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From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

(2020/04/06)


Comment Amanda Holden is not an epidemiologist. She holds no degree in electrical engineering or physics. Her time is spent judging the (often self-contradictory) Britain's Got Talent , or sitting next to Phil Schofield on the couch of This Morning , where she earned notoriety by asking Brit astronaut Tim Peake if he [1]stole any moon rocks on his mission to the International Space Station.

And yet this lack of field-specific expertise didn't stop her tweeting a link to an anti-5G petition to her almost 2 million followers, provoking a furious response from those more reliably informed.

The petition – much like the original tweet – has since been struck from the internet, although it [2]remains on the Internet Archive , where you can read its breathless rants about the dangers of fast mobile internet.

"5G technology is detrimental to our health. 60 megahertz radiation emitting towers use all the oxygen in the atmosphere causing respiratory problems for humans," it warned, before going on to suggest that 5G exposure is the phenomenon driving COVID-19.

"Symptoms of 5G exposure include respiratory problems, flu like symptoms (temperature rises, fever, headaches) pneumonia. Very much like the effects of the Coronavirus."

Of course, none of this is true. For starters – 5G doesn't operate at 60MHz. Presumably the original author meant 60GHz mmWave 5G, which is something of a bogeyman for the Tinfoil Hat Brigade, despite its overall absence from any actual real-world deployments. There's also a bevy of testing, from Ofcom and others, proving 5G doesn't produce anywhere near enough radiation to harm the general public.

And yet it doesn't seem to matter. 5G conspiracies are firmly within the mainstream, promoted by a cast of unusual bedfellows, including boxer Amir Khan, Cheers actor Woody Harrelson, and shellsuit-wearing lizard-botherer David Icke. And as we discovered this weekend, the public are prepared to take matters into their own hands.

For sale: Supersoaker. Just add petrol

In most major cities, anti-5G graffiti is nothing new. The drive from my house into Liverpool's city centre passes no fewer than three daubed slogans: on walls, temporary plywood fences, and bus shelters. But last week, things took a turn for the extreme, with arson attacks on 5G masts in Merseyside, Belfast and Birmingham.

The first mast to be torched was in the Sparkhill area of Birmingham, prompting the call-out of two fire crews to extinguish the burning 70ft (21m) tower. Roughly one hour later, the first footage of the incident made its way online, posted by a user called "Paddymann123" with the caption: "Say no to 5G."

This quickly ignited a brief trend, with copycat attacks elsewhere in the country, egged on by conspiratorial Facebook groups that kept score. One page also offered advice, telling would-be arsonists use a petrol-filled SuperSoaker water gun to cause the most damage, by dousing the apparatus from head-to-toe before setting it alight.

Another video from Belfast, captured on the Antrim Road, shows the suspected arsonists yelling "fuck 5G" and "viva la revolution". Social media platforms have been quick to take down footage from 5G arson attacks, as well as accounts inciting others to commit criminal damage, but it's inevitable that their efforts are nowhere near as proactive enough to deal with the influx of material.

There have also been cases of telecommunications workers being confronted – and in some cases physically assaulted – as they perform their duties. One video posted to Twitter last week shows an irate woman lambasting two engineers for breaking the lockdown (which doesn't apply to them as they're considered key workers) before blaming 5G for the COVID-19 outbreak.

This is the consequence of those bonkers Facebook conspiracy theories about 5G. Key workers getting harassed on the street. [3]pic.twitter.com/5z35r6sabp — Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets) [4]April 2, 2020

"Who's going to be playing on their PlayStation? We'll all be in hospital, hooked up to a machine. They're building 25,000 concentration camps of death in the London Excel right now, and it's because of that wire here," she bleated.

As of Monday, [5]at least 20 phones masts are believed to have been vandalised.

The carriers fight back

The four main UK carriers – EE, O2, Three, and Vodafone – have issued a joint letter imploring people to grass on those harassing engineers and destroying infrastructure. The letter emphasises the importance of telecommunications during the lockdown, and the absence of a link between 5G and the novel coronavirus.

Separately, Vodafone chief Nick Jeffrey has described attacks on 5G antennas as a [6]"matter of national security" .

"It beggars belief that some people should want to harm the very networks that are providing essential connectivity to the emergency services, the NHS and rest of the country during this difficult lockdown period," he wrote on LinkedIn.

On Sunday, Cabinet Office minister Michael Gove used the daily [7]coronavirus briefing to describe these views as "dangerous nonsense". The government is likely to pressure social networks to take more determined action.

The government is reportedly to enter talks with the major social networks to convince them to take firmer action against the 5G conspiracy theorists. It's not yet obvious what that will look like in practice.

Whatever action is taken, it'll almost certainly prove ineffective – if not utterly counterproductive. When confronted, people tend to double-down on their pre-existing worldviews. A [8]Yale study , published in 2017, found that people are only 3.7 per cent more likely to disbelieve content that's been flagged as "disputed".

