Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP
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It's a question that has vexed the remote-working borkdesk at Vulture Central (or a at least its virtual incarnation) for some time. Thanks to one of our very own Vultures, out for permitted exercise last week, we think we have an answer.
And the answer is, of course, BSODs.
Today's BSOD in the mist comes from Blackheath Railway station in southeast London. Normally a pulsating hub for commuters, the station is currently seeing far fewer customers through its barriers.
Those who can swap the delights of the UK rail transport network for a desk at home, sitting in their undergarments, selecting ever more amusing Zoom or Teams backgrounds and becoming slightly deranged, appear to be doing so.
Your hardworking Register hacks, of course, remain immaculately turned out at all times and are not at all unhinged.
"The station," our Vulture remarked, "was all shut up." Meaning there were no staffers to ponder on the significance of the atikmpag.sys message or deal with the video driver that probably caused it. A bit of sleuthing points to what is perhaps a failure with software for some AMD hardware.
Having a crack at it with the default drivers might restore the screen to life, although ultimately perhaps the Windows stack is a little overkill for simple digital signage. Then again, if the station illuminated by the soft hue of a screen of blue is free of footfall, did a BSOD really ever happen at all?
The screen is apparently normally used for showing travel information, so an abrupt shut down message seems somehow strangely appropriate in these trying times. STOP, indeed.
With no humans around to tend to them, BSODS and borkages have begun to run wild in our streets. Freed from its natural habitat of McDonald's touchscreens and ATMs, the bleating of Windows is spreading throughout the urban landscape, as noted by cybersecurity writer [1]Catalin Cimpanu .
Nature, healing itself in the absence of man [2]pic.twitter.com/saiWgUt2t5 — Catalin Cimpanu (@campuscodi) [3]April 20, 2020
Rather than healing, we fear that nature, like the abandoned computers still pinned to walls, may be having a blue-screen moment of its very own. ®
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[1] https://twitter.com/campuscodi
[2] https://t.co/saiWgUt2t5
[3] https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1252264454546493441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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"What does digital signage show when humans aren't around?"
London will be taken over by digital Imagos, they will become ever more powerful, sucking reality from those breaking quarantine, until only blue screens are populating the city.
Re: "What does digital signage show when humans aren't around?"
The blue screens will be a signal for all those indoctrinated into the MS Borg (especially Sharepoint users) to rise up and roam the world looking for people using Linux or Android or any bit of Apple 'tat'. They'll destroy the non conforming items and make the offenders join the MS Borg.
"Windows is the World" they'll chant as yet another update is rammed down their throats. Those borg members who fail to survive the endless reboots will be Ctrl-Alt-Del'd into the fiery furnaces of hell.
All hail our masters from Redmond. Bow down and pledge what remains of your life to the great god Satnad.
[the above is a joke ok and not a plot line for a future Dr Who episode ok!]
Really?
Your hardworking Register hacks, of course, remain immaculately turned out at all times and are not at all unhinged. \
Photos please or is this just more fake news?
As for me, I'm wearing a summer off the shoulder dress (with accessories naturally). The only way to check that will be to hack my system and turn on the camera. Oh wait, there is that bit of black tape over it. [see icon]