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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes: UK man gets 3 years for torching 4G phone mast over 5G fears

(2020/06/09)


A Merseyside man has been sentenced to three years in jail by a beak in Liverpool Crown Court after torching a Vodafone-owned phone mast.

Michael Whitty, a 47-year-old from Knowsley, set fire to the base station of the mast on April 5 of this year, after becoming convinced that 5G was directly linked to the COVID-19 epidemic, the court heard.

Firefighters attending the scene discovered firelighters and a pair of partially burned gloves, which were later discovered to contain Whitty's DNA.

Police arrested Whitty, who according to a [1]local paper is a father of three, at his home on April 17 and charged him with arson.

Subsequent analysis of his phone indicated Whitty was embroiled in a conspiratorial online world, spending "a considerable amount of time" discussing anti-5G conspiracies with like-minded individuals, the court heard.

But why

Opponents of 5G falsely claim that the technology is tantamount to a bioweapon, with some arguing that the symptoms of COVID-19 are actually a direct result of the radiation produced by network masts. This belief has been amplified in recent months by a startling array of British Z-list dipshits, including portly daytime TV host [2]Eamonn Holmes , "famous in the UK" showbiz type [3]Amanda Holden (or as Reg readers might know them, who? and who?), and boxer [4]Amir Khan .

Unfortunately, Whitty's research didn't extend as far as checking what type of mast he was torching. A Vodafone representative told The Reg that the targeted mast was, in fact, serving bog-standard 4G.

Whitty pled guilty on May 18 via video link from HMP Altcourse — a Category B prison in the Fazakerley area of Liverpool — where he was warned a custodial sentence was inevitable.

In sentencing, Judge Thomas Teague QC said that Whitty had shown genuine remorse, but his crime had showed a "high degree of planning and premeditation."

"There was use of firelighters and, in the sense that the aim was to put the mast out of action, there was intent to cause very serious damage to property," said the judge.

A Vodafone spokesperson said: "We are extremely grateful to both Merseyside Police and the Mersey Fire and Rescue Service. The mast that was targeted provided 4G services to our customers in the area – attacks like this one deny vital connectivity to people, at a time when they need it most."

Commenting on the sentencing, Steve Ball, Detective Inspector at Merseyside Police, said: "Incidents of this nature are not victimless crimes and can have serious consequences."

"I hope that this demonstrates to the public that crimes of this nature will be investigated and we will work with our partner agencies including Mersey Fire and Rescue Service and telecommunications companies and take action against those who are responsible." ®

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[1] https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/three-years-prison-man-who-18381653

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2020/04/14/5g_misinformation/

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2020/04/06/5g/

[4] https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/18359587.amir-khan-shares-discredited-5g-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory/

[5] https://go.theregister.com/tl/1956/-8461/how-to-thrive-in-the-digital-economy?td=wptl1956

He isn't all bad.

Anonymous Coward

Not much sympathy. Torching 4g over 5g fears is as stupid as thinking organic matter can be beamed digitally.

But.. Eh, he's not all bad. He targeted Vodafone!

Re: He isn't all bad.

jonathan keith

Just goes to show that, very occasionally, someone can be right for *all* the wrong reasons...

It's a shame...

lglethal

It's a shame they cant or wont give these muppets some additional appropriate extra punishments. Add on that he's banned from the internet (since hes proven that hes a gullible idiot that can be talked into doing violent stupidity, removing him from the internet is for his own protection) or owning a phone that can use data for the next 10 years (since he was quite happy to take away other peoples data access). Maybe he would then actually get on and do something with his life.

Re: It's a shame...

Dan 55

The wrong person is in prison, it should be Zuck, Jack, or Sundar. But they get to continually target yet more nonsense at yet more muppets until they finally do something stupid like this one has ("Like this nonsense? Here's more!") and pocket billions in ad revenue for it. That's legal.

Re: It's a shame...

Doctor Syntax

Gullibility is no excuse.

Yes there should be sanctions against networks that allow this garbage to propagate and the Z-listers as accessories before the fact.

But what do we do about the schools that are failing to teach critical thinking?

