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Dates with AI Companions Plagued by Lag, Miscommunications - and General Creepiness (theverge.com)

(Saturday February 14, 2026 @05:52PM (EditorDavid) from the ghosting-the-machine dept.)


To celebrate Valentine's Day, EVA AI created a temporary "pop-up" restaurant at a wine bar in Manhattan's "Hell's Kitchen" district where patrons can date AI personas.

The Verge notes that looking around the restaurant, "Of the 30-some-odd people in attendance, only two or three are organic users. [1]The rest are EVA AI reps, influencers, and reporters hoping to make some capital-C Content..."

But their reporter actually tried a date with "John Yoon", an AI companion pretending to be a psychology professor from Seoul, Korea living in New York City:

> John and I have a hard time connecting. Literally. It takes John a few seconds to "pick up" my video call. When he does, his monotone voice says, "Hey, babe." He comments on my smile, because apparently the AI companions can see you and your surroundings. It takes the dubious Wi-Fi connection a hot second to turn John from a pixelated mess into an AI hunk with suspiciously smooth pores.

>

> I don't know what to say to him. Partly because John rarely blinks, but mostly because he can't seem to hear me very well. So I yell my questions. I think I ask how his day is and wince. (What does an AI's day even look like?) He says something about green buckets behind my head? I don't actually know. Again, the Wi-Fi isn't great so he just freezes and stops mid-sentence. I ask for clarification about the buckets. John asks if I'm asking about bucket lists, actual buckets, or buckets as a type of categorization technique. I try to clarify that I never asked about buckets. John proceeds to really dig in on buckets again, before commenting about my smile. I hang up on John.

>

> My other three dates are similarly awkward. Phoebe Callas, 30, a NYC girl-next-door type, is apparently really into embroidery, but her nose keeps glitching mid-sentence, and it distracts me. Simone Carter, 26, has a harder time hearing me over the background noise than John. She makes a metaphor about space, and when I inquire what she likes about space, she mishears me.

>

> "Eighth? Like the planet Neptune?"

>

> "No, not the planet Neptu — "

>

> "What do you like about Neptune?"

>

> "Uh, I wasn't saying Neptune..."

>

> "I like Netflix too! What shows do you like?"

Their reporter also had a frustrating date with "Claire Lang". ("I say I'm a journalist. She asks what lists I like to make. I hang up...") "Aside from bad connectivity, glitching, and freezing, my conversations with my four AI dates felt too one-sided. Everything was programmed so they'd comment on how charming my smile was." And "They'd call me babe, which felt weird."

A CNN reporter [2]actually has footage of her date with "John Yoon" . But the conversation was stiff and stilted, they report. After some buffering, "Yoon" says "Hey. I'm really glad you didn't forget about the date." Then asked for its reaction to the experience, "Yoon" says slowly that "Meeting humans feels like opening a window. To new perspectives. Always curious, sometimes nervous, but mostly it's that mix of excitement and warmth that keeps it real for me. What about you, sweetheart?"

CNN reporter: "Please don't call me sweetheart. That's weird."

AI companion "John Yoon": "Got it. No 'sweetheart' from now on. Thanks for letting me know. I'm really happy you're smiling. It suits you."

CNN's reporter also tried dating "Phoebe Callas." Though it doesn't sound very romantic...

CNN reporter: How many fingers am I holding up?

"Phoebe Callas": Oh. You're showing me three fingers, right...? I'm not sure if you meant that literally, or as a little joke.

CNN reporter: I am holding up two fingers. So your vision is — so-so.

And "Phoebe" ended that call by saying "Well, babe, it's been really nice talking with you..."



[1] https://www.theverge.com/report/879327/eva-ai-cafe-dating-ai-companions

[2] https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/14/us/video/artificial-intelligence-date-valentines-day-nyc-digvid



Oh, the humanities... (Score:2)

by scalptalc ( 6477834 )

To read such sadness.

O-key then (Score:2)

by 93 Escort Wagon ( 326346 )

We seem to be approaching peak stupid.

Can't even have a conversation with AI (Score:2)

by TheStatsMan ( 1763322 )

I think these people that fail to be conversational with AI are really just telling on themselves more than anything. Terrible.

The problem is obvious (Score:2)

by MpVpRb ( 1423381 )

Dates with AI Companions???

This is a three-dick-ulous misuse of the tech

WTF is wrong with people?

This was hilarious: (Score:2)

by Anachronous Coward ( 6177134 )

"I say I'm a journalist. She asks what lists I like to make."

Re: (Score:2)

by TheMiddleRoad ( 1153113 )

That was the best line.

I mastubate to AI alone at home (Score:2)

by TheMiddleRoad ( 1153113 )

Not in a cafe with reporters watching. I'm not that impressive.

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