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Europe's Record Heatwave Kills 25,000, Dries Rivers, Shuts Nuclear Plant, Exposes Submerged Warships (www.cbc.ca)

(Saturday August 15, 2026 @04:50PM (EditorDavid) from the hot-news-tip dept.)


"The European Union's Copernicus climate monitoring service [1]confirmed Monday that June and July were the hottest on record in western Europe," .according to [2]a report from the CBC . "The period saw an [3]estimated 25,000 heat-related deaths ."

CNN has [4]before-and-after photos of Europe's dried rivers, calling it "a crisis so dire it can be seen from space"

> River levels are so low that commercial ships have had to reduce their loads [5]by as much as 80% to avoid running aground. It's disrupting supply chains and making shipping more expensive.

Other effects of Europe's drying rivers

The BBC reports that Romania has " [6]shut down its only nuclear power station because of extremely low water levels in the Danube river."

A bridge built in the year 39 AD by the Roman emperor Caligula "is usually entirely underwater," [7]reports CNN , but this year full blocks of the ancient structure are visible, giving archaeologists a rare opportunity to study it." The reports adds that drying Tiber has also now also revealed formerly submerged e-bikes, scooters, refrigerators and a car."

The CBC reports a dozen Nazi warships scuttled in a river during the Second World War are [8]now resurfacing as water levels plunge . "Elsewhere, the drying Danube has revealed a German military motorcycle [9]in Hungary , an unexploded 700-kilogram British bomb [10]in Slovakia , and what are believed to be the ancient remains of a mammoth [11]in Bulgaria ."



[1] https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-highest-july-global-ocean-surface-temperatures-exceptionally-hot-dry-conditions-fuel

[2] https://www.cbc.ca/news/climate/danube-river-warships-heat-climate-change-9.7301510

[3] https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2026-08-07/heat-deaths-top-25-000-in-europe-as-scorching-weather-persists

[4] https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/05/climate/europe-rivers-record-lows-satellite-space-rhine-danube

[5] https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/rhine-water-level-drops-around-record-lows-costs-industry-rise-2026-07-31/

[6] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqlxpq5q799o

[7] https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/travel/neros-bridge-tiber-drought-intl-scli

[8] https://www.cbc.ca/news/climate/danube-river-warships-heat-climate-change-9.7301510

[9] https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/08/11/mystery-solved-story-of-wehrmacht-motorbike-found-in-the-danube

[10] https://news.sky.com/video/police-destroy-massive-wwii-bomb-found-in-danube-river-in-slovakia-13570624

[11] https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/mammoth-remains-revealed-bulgaria-after-danube-water-levels-hit-record-low-2026-07-29/



No problem (Score:2)

by jhoegl ( 638955 )

Smoking doesnt cause cancer, so global warming isnt real.

Its just the earth trying to get rid of a virus. Keep glug glug that vroom vroom, the earth will do the rest.

Re: (Score:3)

by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

> Approximately 50 million human lives are prematurely ended each year due to abortion. That's a World War II death toll, every two years.

> Mortality rates became rather meaningless when humans stopped recognizing the single most destructive force against humanity for what it is.

We don't actually need more people.

Re: (Score:2)

by PPH ( 736903 )

> Approximately 50 million human lives are prematurely ended each year due to abortion.

So sad. Particularly since this can be easily prevented with birth control.Safe, legal and rare.

It was Clinton that said abortion should be "Safe, legal and rare."

Re: (Score:2)

by Valgrus Thunderaxe ( 8769977 )

Birth control is rare? Maybe in the Vatican.

Cellular life is still life according to science (Score:2)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

> "Life begins at conception" is a purely religious doctrine.

Cellular life is still life according to science. What species of life it is is determined by genetics. What science does not address is at what point in the development of the new life does its rights compete with the life of its host. That’s a legal question, two individuals with competing rights, courts sort out those sort of things all the time. Legally, when still at an early cellular stage the law generally sees no rights, no personhood yet. Religions disagree on that. Its when development reach

Re: (Score:2)

by shanen ( 462549 )

Mod parent insightful or funny or something.

My own wording would focus on the meaning of the DNA. It's NOT a unique individual, which is the root of that particular flavor of insanity. It's more like a book of recipes that might produce a human being. But it's such a complicated process that quite often it just aborts spontaneously.

Or maybe go for the joke about building complicated human "devices" with unskilled labor?

Me? I favor a right to reproduce along with a right to genetic counseling. With current t

Re: (Score:2)

by dunkelfalke ( 91624 )

Oh, it gets worse. Every time you wank, it prematurely prevents a life from happening, which makes you a serial killer of sorts. And there are millions of wankers like you.

Re: (Score:2)

by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

> Oh, it gets worse. Every time you wank, it prematurely prevents a life from happening, which makes you a serial killer of sorts. And there are millions of wankers like you.