Re: It's a shame...

Tim99

Er, governments really don’t want their populations to be capable of critical thinking - Particularly those that rely on populist propaganda to stay in power...

Re: It's a shame...

Teiwaz

But what do we do about the schools that are failing to teach critical thinking?

I'm about this guys age, and much as I deplored the standard of teaching of that era, there's that old adage about leading a horse to water but being unable to force it to consume.

Re: Gullibility is no excuse.

Anonymous Coward

and definitely not at 47! :)

Re: It's a shame...

Psmo

While it's not a bad idea to give the incompentents extra time to pass their 'skills' onto the prison population, I would against rewarding competence in criminal endeavours.

@ Iglethat & "since hes proven that hes a gullible idiot"

Anonymous Coward

So you know something from your own scientific investigations into the subject? (URL to your publication) or are you just believing what you have been told? same as the mast-burner

Re: @ Iglethat & "since hes proven that hes a gullible idiot"

Anonymous Coward

>>(URL to your publication)

Uh-oh "research it". The perennial cry of the YouTube/TalkRadio obsessed conspiracy-theory enthusiast who's grasp of science is pseudo at best.

Re: It's a shame...

Teiwaz

Add on that he's banned from the internet

Difficult to do that when Government and Commercial services are now increasingly only available through digital channels.

He used the wrong excuse

Version 1.0

/joke

Three years in jail for burning the wrong mast - OK sure, it was stupid but maybe he should have just told the court that he was doing it to check his eyesight?

The mast was just a little issue really when compared to burning an entire country by being stupid and worrying more about your popularity than peoples lives.

Re: He used the wrong excuse

Sorry that handle is already taken.

So you let this guy off because someone else did something worse?

Re: He used the wrong excuse

Anonymous Coward

Three years in jail for burning the wrong mast

Yes, three years may seem a little harsh for the crime of being a stupid fuckwit, but unfortunately longish stretches like this are necessary 'pour décourager les autres' (apologies to Voltaire for the manglement.)

Re: He used the wrong excuse

ibmalone

Well, the original post was a joke, but it's interesting how "pour en-(ou de-)courager les autres" never lands on the peripatetic amateur ophthalmologists. (Who were also meant to be discouraged from their activities.)

Re: He used the wrong excuse

ibmalone

Some fans of blind-driving in the house tonight I see! Mind that wall.

(Or maybe they were trying for the upvote, I guess the buttons are quite close if your vision is blurry.)

Re: He used the wrong excuse

ibmalone

It's the one on the left. Maybe try squinting a bit? There's a title attribute if you're using a screen reader.

Re: He used the wrong excuse

Arthur the cat

three years may seem a little harsh for the crime of being a stupid fuckwit

Nope!

Re: He used the wrong excuse

ridley

I am quite surprised at the length of sentence. I used to go out with someone who nicked £150,000 from a charity and got way less time.

Re: He used the wrong excuse

Anonymous Coward

Not long enough, in my opinion, considering he probably put emergency calls and lives at risk. Ten years seems a nice round figure to me.

Re: He used the wrong excuse

Anonymous Coward

17 downvotes! I guess there's a lot of Anti 5G people here.

TVU

"Whitty pled guilty on May 18 via video link from HMP Altcourse — a Category B prison in the Fazakerley area of Liverpool — where he was warned a custodial sentence was inevitable"

Good, and I hope this case is widely publicised so that other ill-educated conspiracy theory vegetables get the message that they will go to prison if they set fire to phone masts and thereby recklessly endanger lives.

BFG

The problem is, this just reinforces the conspiracy in the heads of the feeble minded.

"See! Deep State is trying to silence us by locking us way."

These imbeciles do not reason or accept empirical evidence. They will see conspiracy in everything.

Sadly, there is no vaccination against stupid.

Anonymous Coward

I heard that an injection of bleach protects against stupid....

Mike Moyle

"Sadly, there is no vaccination against stupid."

And, if there was, they wouldn't get it, so...

iron

Its ok they don't need to inject it, just wash their food in it and drink it like the loyal Trumpettes.

