News: 0000828554

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Security updates for Tuesday

([Security] Aug 11, 2020 17:43 UTC (Tue) (coogle))


Dist.

ID

Release

Package

Date

Debian

[1]DLA-2321-1

LTS

firmware-nonfree

2020-08-11

Debian

[2]DLA-2320-1

LTS

golang-github-seccomp-libseccomp-golang

2020-08-11

Debian

[3]DSA-4743-1

stable

ruby-kramdown

2020-08-10

Fedora

[4]FEDORA-2020-8d634e31c0

F32

kernel

2020-08-11

Fedora

[5]FEDORA-2020-c3ca827d31

F32

libmetalink

2020-08-11

Fedora

[6]FEDORA-2020-fed59ab473

F31

nodejs

2020-08-11

Fedora

[7]FEDORA-2020-754b711a58

F32

nodejs

2020-08-11

openSUSE

[8]openSUSE-SU-2020:1178-1

15.1

go1.13

2020-08-11

openSUSE

[9]openSUSE-SU-2020:1177-1

15.1

perl-XML-Twig

2020-08-11

Oracle

[10]ELSA-2020-5804

OL7

kernel

2020-08-10

Oracle

[11]ELSA-2020-5805

OL7

kernel

2020-08-10

Oracle

[12]ELSA-2020-5804

OL7

kernel

2020-08-10

Oracle

[13]ELSA-2020-5805

OL8

kernel

2020-08-10

Oracle

[14]ELSA-2020-3385

OL8

libvncserver

2020-08-11

Oracle

[15]ELSA-2020-3345

OL6

thunderbird

2020-08-10

Oracle

[16]ELSA-2020-3344

OL7

thunderbird

2020-08-10

Oracle

[17]ELSA-2020-3344

OL7

thunderbird

2020-08-10

Oracle

[18]ELSA-2020-3341

OL8

thunderbird

2020-08-10

Red Hat

[19]RHSA-2020:3389-01

RedHat MRG

kernel-rt

2020-08-11

Red Hat

[20]RHSA-2020:3410-01

OSP15

python-paunch and openstack-tripleo-heat-templates

2020-08-11

Red Hat

[21]RHSA-2020:3406-01

OSP16.0

python-paunch and openstack-tripleo-heat-templates

2020-08-11

SUSE

[22]SUSE-SU-2020:2194-1

OS8 SLE12 SES5

dpdk

2020-08-11

SUSE

[23]SUSE-SU-2020:2200-1

SLE12

google-compute-engine

2020-08-11

SUSE

[24]SUSE-SU-2020:2196-1

OS7 OS8 OS9 SLE12 SES5

libX11

2020-08-11

SUSE

[25]SUSE-SU-2020:2197-1

SLE15

libX11

2020-08-11

SUSE

[26]SUSE-SU-2020:2198-1

SLE15

webkit2gtk3

2020-08-11

SUSE

[27]SUSE-SU-2020:2199-1

SLE15

webkit2gtk3

2020-08-11

SUSE

[28]SUSE-SU-2020:14448-1

SLE11

xen

2020-08-11

SUSE

[29]SUSE-SU-2020:14447-1

SLE11

xorg-x11-libX11

2020-08-11

Ubuntu

[30]USN-4455-1

12.04 14.04 16.04 18.04 20.04

nss

2020-08-10

Ubuntu

[31]USN-4454-2

12.04 14.04

samba

2020-08-10



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AbsoluteZero(tm) Cryogenic Refrigerator
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The pundits have been hyping new technology allowing your home appliances to
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refrigerator sharing an IP address with their can opener.

But with the new AbsoluteZero(tm) Refrigerator, that might change. This is not
a fridge for your food -- it's a fridge for your overclocked, overheating CPU.
You stick your computer inside, bolt the door shut, turn the temperature down
to 5 degrees Kelvin, and you've got the perfect environment for accelerating
your CPU to 1 Terahertz or more.

This cryogenic cooling system may not actually reach absolute zero, but it
comes mighty close. Unfortunately, the AbsoluteZero(tm) is the size of a small
house, consumes a constant stream of liquid nitrogen, and requires it's own
nuclear reactor (not included). But that's a small price to pay for the
ability to play Quake 3 at 100,000 frames per second.