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Trump Denounces Attempts to Control AI, Wants It Renamed 'Super Intelligence' in US Documents (thehill.com)

(Tuesday September 22, 2026 @10:34PM (EditorDavid) from the Lake-America dept.)


U.S. President Trump addressed the United Nations on Tuesday. [1]And a half hour in , after decrying immigration, Trump pivoted to add that "The United States also totally rejects any attempt to construct a globalist scheme to control for the artificial intelligence being spoken of so much now."

But then he added "hereinafter officially called super intelligence, changing the name, in that the use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake. It makes it sound fake, and it is not fake. It's actually... amazing. But we have to be careful — in fact, it is exactly the opposite of what it purports. From this point forward, all of United States documents and hopefully the world's will be [2]changed to use the much more accurate term super as opposed to artificial. So it's super intelligence."

> TRUMP: In other words, welcome to the new world of super intelligence — SI. SI. Let's see if that goes. It sounds much better. It is much better, and it's much more accurate. Let's see if I have any power. Maybe I do and maybe I don't. We're going to find out pretty soon. Super intelligence.

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> Every major new technology brings challenges, and super intelligence is no exception. Yet the very same people who said we'll all be dead in 12 years because of global warming, a name since reborn to climate change because the planet was cooling not warming, and nobody was dead — these are the same people that are now saying that AI is going to kill us all. That robots are going to attack us, and that everything is going to be a total disaster — same group of people. This is the group that came up with the Russia Russia Russia hoax, the Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine hoax. Climate change, open borders.

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> Whoever wins AI — you have to remember this — and now I say, whoever wins SI, whoever wins super intelligent [sic] — wins. That's the group that wins. And we're leading now over China by a lot, and everyone else, and we're going to keep it that way. We're going to keep it very — very straight and very strong. I'm not going to stifle growth of something that will be bigger than the Industrial Revolution. Many say, bigger than the Industrial Revolution or the internet itself.

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> And we will be very careful, and that's why we have a Department of Justice that we've already used it, having to do with this very subject, and used it very powerfully. Everything worked out very well and very quickly. And other law enforcement bodies that will rein things in if we have to do that.

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> But we will only encourage super intelligence. We're gonna encourage it, not rein it in. We're gonna watch it closely, through the Department of Justice. The United States leads the world in Super Intelligence, and will continue to do so, safely and responsibly.

Thanks to long-time Slashdot reader [3]ArchieBunker for suggesting the story.



[1] https://youtu.be/adnVJqlmtJs?t=2128

[2] https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6104142-trump-renames-ai-super-intelligence/

[3] https://www.slashdot.org/~ArchieBunker



Re: (Score:2)

by PPH ( 736903 )

Well then, we should be moving on to super duper intelligence.

Wow, I didn't expect *that* (Score:2)

by Krishnoid ( 984597 )

I expected him to stick "Trump" somewhere in the name, to keep the branding consistent. Maybe he's turning over a new leaf.

Trump - intelligence, the dissonance hurts! (Score:2)

by oumuamua ( 6173784 )

Hopefully Mr. Newberger picks up this one, in case you missed it here's the Space Force parody: [1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ty8CaezYWE

Loss of contact with reality (Score:2)

by sound+vision ( 884283 )

This is what happens when everyone you have contact with is a yes-man or a tech shill. You think this kind of baby-babble makes some kind of sense. You think it sounds like anything but shilling.

A modest proposal (Score:2)

by Powercntrl ( 458442 )

If Trump thinks AI is so "super intelligent", why doesn't he ask his favorite LLM for a plan to lower gas prices?

Re: (Score:2)

by damn_registrars ( 1103043 )

> If Trump thinks AI is so "super intelligent", why doesn't he ask his favorite LLM for a plan to lower gas prices?

He would only ask it for things that result in an improved situation for him, personally. There is nothing at all for him to gain by seeing lower gas prices. He hasn't bought gas himself in many years - and will never have a reason to buy gas again for the rest of his life - so the price is completely irrelevant to him. If the price fell and the MAGA party lost part of congress he would still blame it on other people. If the price stays the same and the MAGA party loses part of congress he'll blame th

Circus (Score:3)

by hcs_$reboot ( 1536101 )

The problem isn't what he says, but the fact that he is taken seriously despite what he says.

But unfortunately, because of his position as a state actor, what he says can only be taken seriously.

History will judge those hypocrites who failed to dare to react courageously in the face of this circus.

Ludicrous Intelligence (Score:2)

by Dr. Bombay ( 126603 )

[1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

About ten years ago a group developed a material with a magneto-restrictive property greater than the GMR Giant Magneto-restrictive material used in spinning disk drive heads. They used the modifier "Ludicrous" for the MR effect and submitted the paper to Nature. The paper got accepted, but they could not call it LMR. Too bad.....

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWL8ejf2nM

controlling or not? (Score:3)

by zeiche ( 81782 )

so he doesn’t want to control AI, but he does want to rename it. got it. his mindless minions will swallow anything.

Artificial President (Score:4, Funny)

by dsgrntlxmply ( 610492 )

Knows nothing apart from what it has been told: check.

Lacks cultural context: check.

Lacks reliable syllogistic reasoning: check.

Lacks semantic models: check.

Lacks ethics: check.

Hallucinates: check.

Assessment: he's one of Them.

Re: (Score:2)

by sg_oneill ( 159032 )

Good at math: fail.

Ok, so he's one of the tiny earlier models.

US adopting SI units then? (Score:2)

by GumphMaster ( 772693 )

Cannot wait for the executive order that the United States adopt SI units across the board. After all, they're "super intelligent" right?

We'll have just ONE unit. The BEST unit. (Score:2)

by SubmergedInTech ( 7710960 )

Don't be silly. We'll be standardizing on the Trumpdick as a unit of length, mass, AND volume.

Like, the average adult human male is 17 Trumpdicks tall. Which sounds pretty tall.

Or, gasoline currently costs $0.07/Trumpdick. Which sounds pretty cheap.

The great thing is that for fuel efficiency the units of Trumpdicks per Trumpdick cancel out. So the average fuel efficiency of a full-size pickup truck is 5000. No units. Just 5000. It's a big number for big Americans.

Re: (Score:2)

by hadleyburg ( 823868 )

> Cannot wait for the executive order that the United States adopt SI units across the board. After all, they're "super intelligent" right?

The American people are sick of this globalist left wing extremism. By executive order I am instructing NASA to use miles, feet and inches from now on.

Department of Justice (Score:3)

by hadleyburg ( 823868 )

> We're gonna watch it closely, through the Department of Justice

I'm a bit surprised this department hasn't been renamed yet.

Look at my President dawg (Score:2)

by jacks smirking reven ( 909048 )

I mean there it is really, 4 paragraphs of just pure uncut DJT.

Let's see if I have any power.

Maybe I do and maybe I don't.

We're going to find out pretty soon.

Super intelligence.

truly the steward America needs (Score:2)

by SirSlud ( 67381 )

"We need to call it Super Intelligence!" Trump demanded, waggling a finger at an iPod.

Lol, this is the president some people are willing to tolerate for a party that promises you'll have lower taxes (while only giving them to the upper class) and less thinking about trans people or something. Communism! Boo! It's quite astounding.

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