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Microsoft, Google, Others Team Up To Standardize Confusing Hacker Group Nicknames

(Monday June 02, 2025 @05:22PM (msmash) from the name-game dept.)


Microsoft, CrowdStrike, Palo Alto Networks, and Google announced Monday they will create a public glossary [1]standardizing the nicknames used for state-sponsored hacking groups and cybercriminals.

The initiative aims to reduce confusion caused by the proliferation of disparate naming conventions across cybersecurity firms, which have assigned everything from technical designations like "APT1" to colorful monikers like "Cozy Bear" and "Kryptonite Panda" to the same threat actors. The companies hope to bring additional industry partners and the U.S. government into the effort to streamline identification of digital espionage groups.



[1] https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/forest-blizzard-vs-fancy-bear-cyber-companies-hope-untangle-weird-hacker-2025-06-02/



And the standard is... (Score:2)

by Gravis Zero ( 934156 )

[1]"everyone use Microsoft's naming scheme" [microsoft.com]. Brilliant. -_-

[1] https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/unified-secops-platform/microsoft-threat-actor-naming

Re: And the standard is... (Score:2)

by nosfucious ( 157958 )

It certainly might help if the hacker groups were named something like

Pimply ballsack group

Small penis brigade

Lumpy vagina team

Instead of coolish nicknames, like cozy bear.

THE naming standard. (Score:2)

by geekmux ( 1040042 )

Come on now. We all know there's only one name we would vote for.

Hacky McHackerface.

Re: (Score:2)

by fahrbot-bot ( 874524 )

> Come on now. We all know there's only one name we would vote for.

> Hacky McHackerface.

Or, rather: Hackneyed McHackneyedFace :-)

Re: (Score:2)

by JamesTRexx ( 675890 )

*raises hand excitedly* I want to pick my own name for myself!

Something like The Secret Lurker Of The Dark Shadows Of The Dungeons Of The Global Internet. Or maybe The Dark Shadow In The Deep Depths Of The Vast Internet. Or The Electric Ghost Thief Of All That's Digitally Personal And Private.

Why yes, I do write cheap fiction. How did you know?

Re: (Score:2)

by garyisabusyguy ( 732330 )

TBH, I always found Fluffy Bunny to be the most threatening, while CDC was obviously going for lulz

Bug Writers vs Exploiters (Score:1)

by awwshit ( 6214476 )

So, the Bug Writers got together on something. Too bad it was a naming convention and not actual security.

Common names or not, my money is on the Exploiters.

Re: (Score:2)

by awwshit ( 6214476 )

Microsoft is AST1. Advanced Security Threat Number 1.

Kaspersky is now called GRU Software (Score:2)

by garyisabusyguy ( 732330 )

That should clear things up

FORTH IF HONK THEN