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Bank of England 'Must Plan For a Financial Crisis Triggered By Aliens' (msn.com)

(Tuesday January 20, 2026 @05:00AM (BeauHD) from the age-of-disclosure dept.)


A former Bank of England analyst has [1]urged contingency planning for a potential financial shock if the U.S. government were to confirm the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence. The argument is that "ontological shock" alone could destabilize confidence and trigger crisis dynamics. The Independent reports:

> [Helen McCaw, who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK's central bank and worked for the Bank of England for 10 years until 2012] said politicians and bankers can no longer afford to dismiss talk of alien life, and warned a declaration of this nature could trigger bank collapses. She reportedly said: "The United States government appears to be partway through a multi-year process to declassify and disclose information on the existence of a technologically advanced non-human intelligence responsible for Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAPs)."

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> "If the UAP proves to be of non-human origin, we may have to acknowledge the existence of a power or intelligence greater than any government and with potentially unknown intentions." Her warning comes as senior American officials have recently indicated their belief in the possibility of alien life. [...] Ms McCaw said: "UAP disclosure is likely to induce ontological shock and provoke psychological responses with material consequences ... There might be extreme price volatility in financial markets due to catastrophising or euphoria, and a collapse in confidence if market participants feel uncertain on how to price assets using any of the familiar methods."

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> The former Bank of England worker explained there might be a rush towards assets such as gold or other precious metals, and government bonds, which are perceived as "safe." Alternatively, she said precious metals might lose their status as perceived safe assets if people speculate that new space-faring technologies will soon increase the supply of precious metals.

The article cites a recent UFO documentary, [2]The Age of Disclosure , where 34 U.S. government insiders, including those from the military and intelligence community officials, share insights about the governments work with UAP. Per the film's description, the documentary "reveals an 80-year global cover-up of non-human intelligent life and a secret war among major nations to reverse-engineer advanced technology of non-human origin."



[1] https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/bank-of-england-must-plan-for-a-financial-crisis-triggered-by-aliens/ar-AA1Us7B7

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Age_of_Disclosure



Re:They should plan for (Score:5, Funny)

by arglebargle_xiv ( 2212710 )

It's a proxy for "Trump doing something batshit crazy", which is quite likely. They can't actually label it as that for political reasons so they use "aliens" as their giant-WTF event instead. The statement beginning:

> The United States government appears to be partway through a multi-year process to declassify and disclose information on the existence of a technologically advanced non-human intelligence responsible for Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAPs).

should be read as:

> The United States government appears to be partway through a multi-year process of imploding. This is likely to induce ontological shock and provoke psychological responses with material consequences ... There might be extreme price volatility in financial markets due to catastrophising or euphoria, and a collapse in confidence if market participants feel uncertain on how to price assets using any of the familiar methods."

Re: They should plan for (Score:2)

by getuid() ( 1305889 )

They didn't know back then of the full potential of being dickheads.

Re: (Score:2)

by Kisai ( 213879 )

More or less.

UAP's (UFO's) are pretty much a fiction, part of it owing to not understanding the physics of things, and part of it because the pilots of jets/planes and other high speed military craft are not scientists and don't think logically about werid stuff.

Like breaking "the speed of sound" people often don't realize creates a shockwave which causes damage. That's why you don't see any commercial aircraft at M1+, this is also why like "breaking the speed of light" is impossible, because if you could a

Re: (Score:3)

by Bert64 ( 520050 )

> That's why you don't see any commercial aircraft at M1+

We had commercial aircraft operating at M2+ for more than 30 years, they stopped flying for financial reasons rather than any physical constraints.

Re: They should plan for (Score:2)

by getuid() ( 1305889 )

I'm not sure you got the FTL part right. Light is a constant in all frames of reference, so when you move close to speed of light (not faster), the light being sent out from stars would still be light speed even in your frame of reference, not "slower". That's the core of relativity theory.

That said, you'd still have lots of distorsional effects.

FTL would involve some kind of spacetime warping, check out Alcubierre Drive (a theoretical calculation for it could work).

Re: (Score:2)

by Teun ( 17872 )

This could very well be connected to the recent actions of the US president but to call anything from him Intelligent is a stretch...

Re: They should plan for (Score:3)

by Ken_g6 ( 775014 )

So what you're saying is, "They're saying it's aliens, but it's not aliens"?

What a topsy-turvy world.

US admin is no longer a credible source (Score:5, Insightful)

by The Finn ( 1547 )

The current US administration has lost the ability to confirm terrestrial intelligence based on its current leadership, how is confirmation of extraterrestrial intelligence still a possibility?

Re: (Score:2)

by OrangAsm ( 678078 )

It will all be tied together soon. The Epstein files will confirm an alien choked him out in his prison cell and that his trafficking was terrestrial and extra-terrestrial. Also, there are "islands" in the sky.

Re: (Score:2)

by Misagon ( 1135 )

They will also show that there's a crashed space ship under the inland ice on Greenland, and only USA is able to undertake the endeavour to excavate it and understand its technology.

Re: (Score:3)

by sg_oneill ( 159032 )

I actually think the current US administration is proof there isn't Aliens/UFOs.

Because if there was , do we actually think Trump wouldn't bark it out at 3am in some sort of enraged twitter freakout, (ie every other day)

Re: (Score:2)

by gtall ( 79522 )

More to the point, he hasn't threatened to tariff UFOs for using U.S. airspace. Come to think of it, he might just do that as yet one more distraction from releasing the Epstein Files.

The bar isn't high (Score:2)

by ZiggyZiggyZig ( 5490070 )

> intelligence greater than any government

It turns out aliens have the IQ of a little dog.

Re: (Score:2)

by OrangAsm ( 678078 )

They also taste great on a bun.

'former' (Score:5, Interesting)

by ChunderDownunder ( 709234 )

Why are we reporting on insane people?

Re: (Score:2)

by Maavin ( 598439 )

1. report insane people

2. engagement rate goes up

3. profit

Wrong concern (Score:2)

by TurboStar ( 712836 )

The current administration isn't releasing controversial files on other matters so I wouldn't worry about the files that explain why the host turns orange after being inhabited by a non-terrestrial entity. They should be worried about 3 AM tweets instead.

Not many true believers! Want to make a few bucks? (Score:1)

by ed65love ( 2884415 )

What odds will ANY of you give me for public acceptance and acknowledgement that ETs exist?

Either this year, or next year, by an official government department in a Western nation.

Give me some decent odds, and I'm happy to have a little wager with you.

Call me whatever names you like, I'm more than happy to take your money.

Training exercises often use oddball threats (Score:2)

by thogard ( 43403 )

It is common to use strange threats for training exercises. It means the training controller can play games to put normal plans out of play. The CDC has been using zombie attacks for this reason for years plus it helps keep teams entertained while being able to evaluate the leadership parts of the teams. The CDC training requires a whole bunch of volunteers so zombies work for that. The military uses similar techniques for asymmetric warfare.

Aliens? No. I'd prepare for ... (Score:2)

by MxMatrix ( 1303567 )

... the usa and russia invading Europa at the same time.

Re: Aliens? No. I'd prepare for ... (Score:2)

by fluffernutter ( 1411889 )

I came here to say that Trump/Putin owning the world is probably more devastating than aliens, so planning for aliens is probably a useful thought exercise.

You can laugh... (Score:2)

by Ed_1024 ( 744566 )

But rumour has it the BoE have been hoarding Gold Pressed Latinum in preparation for this very event!

Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde