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You Can Now Rent a Flesh Computer Grown In a British Lab (sciencealert.com)

(Friday July 04, 2025 @03:00AM (BeauHD) from the meat-machines dept.)


[1]alternative_right shares a report from ScienceAlert:

> The world's first commercial hybrid of silicon circuitry and human brain cells will [2]soon be available for rent . Marketed for its vast potential in medical research, the biological machine, grown inside a British laboratory, builds on the [3]Pong-playing prototype , [4]DishBrain . Each CL1 computer is formed of 800,000 neurons grown across a silicon chip, and their life-support system. While it can't yet match the mind-blowing capabilities of today's most powerful computers, the system has one very significant advantage: it only consumes a fraction of the energy of comparable technologies.

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> AI centers now consume countries' worth of energy, whereas a rack of CL1 machines only uses 1,000 watts and is naturally capable of adapting and learning in real time. [...] When neuroscientist Brett Kagan and colleagues pitted their creation against equivalent levels of machine learning algorithms, the cell culture systems outperformed them. Users can send code directly into the synthetically supported system of neurons, which is capable of responding to electrical signals almost instantly. These signals act as bits of information that can be read and acted on by the cells. But perhaps the greatest potential for this biological and synthetic hybrid is as an experimental tool for learning more about our own brains and their abilities, from neuroscience to creativity.

The first CL1 units will reportedly ship soon for $35,000 each. Remote access can apparently be rented for $300 per week.



[1] https://slashdot.org/~alternative_right

[2] https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-now-rent-a-flesh-computer-grown-in-a-british-lab

[3] https://games.slashdot.org/story/24/08/22/212239/hydrogels-can-learn-to-play-pong

[4] https://corticallabs.com/



Robobrains (Score:2)

by The123king ( 2395060 )

How long until we have Fallout-esque robobrains. Seems this sort of computer would be well adapted to powering a humanoid robot, especially with it's learning capabilities. And then how keen are those robots going to be to living a life of servitude. Are we working our way towards a Kaylon threat of our own?

Re: Robobrains (Score:2)

by denelson83 ( 841254 )

Or is this going to be more like the Borg from Star Trek?

Re: (Score:1)

by Narcocide ( 102829 )

I think it will be more along the lines of Bubblegum Crisis.

Flesh Computer (Score:2)

by cstacy ( 534252 )

What's her name?

I had to read the headline four times.

The first time I read "flesh computer" and thought,

that has to be "flash computer...what's that?"

Then it was "fresh computer".

Finally came back to "flesh computer".

When I got to the Britain part, my first thought was:

Didn't the Japanese already do this?

In all seriousness: there have ready been

with human neurons on them that you can buy.

And now having dispensed with the headline,

I will go read TFS and see what the heck this is.

Old News / dupe? (Score:2)

by cstacy ( 534252 )

I read about a chip with human neurons on it,

already for sale, previously. Maybe 6 weeks

or a couple months ago? They grew the neurons

from stem cells, I think. One problem with the chip

is that the wetware doesn't live indefinitely.

The chip has a definite lifetime.

And it wasn't a very long time.

Is this the same story?

I imagine I must have read the original story

here in /. so perhaps this is a dupe?

Re: (Score:2)

by Mr. Dollar Ton ( 5495648 )

yes, it is the same story, yes it is a dupe.

[1]https://science.slashdot.org/s... [slashdot.org]

[1] https://science.slashdot.org/story/25/03/05/016258/worlds-first-synthetic-biological-intelligence-runs-on-living-human-cells

Re: What does it taste like BBQed? (Score:2)

by Mr2cents ( 323101 )

Just the same as regular human BBQ'd brains. According to a friend.

Re: (Score:2)

by bleedingobvious ( 6265230 )

Really close to bone marrow... .mmmmmmm

From the UK: home of nvCJD (Score:2)

by pjt33 ( 739471 )

Friends don't let friends eat British brains.

How long before this is on the cloud? (Score:2)

by DrXym ( 126579 )

Rent an EC2 brain instance

Back to the 40s (Score:2)

by mccalli ( 323026 )

[1]The original computers were human [nasa.gov].

[1] https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/jpl/when-computers-were-human/#:~:text=At%20one%20time%2C%20they%20were,computer%20called%20the%20IBM%20704.

Re: (Score:1)

by Aetherer ( 8586407 )

> [1]The original computers were human [nasa.gov].

In 1757, a team of women were computing (and were called computers) for data about Haley's Comet: [2]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]

NASA continued that.

[1] https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/jpl/when-computers-were-human/#:~:text=At%20one%20time%2C%20they%20were,computer%20called%20the%20IBM%20704.

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_women_in_computing

Re: (Score:2)

by mccalli ( 323026 )

So what you're saying is it's back to the 50s then?

Thanks (Score:2)

by devslash0 ( 4203435 )

I've already got one. In my skull.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
For this isn't really the norm.
But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,
So what? Any pork in a storm.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,
It's risky enough when the weather is fine.
But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar
Cast even more perils before swine.