News: 0000824474

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Security updates for Thursday

([Security] Jun 25, 2020 13:25 UTC (Thu) (jake))


Dist.

ID

Release

Package

Date

Fedora

[1]FEDORA-2020-085150ac6e

F31

libexif

2020-06-25

Fedora

[2]FEDORA-2020-01d7b8b690

F31

php-horde-horde

2020-06-25

Fedora

[3]FEDORA-2020-256ac53cc7

F31

tcpreplay

2020-06-25

openSUSE

[4]openSUSE-SU-2020:0861-1

15.2

rubygem-bundler

2020-06-25

Oracle

[5]ELSA-2020-5739

OL7

docker-cli docker-engine

2020-06-24

Oracle

[6]ELSA-2020-2664

OL7

kernel

2020-06-24

Oracle

[7]ELSA-2020-2663

OL7

ntp

2020-06-24

Oracle

[8]ELSA-2020-2663

OL7

ntp

2020-06-24

Slackware

[9]SSA:2020-176-01

curl

2020-06-24

Slackware

[10]SSA:2020-176-02

libjpeg

2020-06-24

Ubuntu

[11]USN-4403-1

12.04 16.04 18.04 19.10 20.04

mutt

2020-06-24



[1] https://lwn.net/Articles/824463/

[2] https://lwn.net/Articles/824464/

[3] https://lwn.net/Articles/824465/

[4] https://lwn.net/Articles/824466/

[5] https://lwn.net/Articles/824467/

[6] https://lwn.net/Articles/824468/

[7] https://lwn.net/Articles/824470/

[8] https://lwn.net/Articles/824469/

[9] https://lwn.net/Articles/824471/

[10] https://lwn.net/Articles/824472/

[11] https://lwn.net/Articles/824473/

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial 'one'! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didn't realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggs's tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until I'm wasted with pleasure."
It wasn't long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982