That's because conspiratorial thinking often stems from a lack of confidence in institutions. An [9]analysis of conspiracist content published by Frontiers in Psychology in 2015 found that they were vastly more likely to express mistrust (in society, groups, institutions, and specific people) than those posts deemed "conventionalist".

The researchers also found that conspiracists tend to look favourably on other fringe theories. And we suppose that there's not that much of a leap between thinking that the attacks of September 11 were an inside job to believing that 5G antennas are a human-cleansing bioweapon cooked up in a government lab.

When it comes to stopping the spread of conspiracist thinking, we're probably too late. That horse left the stables long ago. But what about the institutional trust thing?

That feels a lot more feasible, but at the same time, almost impossible. We live in a world filled with confusion. It's a scary time to live. And sometimes it's just easier to accept the comfort of knowing that everything's a conspiracy than swallowing the bitter pill of reality. ®

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[1] https://twitter.com/back_the_BBC/status/923580038762651649

[2] https://web.archive.org/web/20200403155317/https://www.change.org/p/the-government-no-to-5g-354b39ca-6cbc-4852-99ba-dccc4b6d066e

[3] https://t.co/5z35r6sabp

[4] https://twitter.com/charliehtweets/status/1245722007947411458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[5] https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/apr/06/at-least-20-uk-phone-masts-vandalised-over-false-5g-coronavirus-claims

[6] https://www.linkedin.com/posts/activity-6652175169026617345-ZcFw

[7] https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/06/5g_coronavirus_theory_debunked/

[8] https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3035384

[9] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4470066/

[10] https://go.theregister.co.uk/tl/1936/-8554/forrester-build-a-digital-experience-portfolio?td=wptl1936

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Yet Another Anonymous coward

I'm beginning to think that my other source of real news [1] Newsthump is true.

All these conspiracy posts are part of a government plot to track down and identify idiots.

What's not clear is why. Possibly for future cabinet posts, or to build up a strategic moron reserve

[1] https://newsthump.com/2020/04/05/5g-conspiracy-theories-all-part-of-secret-plot-by-the-government-to-identify-simpletons/

TheRealRoland

So many comments possible on this story...

- monty python's 'She's a witch' while have a 5G mast on the scale

- can we do Woody Harrelson next? He's showing similar confuddlement

- or how about Dr. Naomi Wolf

Nut jobs

tip pc

They probably get to call mum and dad uncle and aunt.

Re: Nut jobs

TimMaher

Hence the old joke “Get off me uncle dad. You’re crushin’ ma smokes.” Spoken in a deeply rural accent.

Let’s hope the roz nick the arsonists and put them in a cell with somebody harbouring a nasty cough.

Who'd have thought

John 73

It's all of a piece with the "people have had enough of experts" nonsense. It's no surprise that, when those who are supposed to lead us instead start deliberately destroying the beliefs and institutions that sustain our society, people point their new non-expert opinions at all sorts of random targets.

No smoke without a burning mast

Danny 2

The PM approved Huawei 5G and now he's in hospital, cos their pagodas are built out of pangolins.

My first house had a 1930s bakelite rotary phone and a three digit number, and this was the late '80s so it was valuable. One day while I was at work my guinea pigs chewed through the cord and so British Telecom 'engineers' broke into my home, stole the phone, and replaced it with a plastic push button.

Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

Anonymous Coward

And suddenly the Social Media Addicted Numpties in the UK population start torching cell towers.

If I was the boss of Voda or whatever, I'd be tempted to send said 'Z' list celeb the bill.

Every Action has an equal and opposite reaction.

Don't you just love Newton at a time like this.

Re: Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

Yet Another Anonymous coward

Could we harness this power for good?

Suppose we picked a national "dumb blonde" and had the people follow his/her every pronouncement - however stupid. What could go wrong ?

Re: Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

Mr Sceptical

Why don't they just kill off their mobile service as punishment?

I think they'd soon realise 5G =>= internet =>= adoring minions: "Oh, maybe 5G is OK after all?!?"

Paris, because she looks like Einstein in comparison to these airheads =>

PS. May I suggest "Furgatory" to describe the purgatorial sense of daily life caused by most of the country being on 'Furlough'.

PPS. Also, "Weaponised 5G Bats" as phrase of the week.

Re: Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

Gordon 10

My thoughts exactly make the celebutards pay for their stupidity.

anthonyhegedus

I've had it with the stock response from these utter gimboids being "do the research, find out" when their definition of research is finding a youtube video made by someone with the word "avocado" in their name. My stock response to them is always "you're a bit simple, aren't you?"

Consequeneces

Persona

No doubt after they torch the mast they will soon be complaining bitterly that the internet on their phone isn't working.

Re: Consequeneces

Mr Sceptical

It's quite hard to upload from your mobile when you've torched your local mast...

Still, no one's accusing them of properly thinking things through.

cantankerous swineherd

nice picture though

Where there's a will, there's a relative.