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If you can see this headline, you're certainly not reading it on Twitter: All tweets, notifications vanish

(2020/10/16)


Updated Twitter is right now suffering a baffling outage in that the website is still up, you can still log in, the apps will run.

But there are, seemingly, no tweets nor notifications. At all. All gone. All that anger and snark, and information and misinformation, wiped off the face of the planet, just like that.

Visiting your timeline or profile shows simply the message, "Something went wrong." It's otherwise empty. And earlier, people's notifications pages went blank, suggesting really, truly no one on Earth cares about your twitterings. "Nothing to see here," it states.

Reassuringly, you're not alone in your blank internet universe: Downdetector reports a [1]surge of complaints that Twitter isn't working properly, with the outage kicking off around 1430 PT (2130 UTC).

As your vulture types this, it appears some people can see their tweets, but cannot tweet. And some of us can't see anything. The Twitter status page [2]reports the team is "investigating irregularity" with the platform's APIs.

[3]

What one of our vultures saw as they tried to tweet or see other people's tweets

This IT breakdown comes within hours of American financial regulators [4]demanding Twitter be subject to harsher rules following the July hacks of prominent users' accounts – and soon after CEO Jack Dorsey furiously backpedaled after his website censored a [5]problematic article from a US newspaper.

A Supreme Court Justice this week also [6]mused that the likes of Twitter have gained sweeping immunity from the legal consequences of their users' content and actions, and that imbalance ought to be righted. ®

Updated to add at 2220 UTC

People's tweets are showing up again in timelines and profiles, though no one can send any new tweets nor view those that were able to be sent, if any, during the past hour or so. Notifications are also still AWOL.

Updated to add at 2300 UTC

And Twitter now appears to be back to normal, or rather, Twitter's idea of normal.

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[1] https://downdetector.com/status/twitter/

[2] https://api.twitterstat.us/incidents/wsxhhcv26r9n

[3] https://regmedia.co.uk/2020/10/15/screenshot_failed_tweet.jpg

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/15/twitter_hack_report_new_york_post_censorship/

[5] https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/giuliani-and-the-new-york-post-are-pushing-russian-disinformation-its-a-big-test-for-the-media/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/14/section_230_supreme_court_thomas/

[7] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

Got my hopes up

redpawn

Checked for Trump tweets and they were there.

API

Dwarf

Time for a new definition.

API - All Platform Inoperable

"Nothing to see here,"

Pascal Monett

Well, it's Twitter. There never was anything to see.

"All tweets, notifications vanish"

Pascal Monett

And nothing of importance was lost

UTC?

Anonymous Coward

We're still in BST for another couple of weeks...

Re: UTC?

Anonymous Coward

Err, no. *U*TC is UTC, always, that's the point. Local time is irrelevant.

You can work out your local timezone offset from UTC easily, wherever you are. That's also another one of its points.

Re: UTC?

jake

Who is "we", Kemosabe?

I was wondering why ...

jake

... the usual clutch of Realtors sipping wine on The Plaza were frenetically fondling their phones instead of knocking back Realtor's Little Helper as they usually do at that hour.

does this mean

Denarius

some sort of world peace may break out briefly ?

I had so much to say

Gene Jones

Now all those who would potentially block me can't do so.

almost 0100UTC and still borked

Gene Cash

At least here in Florida. I can see stuff, but I can't tweet. Not that it's a horrible thing.

Is it too much to ask?

HildyJ

That it couldn't have been down for a little longer?

Say, just to pick a random date, until November 3rd?

Twitter down

Winkypop

This is fine

I felt a great disturbance in the Force,

RM Myers

as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

But nope, it was just Twitter taking a s**tter. Definitely nothing terrible.

And here I wait so patiently
Waiting to find out what price
You have to pay to get out of
Going thru all of these things twice
-- Dylan, "Memphis Blues Again"