[1]Every sperm is sacred. [youtube.com]

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Every sperm is sacred ... (Score:2)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

That logic would also make you a serial killer even when you copulate with your good lady wife in the missionary position purely to fulfill God’s instruction to go forth and multiply.

If the above confuses you, speak with someone educated on the classics. :-)

Yeah, pretty much this. (Score:5, Interesting)

by Qbertino ( 265505 )

Disclaimer: European here.

4th epic heatwave this year in Germany right now. I'm currently in Karlsruhe and it's 37 degrees Celsius outside (too lazy to convert to bananas or whatever you guys use). Got an SUV rental and it's AC couldn't keep up this noon. Concrete on the Autobahn cracked open in the last heatwave and they had to close down to repair it. Right now NRW is seeing it's largest forest fire since ever.

I was up north on the island of Fehmarn at the start of the week. Summer was bearable there although I did get sunburn. Anything south of Bremen though has unbearable heat at noon. Not fun. The Rhine is at an all time low, you can almost wade through it ( this has never happened ) and Hungary is having an energy crisis because they had to shut down both of their fission plants because the didn't have enough cooling water. France is closing in an the same problem once again too.

Climate change is hitting us like a fist this year. Not fun.

Re: Yeah, pretty much this. (Score:3)

by liqu1d ( 4349325 )

"Gotta love people who drive SUVs while making unsubstantiated attributions of weather conditions to climate change." - You're right it's not climate change it's magic clearly....

Re: (Score:3)

by thegarbz ( 1787294 )

> Basically the same as 2018.. yea you beat a record yet hardly unprecedented.

It's nothing at all like 2018. In 2018 there was a minor economic issue where it become uneconomical for certain ships to carry certain loads on the Rhine due to the ship draft. Meanwhile right now the Rhine is cut in two. Literally. It's not possible to canoe up it let alone move a ship through it.

> No shit. It is going to take some time for Hungary to recover from Orban's mismanagement of the countries energy infrastructure.

Nice typical braindead AC take. This has nothing to do with Orban, which is obvious when you put down your tiktok and read to the end of the OP's sentence.

Re: (Score:1)

by Local ID10T ( 790134 )

37C is 98.6 F ...body temperature. A hot day, but not out of the normal range for most of the USA in the summer.

Re: Yeah, pretty much this. (Score:4, Informative)

by Viol8 ( 599362 )

Germany is on the same latitude as as newfoundland idiot. 37C is NOT normal.

Air Conditioners save lives (Score:1, Troll)

by gurps_npc ( 621217 )

There is a strange movement in Europe against Air Conditioners. It is the reason why tens of thousands of people die from heat stroke most years in Europe.

The very very strange part is that the same people that hate and refuse to promote air conditioners often use refrigerators and freezers in the same homes.

The differences between a refrigerator and and air conditioner are basically cosmetic and placement. They use the exact same mechanism, just the AC has the hot end sticking out of the building (usuall

Re: (Score:1)

by geekmux ( 1040042 )

> There is a strange movement in Europe against Air Conditioners. It is the reason why tens of thousands of people die from heat stroke most years in Europe.

Two things European football fans were absolutely fucking gobsmacked over in the Twenty-fucking-first Century after visiting America; the existence of yellow school buses, and air conditioning.

Which naturally left Americans wondering two things in retort: How big is the school train to Hogwarts, and does it have air conditioning?

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by dunkelfalke ( 91624 )

Many Europeans live in apartments and the outside part of the AC tends to be loud and annoy the neighbours which is serious business. Window ACs are not really an option because Europeans have tilt and turn windows, not slide windows.

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by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

> Window ACs are not really an option because Europeans have tilt and turn windows, not slide windows.

You can make a portable work with most any sort of window that opens.

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by dunkelfalke ( 91624 )

For a very loose definition of "work". Tried those. They make a difference of maybe two or three degrees Celsius. Not worth the hassle.

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by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

Typically they are rated in BTU or some other equivalent unit. Sounds like you need more, but if it is not worth the hassle it can't be much of a problem either.

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by XopherMV ( 575514 )

European windows don't work well for portable ACs. One, they don't usually come with screens which are typical in the US to keep bugs out. Two, they open from a hinge on the side. So, you basically need a way to cover the whole window space if you open it at all.

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by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

> European windows don't work well for portable ACs. One, they don't usually come with screens which are typical in the US to keep bugs out. Two, they open from a hinge on the side. So, you basically need a way to cover the whole window space if you open it at all.

You can put a screen over the condenser exhaust hose. Granted with swinging windows you do need to block the entire frame (I guess you could use plexiglass if you were handy). Presumably if it is so hot you might otherwise want to keep the curtains/blinds closed anyway and blocking the sun is additionally helpful. This is simple DIY stuff, people here in Canada make them work with all sorts of windows too. Only you can decide if it is too hard, but the option is nonetheless there should you choose.

