd said was a Reliant Regal, but no one listened to him )

Re: Weighed in as scrap?

Zimmer

An upvote for getting the make and model correct!

(As a former Reliant owner it really grates when I hear somebody call it a Robin Reliant - and it grated having to type it!)

Re: Weighed in as scrap?

seven of five

In a desert environment, disappearing metal could also be attributed to Jawa thie^H^H^Hraders. Were there tracks of a Czerka Mining Vehicle?

The Central Scrutinizer

The AE 35 unit went TITSUP. Oops, wrong planet.

Reconnaissance complete

Potemkine!

As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

Monolith?

Mage

It's a metal box. Or was.

A monolith is big single piece of stone or rock. Clue in the name.

Loads in Europe. Famous ones in Sweden, France, UK and Ireland, from about 1000 years old (Runestones) to maybe 5,000+ years old. This USA newbie structure now AWOL isn't and can't be called a monolith.

It's insulting to call it a monolith.

Re: Monolith?

Dabooka

I believe in the original article in mentioned some outcry to the use of the term monolith.

boo

cyberdemon

I am disappointed to learn that this was not a solid ingot of metal.

By it being called a monolith I had assumed as such.

Re: Monolith?

jake

"It's insulting to call it a monolith."

a) Artistic license. Just like most of the posts in this this thread ... or indeed, most of the comments here on ElReg.

b) Insulting to whom? The odd lump of stone in Brittany?

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