DryBones

Oh, it's all in wording. You need to say "Injection of bleach CURES stupid."

Anonymous Coward

21 Amazing Alternative Uses for Bleach! #17 Will Astound You!

Doctor Syntax

Perhaps the judge should have pointed out that the entire rumour is a cunning government plot to get the gullible to self-identify so the NHS doesn't waste resources treating them when they go down with coronavirus.

JetSetJim

As with all sentencing - longer durations do not necessarily imply deterrence against the crime.

Teiwaz

Good, and I hope this case is widely publicised so that other ill-educated conspiracy theory vegetables get the message that they will go to prison if they set fire to phone masts and thereby recklessly endanger lives.

Means little to the rag merchants, bloggers, video bloggers, amateur publishers and 'conspiracy gurus' egging them on.

Bertieboy

Three years free board and lodging courtesy of HMG - bad but it could have been worse, I seem to remember that in previous times, sabotage of vital infrastructure in times of emergency could carry a suspended sentence (assuming the police/army failed to shoot him at the time).

"a suspended sentence"

Anonymous Coward

Is that what they used to call hanging in those days?

Re: "a suspended sentence"

J. Cook

Possibly.

I'm more fond of the phrase "A short drop and a sudden stop" as popularized by a certain mouse-eared movie about pirates in a tropical island...

Re: "a suspended sentence"

Teiwaz

popularized by a certain mouse-eared movie

I'd rather hang the mouse.

high pitched unfunny vermin*.

* Harsh? It's my inner child striking back over countless cartoon time disappointments.

why vital?

Anonymous Coward

people are not currently supposed to be roaming and most people in the UK already have landlines.

That may be true

Anonymous Coward

But there are a significant number who no longer have landlines - especially were the associated "broadband" does not offer a (needed) speed advantage than mobile data.

I have a land line, but it is only used when "Microsoft", "insurance claim providers" and others call offering me "help". I have never given the number to anyone and never use it to make calls as the costs are much higher than the "unlimited minutes" on my mobile contract - if it was available through my ISP, I would opt for a "data only" line.

Re: That may be true

Anonymous Coward

I would question your significant number of houses without a landline, do you have any evidence to back up your claim?

Re: That may be true

Arthur the cat

One swift Google later:

From [1]Statista , 22% of households don't have a landline, 3% have an incoming only landline.

[1] https://www.statista.com/statistics/386778/share-of-calls-enabled-landlines-in-uk-hoseholds/

Re: That may be true

Anonymous Coward

Simple demographics - basically no-one under the age of 30 would have a landline. So that's at least 16% of UK households. I reckon in the 30 to 45 age group it depends on whether renting or owning. That might amount to another 15% of households.

On a comprehensive sample of my relatives who I contact regularly by phone tthere are only 3 who I would consider phoning on their landline - and all 3 are over the age of 70.

And no pedantry about 'broadband' being a landline

Re: why vital?

John Robson

Whilst I technically have a landline there hasn't been anything plugged into it for many years.

In fact the "master socket" is currently located in the garage.

I'm sure I'm not alone, but am equally sure that a significant number of people have forgotten what phone numbers are for... Everything is done by contact searching nowadays.

Gone are the days when we used to know dozens of people's numbers by heart.

3 years?

goldcd

Maybe could be sentenced to an OU physics degree.

Re: 3 years?

Greybearded old scrote

Oh, steady on!

Re: 3 years?

lglethal

But dont we want him to learn something?

Re: 3 years?

Wellyboot

Force him to dress like a 1975 OU physics lecturer on release or is that too cruel?

Re: 3 years?

_Charles_

with his grades linked to his parole

Sigh...

Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

It always surprises me that there remains this calibre of stupid in the wild. This Scouse muppet, the flat Earthers and such like - can't we just throw them in the Mersey and wave the off as they float off into oblivion?

Re: Sigh...

Greybearded old scrote

Sail the Flat Earthers south until they fall off the edge, that's what I say.

Re: Sigh...

Mike Moyle

"(C)an't we just throw them in the Mersey and wave the off as they float off into oblivion?"

What, you don't have laws against intentionally polluting the waters over there?

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