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by thegarbz ( 1787294 )

> You can make a portable work with most any sort of window that opens.

Yeah it's like when my neighbour was cold last window I told him to just go to the bank, empty his account preferably in $5 bills and just light the pile of them on fire in his living room.

Portable ACs are the worst and most inefficient idea on the planet. A decent ceiling fan would do a better job of making your living space comfortable. The only thing a portable AC is good for is emptying your wallet.

Bonus points that most of the people who are dying are precisely those vulnerable enough that they can't a

Re: (Score:2)

by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

No doubt given electricity in the EU is several times the cost here I can appreciate that is a consideration, but we are also presumably talking about a few weeks of emergency use per year, only on the hottest days, and you will otherwise continue to do whatever you were doing before. If you want to use it like a normal HVAC system and run it regularly then no doubt you would be much better off with something more efficient.

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by PPH ( 736903 )

> There is a strange movement in Europe against Air Conditioners.

Yes. But a large part of that is the difficulty in retrofitting it to their older buildings. In the USA, we have a large installed base of forced air heating. Which can be upgraded to a heat pump. Also, we (USA) have more stand alone single family dwellings. So remodeling or even piping in split systems is easier. And with a heat pump, you not only get more efficient heat, but A/C as well.

> hate and refuse to promote air conditioners often use refrigerators and freezers in the same homes.

Completely different applications. Refrigerators/freezers are self contained and much smaller than an entire house. And

Re: Air Conditioners save lives (Score:2)

by Sique ( 173459 )

This is plain bullshit. Itâs that until recently, air condition was not necessary at all. Europe is very far to the north. Great Britain for instance lies between the latitudes of Vancouver Island and Juneau, Alaska. On the other side, Montreal, Canada is on the same latitude than Milan, Italy, and Toronto is as far to the north as Florence. Most of the continuous U.S. is somewhere between the Mediterran and the Sahara Desert. No one in southern Italy doubted the necessity of air condition in the Summe

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by Fons_de_spons ( 1311177 )

Hi there, EU here...

One warm summer and we all need to install AC? Last summer was rainy and miserable. Just deal with it. From all the summer days only one was pretty hard. Good news. We planted a few trees for shade, those did their job well. Still need to plant two on the west side and temperatures inside will drop again. I may install an evaporator in the ventilation unit. It consumes water but cools a bit. Maybe a small mobile AC for the worst days, but I am going to hold off on that one. Chances are

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by XopherMV ( 575514 )

This is the attitude that causes people to die. Americans deal with hotter temperatures every summer. Texas gets over 40 C in the summer every day. Install AC and be done with the problem. No one needs to die from overheating!

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by unfriendlyLLM ( 10459763 )

Important to mention our electrical grids are straining under the demand. I am guessing a comfortable amount of homes with AC running constantly is about 20% to 30% meaning 70% to 80% are supposed to do without? That same ratio of people with cars to people without will eliminate traffic jams. My point is the world economy is designed to service about that same ratio of haves to have nots.

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by F.Ultra ( 1673484 )

where is this strange movement, as a European I have never heard about them before. The thing is though that many of us live in apartments and due to how our windows are different from yours the cheap window units that you guys use cannot be used here. And installing a real AC is ofc not allowed if you live in an apartment so we are left with tiny split units with the added problem that the room plans are designed to keep heat so having a split unit in one room does basically nothing to the heat in the othe

Not saving lives lowers universal healthcare costs (Score:1)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

> There is a strange movement in Europe against Air Conditioners.

Not really, the earlier death of the elderly helps keep universal healthcare affordable. The elderly are especially vulnerable, and their earlier passing helps avoid the most expensive years of coverage.

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by nextTimeIsTheLast ( 6188328 )

Clearly an uniformed individual from perhaps the US? Let's be clear, the reason summers are warming fast is because of excessive CO2. US citizens emit, per person, 3x that of Europeans. Would you have us all start emitting 3x as much by adopting US habits (AC, Massive cars etc)? No, its time for Americans to wake up to what they are doing to the fucking world, and stop doing it.

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by thegarbz ( 1787294 )

This has nothing to do with AC. You don't need AC, these temperatures aren't remotely extreme. People are dying in Germany in temperatures where people are out sunbathing and enjoying themselves in in France. Thinking this is a lack of AC is an incredibly ignorant take on the issue.

The fundamental issue is society is built around a temperature norm, and that norm is breaking. Not AC or not AC, but everything we do as a society. We need to change our approach to heat in general and we'll be fine.

Here's just

Re: (Score:2)

by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 )

> We kept all our windows closed and while it was 36C outside today (and I guarantee 36C inside the neighbour's house) the indoor temperature never got above 30C, and with some small pedestal fans that was quite a pleasant temperature.

