Trump Has Prepared Speech On Extraterrestrial Life (thehill.com)
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- News link: https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/26/02/19/016247/trump-has-prepared-speech-on-extraterrestrial-life
- Source link: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5744218-trump-holds-alien-speech/
> Lara Trump, speaking on the Pod Force One podcast, said the president has played coy when she and her husband Eric have asked about the existence of UFO's and aliens. "We've kind of asked my father-in-law about this... we all want to know about the UFOs... and he played a little coy with us," Lara Trump said. "I've heard kind of around, I think my father-in-law has actually said it, that there is some speech that he has, that I guess at the right time, I don't know when the right time is, he's going to break out and talk about and it has to do with maybe some sort of extraterrestrial life."
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> Obama has [2]clarified in recent days that he has seen no evidence that aliens are real, after comments he made on a podcast with Brian Tyler Cohen seeming to confirm his knowledge of extraterrestrial life went viral. "They're real but I haven't seen them," Obama [3]said on the podcast. "And they're not being kept in... what is it? Area 51. There's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the president of the United States."
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> Later, in [4]a post on Instagram, Obama clarified that he was trying to answer in the light-hearted spirit of a speed round of questions and that, "Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there's life out there." "But the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we've been visited by aliens is low, and I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!"
[1] https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5744218-trump-holds-alien-speech/
[2] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2g4qglzz8o
[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-hgSE5QIw
[4] https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUy9E_UD9RR/?hl=en
aliens (Score:1)
If Trump states there are aliens from another planet, then be prepared for discussions on whether or not they have souls and if so, whether or not Yaweh/Jehova had his son (/ himself) Jesus brutally tortured and killed to save these alien souls as well.
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Not that it matters. As soon as the Extraterrestrial Aliens landed, Trump would have them deported.
Re: aliens (Score:2)
Haha exactly, and make a speech about making america grrat again by making them pay for crop circles
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> ...Deporter in Chief...
> Also known as that “racist” black guy who “hates” our “refugees” so much he deported hundreds of thousands of them, with a mainstream media showing nothing but praise.
Given that the "Deporter in Chief nickname was given to Obama by people on the left who were unhappy with his quite right wing approach to immigration, there seems to be a logical issue with... whatever it is you're trying to argue here.
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I kinda wanna see the saucer boys marching into the white house with their anal mesh probes proclaiming "I'll show you what a REAL illegal alien looks like"
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No, if he states that, he will be lying and looking behind the scenes will be a trail of McNuggets back to his pockets. If he state the opposite of that, he will be lying and looking behind the scenes will be a trail of McNuggets back to his pockets. He isn't difficult to understand.
If Trump really has such a speech... (Score:2)
I guarantee it includes at least one mention of Iron Dome, and probably also some rambling mention of how he's much smarter than the aliens are.
Re: If Trump really has such a speech... (Score:2)
Will jewish space lasers make an appearance ?
Re: If Trump really has such a speech... (Score:2)
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[1] https://youtube.com/shorts/RGE9ALO9PFY
Re: If Trump really has such a speech... (Score:4, Funny)
At a recent Cabinet meeting, the usual circle jerk was at hand.
Kristi Noem: Sire, no one has the excellent leadership of you.(tears in her eyes)..sniff.
Kash Patel: Sire, you are immense. No one is immenser than you. Your immenseness makes the Universe envious!!
Scott Bessent: Gee Sire, I only wish I could be as smart as you, how do you do it?
La Presidenta: I don’t know, just call me “I am”!!!
Rev. Paula White (in for the meeting, gets excited, starts speaking in tongues): Habba labba spooky bee, havenah wannabe soundalike Isaacca Sidneywah Caesarean. *
Tulsi Gabbard (gets off her knees to speak): You make me orgasmic, Sire!!!
Secret Service Agent (in an aside to his boss): I don’t believe this is real.
Boss (whispering): It isn’t!
SSA: How do you know?
Boss: Hehehehehe..come by my office later and I’ll show you.
Later
SSA: Well boss, you were going to show me something?
Boss: Get in the car, we’ll take a little trip.
Unfortunately, Kash Patel runs into them in the hallway and demands to go with them on a real live mission. He’s VERY excited.
They drive to a secret location.
SSA (whispers to his boss): Shouldn’t he have a blindfold on?
Boss: it won’t matter, you’ll see.
They arrive, get out of the car, and go down an elevator 80 stories. They get out and enter a lab.
Chief Scientist: Why Boss, this is a pleasant surprise, do you need replacements?
Boss: No, they are working just as we ordered.
SSA: What a weird place. What’s in those sarcophagi?
CS: Uh..you don’t want to look in one. Many people find it..disturbing.
Boss: Oh go ahead and show him, he’s got a strong stomach.
Kash Patel nearly wets himself with excitement.
CS: Well okay, which should I show him?
Boss: This one has a green light blinking on top.
CS: That means it is ready.
CS opens the nearest sarcophagus. A puff of blue smoke issues forth. And Kristi Noem is standing there in a Wonder Woman costume.
Boss: Wow!! Well done!! I see you have corrected the psycho eyes.
SSA takes a closer look.
SSA: Yeah, I can see the difference, there’s a bit more effervescence in these.
Kash Patel (peering a bit further down): They look so real.
CS: And they feel real too, touch one.
Kash Patel: Wow (squeeze, squeeze).
Kriski Noem floors him with a punch.
