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AMD Announces The EPYC 8005 Series SKUs From 8 To 84 Cores

([AMD] 35 Minutes Ago AMD EPYC 8005 Sorano)


Back in late February [1]AMD announced the EPYC 8005 "Sorano" series to succeed EPYC 8004 Siena. At the time details were light while today AMD published the SKU table and more details on the EPYC 8005 series.

The EPYC 8005 line-up is now published and headlined by the EPYC 8635P that is an 84 core / 168 thread CPU with a 4.5GHz boost clock, 1.6GHz base clock, 384MB of L3 cache, and a 225 Watt default TDP. Down the stack is a 64-core EPYC 8535P, 48-core EPYC 8435P, 32-core EPYC 8325P, 24-core EPYC 8225P, 16-core EPYC 8125P, and 8-core EPYC 8025P. At least for now there are no "PN" variants with the EPYC 8005 series like there was in the EPYC 8004 series for Network Equipment Building System "NEBS" friendly deployments.

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Thus a nice range now of single socket only, AMD EPYC Zen 5 server options between 70 and 225 Watt TDP. These CPUs are aimed to squarely compete with the Intel Xeon 6700 series.

Those wishing to learn more can do so via [3]the AMD blog .



[1] https://www.phoronix.com/news/AMD-EPYC-8005-Series

[2] https://www.phoronix.com/image-viewer.php?id=2026&image=amd_epyc_8005_skus_lrg

[3] https://www.amd.com/en/blogs/2026/new-amd-epyc-8005-server-cpus-big-performance-low-power.html



Mad Programmer Commits Suicide

KENNETT, MO -- For two years Doug Carter toiled away in his basement computer
lab working on his own 'Dougnix' operating system. Apparently he was sick of
Windows 95 so he decided to create his own OS, based loosely on Unix. He had
developed his own 'DougUI' window manager, Doug++ compiler, DougFS filesystem,
and other integrated tools.

All was going well until last week when he hooked his computer up to the
Internet for the first time. It was then that he stumbled on to www.linux.org.
Reports are sketchy about what happened next. We do know he committed suicide
days after, leaving behind a rambling suicide note. Part of the note says:

"I've wasted the past two years of my life... Wasted... Gone... Forever...
Never return to. [illegible] Why did I bother creating my own OS... when Linux
is exactly what I needed!?!?!?! If I had only known about Linux! Why someone
didn't tell me? [illegible] Wasted! Aggghhh!" [The rest of the note is filled
with incomprehensible assembly language ramblings.]