Yeah OK. I keep my house at 22C. All the time, year round every day whether it is +40 or -40 outside you can rely on it being 22C in here. I worked all my career specifically so I can be comfortable, and HVAC is one of the greatest inventions of the modern era. Putting up with the heat because it is only temporary makes as much sense to me as putting up with the cold because it is only temporary. Do you do that in the winter too? 10C with a couple of sweaters is quite a pleasant temperature too...

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by unfriendlyLLM ( 10459763 )

The questions I will ask now are; do you have AC in your home? Your car? At work?

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by hackertourist ( 2202674 )

> The differences between a refrigerator and and air conditioner are basically cosmetic and placement

No, the difference between a refrigerator and and air conditioner is two orders of magnitude in energy use. An AC tends to use more power than the rest of the house combined.

Thirty years ago, in the area where I live (.nl) there was basically no need for air conditioning: temperatures high enough that you can't function without AC were a once-a-decade occurrence, so installing it was seen as wasteful.

Today, there still is resistance to installing AC units, with the argument that they exacerbate the problem,

Re: (Score:2)

by 93 Escort Wagon ( 326346 )

Don't worry - when the Gulf Stream shuts down, Europe will cool off significantly. /j

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by havana9 ( 101033 )

A 442 liter freezer costs 600 Euro and cosumes 160W for an average energy consumprion of 277 kWh per year (Whirlpool W3RHS44EW). This is on the big and expensive end for freezers, regular fridges could be more expensive because they can have more gadgets like the ice cube machine that push the price up without move a lot the power consumption.

A monosplit unit of comparable price consumes 1KVA and consumes an esimated 1020 kWh per year for air conditioning. (Samsung Wind-Free Comfort Next Monosplit 12000

In other words... (Score:1)

by LordHighExecutioner ( 4245243 )

...global warming is good for anti-nuclear people and for archeologists.

Its time to consider leaving the planet (Score:2)

by hwstar ( 35834 )

as a long term plan for some of the population. This catastrophe won't go away in years, it will take decades even if we drastically curtail C02 emissions

O'neill cylinders should be part of the long term plan.

See the following for an animation of how the O'Neill cyclinders might operate and how they look inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2d_0l5ycRM

If course we're probably looking at 100 years from now to implement an O'neil cylinder set such as this.

And the bigger issue to solve is who stays and who

Re: (Score:2)

by XXongo ( 3986865 )

> as a long term plan for some of the population. This catastrophe won't go away in years, it will take decades even if we drastically curtail C02 emissions. O'neill cylinders should be part of the long term plan.

O'Neill settlements, of course, must be run with zero fossil fuels supplying energy, and with all manufacturing completely closed cycle: no atmosphere, rivers, or landfills to exhaust waste into. And the ecology likewise a closed system.

Once you have solved the problem of the closed-ecology of an orbital O'Neill settlement, you need only implement that approach on the Earth.

So, YES! Let's push forward with O'Neill space settlements! Because we need that technology for Earth.

Geostorm (Score:2)

by WaffleMonster ( 969671 )

This reminds me of the intro to Geostorm

You know what would fix this? (Score:2)

by rsilvergun ( 571051 )

More data centers. Data centers all the way down.

Pretty deep.... (Score:2)

by R4ZORJ4CK ( 950562 )

I live in the greater Koblenz area in Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. The Rhein was as shallow as 27cm at one point. The crazy tankers were trying to navigate this so the local government shutdown boat traffic. We rely heavily on river traffic. So, this coupled with the antics in Hormuz have me paying over €2 a litre of gas; that's $10 a gallon for you all in the US complaining about $4 a gallon.

The Ice Age ended, finally (Score:2)

by yanestra ( 526590 )

It gets warmer and windier. E-verybody knew that in advance. No complaining.

Re: (Score:3)

by XXongo ( 3986865 )

Indeed, the ice age ended finally... about 7000 years ago.

And the entirety of human history has risen during the inter-glacial. We've built a civilization well adapted to the climate as it currently is.

So, why would we went to change it?

Cold kills more people than heat (Score:1)

by deepthought90 ( 937992 )

Cold kills more people than heat

The real problem (Score:2)

by techno-vampire ( 666512 )

From what I can see from reading TFA, Europe has not one, but two problems, both climate related. One, of course, is the heat. The other, that nobody here is talking about, is a massive drought. I'll bet that we're reading about crop failures and famines later this year.

Heatwave kills 25K - dramatic video documentation (Score:2)

by 93 Escort Wagon ( 326346 )

[1]https://youtu.be/fjT5a-yVPZc?s... [youtu.be]

[1] https://youtu.be/fjT5a-yVPZc?si=fQlF4eozRuQK5neX&t=53

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