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North Dakota Law Included Fake Critical Minerals Using Lawyers' Last Names (northdakotamonitor.com)

(Sunday January 04, 2026 @09:34PM (EditorDavid) from the so-sue-me dept.)


North Dakota passed a law last May to promote development of rare earth minerals in the state. But the law's language apparently also includes two fake mineral names, [1]according to the Bismarck Tribune , "that appear to be inspired by coal company lawyers who worked on the bill."

> The inclusion of fictional substances is being called an embarrassment by one state official, a possible practical joke by coal industry leaders and mystifying by the lawmakers who worked on the bill, [2]the North Dakota Monitor reported .

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> The fake minerals are friezium and stralium, apparent references to Christopher Friez and David Straley, attorneys for North American Coal who were closely involved in drafting the bill and its amendments. Straley said they were not responsible for adding the fake names. "I assume it was put in to embarrass us, or to make light of it, or have a practical joke," Straley said, adding it could have been a clerical error.

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> Agriculture Commissioner Doug Goehring questioned the two substances listed in state law during a recent meeting of the North Dakota Industrial Commission, which is poised to adopt rules based on the legislation... Friezium and stralium first appeared in the bill on the last afternoon of the legislative session as lawmakers hurried to pass several final bills... The [3]amended bill is labeled as prepared by Legislative Council for Rep. Dick Anderson, R-Willow City, the prime sponsor and chair of the conference committee. Anderson said the amendments were prepared by a group of attorneys and legislators, including representatives from the coal industry...

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> Jonathan Fortner, president of the Lignite Energy Council that represents the coal industry, said it's unfortunate this happened in such an important bill. "From the president on down, everyone's interested in developing domestic critical minerals for national security reasons," Fortner said. "While this may have been a legislative joke between some people that somehow got through, the bigger picture is one that is important and is a very serious matter."



[1] https://bismarcktribune.com/news/local/government-politics/article_515812a0-d29a-4161-91f1-3e53003e2911.html

[2] https://northdakotamonitor.com/2025/12/19/north-dakota-law-accidentally-lists-fake-critical-minerals-based-on-coal-lawyers-names/

[3] https://ndlegis.gov/assembly/69-2025/regular/bill-overview/bo1459.html?bill_year=2025&bill_number=1459



In Germany (Score:3, Informative)

by Anonymous Coward

Our politicians are engineers and scientists. In USA they're all lawyers.

Re:In Germany (Score:4, Informative)

by ArchieBunker ( 132337 )

The president of Mexico has a PhD. Best we can do is a guy who threatened to sue the school if they released his grades. Plus he’s a pedophile and convicted felon.

"Unobtanium" was considered (Score:3)

by david.emery ( 127135 )

But the lobbyists who wrote the bill thought this might be a bit much...

Re: (Score:2)

by PPH ( 736903 )

Undoubtedly, a failure of the Administratium.

This might actually be an instance of the infamous Van Halen brown M&Ms clause. Do you people actually read this sh-?

Re: (Score:3)

by schwit1 ( 797399 )

They couldn't use Balonium or Trumpium?.

Been there, kind of (Score:1)

by Presence Eternal ( 56763 )

Reminds me of that time I tried to buy a laen knife.

No Easy Solution (Score:5, Interesting)

by dohzer ( 867770 )

There's no easy fix. If laws need to be properly reviewed, they won't be able to sneak in the corrupt parts!

Purpose of the bill, written by Coal Industry (Score:2, Interesting)

by quenda ( 644621 )

(from Claude)

Actual Purpose (The Legal & Practical Impact)

While the stated goals focus on "security" and "waste prevention," the primary practical function of the bill is to resolve ownership disputes and expand the rights of coal operators at the expense of general mineral owners. Key "actual" functions include:

- Granting Automatic Mineral Rights to Coal Lessees: The bill effectively changes the default terms of any coal lease, "whenever granted." It stipulates that a lease for coal is now deemed to in

Re: (Score:2)

by cusco ( 717999 )

I thought retroactive laws were invalid? Or is that only for criminal court?

Thanks for the summary.

Re: (Score:2)

by TurboStar ( 712836 )

The U.S. Constitution prohibits ex post facto laws.

Re: (Score:2)

by ArchieBunker ( 132337 )

Only if enforced.

Soon they will be mining... (Score:2)

by joshuark ( 6549270 )

Soon they will be mining 100% weapons grade bolognium.

[1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

--JoshK.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1__PMwe9Ec

How can I blame AI for this (Score:1)

by blue trane ( 110704 )

Hasn't it been mathematically proven that all hallucinations come from AI?

Doesn't anybody take chemistry anymore? (Score:2)

by fredrated ( 639554 )

This would leap right out at you.

Should have added "Cretinium" and "Stupidium" (Score:2)

by gweihir ( 88907 )

Clearly the whole venture is a bad joke when they cannot even get somebody competent to read through the thing before making it a law.

Re: (Score:2)

by haruchai ( 17472 )

if they did that most laws would never get passed. i don't see that as a bad thing

I'm here to lead, not read (Score:1)

by The Other Neo ( 6845338 )

This reminds me of the court case where the former CEO of South African airways was asked why she signed off on documents stated that it is not her job to read documents.

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.