Charlie Javice Sentenced To 7 Years In Prison For Fraudulent Sale of Her Startup To JPMorgan (cnn.com)
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- News link: https://yro.slashdot.org/story/25/09/30/2230245/charlie-javice-sentenced-to-7-years-in-prison-for-fraudulent-sale-of-her-startup-to-jpmorgan
- Source link: https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/30/business/charlie-javice-frank-sentenced-jpmorgan-intl
> Javice, 33, was convicted in March of duping the banking giant when it bought her company, called Frank, in the summer of 2021. She made false records that made it seem like Frank had over 4 million customers when it had fewer than 300,000. Addressing the court before she was sentenced, Javice, who was in her mid-20s when she founded the company, said she was "haunted that my failure has transformed something meaningful into something infamous." Sometimes speaking through tears, she said she "made a choice that I will spend my entire life regretting."
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> Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein largely dismissed arguments by Javice's lawyer, Ronald Sullivan, that he should be lenient because the negotiations that led to Frank's sale pitted "a 28-year-old versus 300 investment bankers from the largest bank in the world." Still, the judge criticized the bank, saying "they have a lot to blame themselves" for after failing to do adequate due diligence. He quickly added, though, that he was "punishing her conduct and not JPMorgan's stupidity." Javice was among a number of young tech executives who vaulted to fame with supposedly disruptive or transformative companies, only to see them collapse amid questions about whether they had engaged in puffery and fraud while dealing with investors.
[1] https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/30/business/charlie-javice-frank-sentenced-jpmorgan-intl
I didn't even know ... (Score:3)
... Elizabeth Holmes had a sister. Double date some time?
As seen on TV (Score:2)
Ummm... arrested development ... silicon valley? Doesn't everybody do it? Facebook would never cook their numbers, would they?
Do not fuck with old money (Score:4, Insightful)
America has a ruling class. You can rip off as many little old ladies as you want but the moment you fuck with the old money elites you're going to prison.
The fact that she's only getting 7 years tells me that she must have some connections.
It's not just about ripping them off. Those old money elites are completely incompetent boobs. But they have to keep the illusion that they're genius captains of industry that we are all completely dependent on for jobs.
The moment the public realizes that there are less John Galt and more King Nero the emperor has no clothes and they're in deep shit.
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"The moment the public realizes that there are less John Galt and more King Nero the emperor has no clothes and they're in deep shit"
Please explain WTF is taking the public so long? It's been obvious to me for at least 40 years & I cannot claim any deep financial knowledge
Shit doesn't happen in a vacuum (Score:2)
The point of my comment was that those old money elites are painfully aware that they need to maintain the illusion and they go out of their way, as much as they do anything, to make sure the illusion doesn't break.
The public is kind of clueless because they are inundated with propaganda and poorly educated. Mix in a little socioeconomic problems and maybe some lead in your drinking water or some booze when you're in the oven so to speak and yeah you're in for a rough times
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> The public is kind of clueless because they are inundated with propaganda
You tell us! Is that why you are trying to relentlessly turn Americans against their own country? Because you think Americans are clueless?
rsilvergun is playing psychological warfare for China wanting to destroy America. He posts Chinese anti-American propaganda here at least 20 times every day.
He posts trash here at least 20 times daily and maintains his karma by using dozens of sock puppet accounts to mod himself back up but he sometimes run out of sock puppet modpoints and when that happens, he goes into
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Haul-away haul-away haul away Joe. Tell it like it is, brother.
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Amen!
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Kudos to you and Slashdot at large to get down to the roots of the matter!
She's probably going to be able to (Score:2)
Stash a few million and she'll be doing just fine after she gets out.
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[1]I doubt it. [wikipedia.org]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgorgement
\o/ (Score:1)
All of those prepared phrases which for some reason, though appropriate, weren't able to be directed at those who caused a global meltdown are now coming out.
Perhaps JPM can just wrap it in some shit and sell it upstream?
Doing 7 years for enjoying $175million later (Score:2)
sounds like a good deal to me
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You think she'll get to keep the $175M? [1]Yeah, think again. [wikipedia.org]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgorgement
Deserved (Score:2)
JPMorgan deserves to get defrauded if that many investment bankers are too lazy to do their jobs.
Dept. of Education about to get a new employee?? (Score:2)
"... inflating user numbers before the bank's $175 million acquisition. "
Sounds vaguely familiar.
I'd imagine a certain high-ranking government employee would look kindly on such behavior.
Perhaps enough to offer a pardon and job offer??
Pardon? (Score:2)
I wonder what asking price is these days.
IĆ¢(TM)m shocked that the chubby crypto guy with all the hair is still in prison. Or the creepy blood lady with the fake deep voice.
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How about asking the users of Biden's autopen?
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[1]https://www.newsweek.com/donal... [newsweek.com]
"I'll sign them whenever I can, but when I can't I will use an autopen"
-Donald Trump
March 18, 2025
[1] https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-admits-he-uses-autopen-unimportant-papers-joe-biden-pardons-2046252
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Uh, yeah, right. Try again, just a little more desperately. Or spare us and reality. As you wish.