Kash gets up breathless.
Kash: That was Wonderful!!
CS: We had to be bit careful with the Pete Hegseths. If anyone says the wrong word around him, his right arm does a Dr. Strangelove salute. Although for your application, this should not be a problem.
Kash: Errrmmm..do they walk and talk?
CS: You betcha. Recall those amazing AI-Pets they have in Japan? Those were only our export models, we didn’t make those nearly as complete as these.
CS (now nearly beside himself with enthusiasm): We have the entire Cabinet!!! That’s why the circle jerks are so lively. We store the spares in our warehouse.
Kash: I just came from a Cabinet Meeting, they looked so real! Doesn’t anyone notice?
CS (now snickering): They were never real people to begin with. We like to think of them as Our Little Chia Pets.
Kash: Hey.wait a minute, have you got one of me too?
CS: Yup!!
Kash: So you could replace me at any time?
CS (breaks out laughing): We already have!
Kash: But I’m here and I’ve never seen another of me running around the White House.
CS: Think Sherlock!!
Kash: You mean!?!
CS: Damn, I hate when they become self-aware. Boss, we’ll need to replace this unit right away, we cannot send him back like this.
Kash: What?? Replace me? But you can’t!! I’m, I’m the h-h-hhead of the FBI. I’m important!
Boss: I’m sorry you have to see this, SSA.
Boss pulls out an evil looking de
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Re: bored speech writers (Score:3)
Poor speech writers have nothing serious to do since he mangles most their work they may as well write more fiction...
The guy can't read a speech unless forced which is obvious since he reads the prompter like a moron.
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> and probably also some rambling mention of how he's much smarter than the aliens are.
I'm sure even if it was explained to him at length and repeated to him right before he makes his speech - he'll still confuse space aliens with the border crossing kind.
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Maybe the article title should be "trump's attention seeking daughter gets attention by saying he has written a speech about aliens"?
although... it probably would be a great way to distract people from those epstein files... if its that or a war with Iran, why not tell everyone that Rosewell was a real deal thing?
There is nothing in the Epstein files. Look a UFO. (Score:5, Insightful)
There is nothing in the Epstein files. Look a UFO.
Re: There is nothing in the Epstein files. Look a (Score:4, Funny)
I always thought all the Botox and plastic surgery that Lara Trump, Kristi Noem etc got made them look like an alien. Now I see the underlying strategy to gain favor with our new galactic overlords.
Oh my goodness (Score:3)
I'm going to shit bricks if the UFO conspiracy theorists were right all along. LOL
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I would reconsider my whole life choices and probably go in recluse somewhere in a monastery atop a mountain.
Definitely (Score:3)
He should definitely give a speech about how there are terabytes of government files on extraterrestrials, and that people should be demanding to see them instead of the Trump-Epstein files. It would be a distraction, and it might work for a week or so! Unless there are alien files. I'm sure that Trump would release those too, to distract from his pedophile and rape issues.
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The government has access to AI. A possible prompt would be "Create several terabytes of files about alien visitors on Earth and the methods how the government was hiding them."
Don't we already believe in extraterrestrial life? (Score:2)
Isn't God and the Devil and angels and all that hogwash all extra-terrestrial? It's not like they're all living in Malibu...
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throwing out the baby with the bath water
just because you don't understand something does not mean it cannot exist, to dismiss out of hand what one does not understand is called fundamentalism
higher realties are not extraterrestrial they are extradimensional or transdimensional beings who exist on a more profound, higher or more fundamental level of reality, it's called metaphysics and spirituality
both science and philosophy deal with this
try thinking above your box for a change
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No that's incorrect. If a being or species originates outside of earth and it's atmosphere it is extra-terrestrial by definition. It may be extra-dimensional too but not necessarily (and I'm not sure where you're even getting that).
The DoD has a plan in case of everything (Score:4, Informative)
Remember, the DoD has a plan in case of the girl scouts performing a full up insurrection.
Some speech writer at the white house doing up some sort of speech in case of the discovery of extraterrestrial life is not unexpected, though I'll note that there are many possible levels, from not very impactive to very impactive, but incredibly unlikely.
Low impact: We've discovered and verified some sort of microscopic life on Mars, Europa, or such.
Medium impact: We've found signs of life on a planet orbiting a different star
High impact: We've found signs of intelligent tool using life in a different solar system
Extreme impact: We've discovered ET, and they're visiting.
He's an alien (Score:2)
Just look at that orange face. For generstions we've thought tha Martians are green. Now even one of them is telling us we're wrong.
Great (Score:2)
Because that's exactly what we need - more official incentive for whackadoodles to start praying to aliens now.
Of course, there must be aliens (Score:2)
for two reasons, the stats tell us so as in the drake equation
we know the evil people in power are lying
Weapon of Mass Destruction. (Score:2)
Here’s something to chew on. If the US Government has knowledge of UFOs or aliens, that knowledge is decades old.
When Governments abuse tools like social media, it’s known as a Weapon of Mass Distraction. The Epstein files dribbling out slower than a 90-year old man taking a piss is a perfect example of that weaponization.
Now back to the point about UFOs. At a time when a planet is arguably entering a Recession of sorts, perhaps now is NOT the time for any Government to start talking about a
He'll try to deport them. (Score:1)
Someone said 'aliens' and he got all excited.
Yeah, that was pretty clear to me (Score:2, Insightful)
But the morons gonna moron.