Tech Giants Can't Agree On What To Call Their AI-Powered Glasses (theverge.com)
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- News link: https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/12/16/1548233/tech-giants-cant-agree-on-what-to-call-their-ai-powered-glasses
- Source link: https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/841536/smart-glasses-ai-glasses-xr-ar-headsets-terminology-wearables
Xreal's CEO Chi Xu laughed when asked about Aura's category and said the company will call all its products "AR glasses." Research firms aren't aligned either. Gartner defines smart glasses as camera- and display-free devices with Bluetooth and AI. Counterpoint Research said smart glasses without see-through displays drive volumes in the smart eyewear category. IDC uses a broader definition that includes anything glasses-shaped.
[1] https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/841536/smart-glasses-ai-glasses-xr-ar-headsets-terminology-wearables
glasshole kit (Score:1)
eot
A few ideas: (Score:2)
Asshole Indicator
Facial Data Collection Unit
Ultimate Life Monetizer
All Data Is Mine
On Demand Data Rapist
Re: (Score:2)
Privacy Nightmare
Spy Galore
Re: A few ideas: (Score:1)
facepunch goalpost
Re: (Score:1)
> If it floats, it's a witch
Don't give ICEstapo ideas for transgender purges. They miss medieval "science".
The Go Ogle of course (Score:2)
Add an infrared mode to complete the feature set.
We al know what it's going to be (Score:2)
Eyeballs+
_I_ know what to call them! (Score:2)
SHIT YOU HAVE TO WEAR ON YOUR FACE.
People do. not. want.
Market-Leading products you have to wear on your face:
Eyeglasses/Sunglasses
Nose jewelry
Medical/Covid masks
CPAP mask
Halloween/Fancy Dress masks
Thug/ICE asshole masks
Not-Market-Leading products you have to wear on your face:
Google Glass
Apple whatever that thing is
Oculus Rift/Meta whatever
Magic Leap
Cardboard 3D glasses
Movie theater 3D glasses
Home theater 3D glasses
Lay-Down-In-Bed-Read-A-Book-Prism-Glasses
Facial Tatoos
Eyeball Jewelry
Generally speaking, peo
Stasivision (Score:2)
I propose [1]Stasi [wikipedia.org]vision. All the cool narcs wear them!
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi
Glassistants (Score:2)
Glassistants
Overcaffeinated Marketers (Score:1)
Blockchain Quantum Edge AI Boujee GOAT Bestie Glasses
Xtra Specs? (Score:2)
Smart Glasses seems too obvious but would pair well with my clever trousers.
Look-Fancies would pair well with fancy pants.
C-Ya's! Sounds appropriate.
Eye Snacks is a tastier alternative.
Apple will of course have iGlasses.
Google will sell Goo-Goggles.
SeeMeeS is a good name that reminds people the owner might not see them, so watch out. Plus, palindromic.
goggles for gargoyles (Score:2)
Continuing the snowcrash theme - Gargoyle Goggles.
That's a mouthful so they will inevitably be called ... glasses.
Call them Shite (Score:3)
Cuz that's what they are.
Re: (Score:2)
They're an asshole indicator. These tell me everything I need to know about the wearer and exactly who to avoid.