I AM ERROR: Tired of chewing up your RAM? Razer tells gamers where to stick its special gum for the RGB crowd
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- News link: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/09/10/gum/
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It's, er, chewing gum for gamers. Because - like their special gaming chairs and mousepads, there needs to be a special one for the specific chewing needs of questers. Whatever the reason, amazingly, the Mars Wrigley developed sticky stuff is called RESPAWN and the tagline reads: “Chew. Focus. Win.”
It’s got B vitamins and green tea extract (yikes) and comes in three flavours: Cool Mint, Tropical Punch, and - wait for it - Pomegranate Watermelon.
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This isn’t the first consumable from Razer. The firm already sells a powdered energy drink, also called RESPAWN. Nor is that the first beverage aimed at the gamer market. Earlier this year, Acer announced a new beverage called [1]Predator Shot alongside a flurry of new laptops. The company’s CEO Jason Chen drank a can of it on stage. He did not vomit... at least not on stage.
If you want to completely eschew the old social life game - with its meals with loved ones and cooking and whatnot - there's also Soylent, which at one point sponsored UK e-sports team Endpoint. [2]Soylent is a nutritionally complete meal replacement beverage. This one actually makes sense, because if you don’t have time to leave your RGB-clad station to take a dump, you definitely can’t waste time masticating. League of Legends waits for no man.
If you’re tempted to raise yourself from Call of Duty: Warzone, you can get a pack of gum from Razor’s official store for $2.99, or $27.99 for a pack of 10. ®
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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/23/acer_rugged_laptop/
[2] https://www.theregister.com/2017/10/25/canada_bans_soylent/
[3] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
Soylent is nutritionally complete...
Yes, especially good for getting all those Heavy Metals that aren't in a normal diet...
Re: Soylent is nutritionally complete...
Full of vegetable protein - I tried it once and my abiding memory that it tasted more like the soil that the vegetables had been grown in.
Soylent
"Soylent is a nutritionally complete meal replacement beverage."
It should have everything the body needs as it is erm... made from bodies.
(Soylent Green, if anyone remembers the film)
Re: Soylent
"Soylent Green is people!"
The taste of victory!
Which turns to ashes in your mouth.
Re: The taste of victory!
You should add the smell of victory -napalm
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Consumables
I think I'd rather eat their hardware.
Re: Consumables
Don't eat the drivers that the keyboard tries to install when you plug it in, [1]they'll give you acid indigestion .
[1] https://youtu.be/G2TTDzzzjNE?t=565
Probably playing the wrong games, but ...
Cherry bakewell and banana flavoured [1]bubble gum .
[1] https://supertuxkart.net/Main_Page
I hear ....
.... that they nearly launched a Gamer's Dummy, but then they realised that it wouls suck!
-----------> Obviously!
No idea about the flavor
But maybe the motto could be "Men are from Mars, Gamers are from Wrigley."