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Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School At His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbor Revolted (wired.com)

(Thursday November 06, 2025 @10:30PM (BeauHD) from the bad-neighbors dept.)


Mark Zuckerberg [1]opened an unlicensed school named after the family's pet chicken -- and it was the final straw for his neighbors, writes Slashdot reader [2]joshuark , citing a report from Wired. The magazine obtained 1,665 pages of documents about the neighborhood dispute -- "including 311 records, legal filings, construction plans, and emails." Here are excerpts from the report:

> The documents reveal that the school may have been operating as early as 2021 without a permit to operate in the city of Palo Alto. As many as 30 students might have enrolled, according to observations from neighbors. [...] Over time, neighbors became fed up with what they argued was the city's lack of action, particularly with respect to the school. Some believed that the delay was because of preferential treatment to the Zuckerbergs. "We find it quite remarkable that you are working so hard to meet the needs of a single billionaire family while keeping the rest of the neighborhood in the dark," reads one email sent to the city's Planning and Development Services Department in February. "Just as you have not earned our trust, this property owner has broken many promises over the years, and any solution which depends on good faith behavioral changes from them is a failure from the beginning." [...]

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> In order for the Zuckerbergs to run a private school on their land, which is in a residential zone, they need a "conditional use" permit from the city. However, based on the documents WIRED obtained, and Palo Alto's public database of planning applications, the Zuckerbergs do not appear to have ever applied for or received this permit. Per emails obtained by WIRED, Palo Alto authorities told a lawyer working with the Zuckerbergs in March 2025 that the family had to shut down the school on its compound by June 30. [...] However, Zuckerberg family spokesperson Brian Baker tells WIRED that the school didn't close, per se. It simply moved. It's not clear where it is now located, or whether the school is operating under a different name. [...] Most of the Zuckerbergs' neighbors did not respond to WIRED's request for comment. However, the ones that did clearly indicated that they would not be forgetting the Bicken Ben saga, or the past decade of disruption, anytime soon.



[1] https://www.wired.com/story/mark-zuckerberg-school-palo-alto-shut-down/

[2] https://slashdot.org/~joshuark



Not at all creepy (Score:2)

by ZipK ( 1051658 )

Not at all.

Okay Karen (Score:1)

by bmerlin ( 471269 )

With neighbors like those, who needs enemies?

Rich assholes (Score:1)

by poity ( 465672 )

I'm talking about the multimillionaire neighbors. Let a guy do a preschool with his friends... "Oh no cars will drive by in the morning outside the security fence of my 100 yard deep front lawn! I'm going to hear a faint breeze!"

Re: (Score:1)

by timeOday ( 582209 )

Yeah, nobody would consider this a story without the "billionaire" buzzword.

When my kids were small many of the wives from her church organized a summer school for all the kids. It was great.

I notice this whole thing is a zoning dispute and nothing else. Probably because the level of education being delivered is exceptional, since why wouldn't it be?

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by LionKimbro ( 200000 )

Who is qualified to even have children?

Re: (Score:2)

by rta ( 559125 )

i also liked this part of the article:

> The Zuckerberg compound’s expansion first became a concern for Crescent Park neighbours as early as 2016, due to fears that his purchases were driving up the market.

yeah.... i'm sure homeowners complained about driving UP the market. sure. Esp in a state where property taxes are capped at 1% by Prop 13 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1978_California_Proposition_13 )

This whole thing is an episode of RHO Palo Alto

(tbh i WOULD be annoyed about constant construction noise but i doubt it's anywhere as bad as they make it out)

Yeah okay (Score:1, Insightful)

by RightwingNutjob ( 1302813 )

The city schools suck and the school board is more concerned about performative political posturing, but the real problem is the guy who's opting out of the nonsense.

Zoning permits to homeschool? (Score:2)

by sinij ( 911942 )

I don't like Zuck, but this sounds like he is homeschooling a few kids. This doesn't make it a school.

Re: (Score:1)

by Anonymous Coward

do you need AI to summarize your own post for you?

Get the permit, man. (Score:3)

by smap77 ( 1022907 )

You'd think a guy who can buy up hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Kauai could, ya know, get a permit from the city.

It isn't like he wasn't concurrently spending millions on real estate lawyers at that same time, so stop your apologizing for the guy. He can afford the pros.

Can we put an end to the Karen-ocracy (Score:1)

by LionKimbro ( 200000 )

Can we just let people have their school?

Can we let people run cheap day-care centers again, too?

(Which is what poor people really do, but wouldn't it be nice if it were legal.)

Do nutritionists really need a Masters of Science degree?

Can we stop it with all the credentialing and Karening?

I know Karen doesn't care about freedom, and cares more that she can say "no" to a stranger, so that they have to give her clout and "respect her authority," ...

But can we stop letting Karen be in charge of important things

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