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Researchers Grow Record-sized Lab Meat (nature.com)

(Wednesday April 16, 2025 @11:30PM (msmash) from the pushing-the-limits dept.)


Researchers at the University of Tokyo have created what they believe is [1]the largest single piece of lab-grown meat to date : a chicken nugget-sized chunk measuring 7 centimeters long, 4 centimeters wide, and 2.25 centimeters thick, weighing 11 grams. The breakthrough, reported today in Trends in Biotechnology, uses an artificial circulatory system to overcome a fundamental limitation in cultured meat production.

The team, led by biohybrid system engineer Shoji Takeuchi, grew cells around a network of semipermeable hollow fibers -- similar to those used in water filters and dialysis machines -- that deliver nutrients and oxygen throughout the tissue. Unlike most commercial approaches that produce tiny meat fragments later assembled with binders or scaffolds, this method creates a single coherent piece with more natural structure and texture.

This is the first working model using tubes to grow muscle tissue into a thick slab, according to Mark Post, chief science officer at Mosa Meat, who created the world's first lab-grown hamburger in 2013. Significant hurdles remain before commercialization. The hollow fibers aren't edible and must be manually removed. Researchers are exploring automating this process or creating edible alternatives using cellulose.



[1] https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01227-4



Record-sized? (Score:3, Funny)

by fahrbot-bot ( 874524 )

> Researchers Grow Record-sized Lab Meat

> ... measuring 7 centimeters long, 4 centimeters wide, and 2.25 centimeters thick, weighing 11 grams

I know it's been a while since vinyl was ubiquitous, but records are round, (usually) larger in diameter, and not nearly that thick ...

Re: Record-sized? (Score:3)

by RightwingNutjob ( 1302813 )

What are you going on about? A record is a single card of information. 80 characters wide, 6 bits per character. It's rectangular and made out of heavy cardstock.

Re: (Score:2)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

> What are you going on about? A record is a single card of information. 80 characters wide, 6 bits per character. It's rectangular and made out of heavy cardstock.

It's not rectangular, one of the corners is diagonally cur off. It's 5-sided. :-)

Re: (Score:2)

by rossdee ( 243626 )

Does anybody remember the 96 column card?

They were smaller, and squarer.

Let me know when they are the size of ... (Score:1)

by davidwr ( 791652 )

... an Ameglian Major Cow.

Re: (Score:2)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

> I'll take a bite after I see what it does to you mutants in 20-30 years ;-D

It's likely to be no more harmful than the last 20-30 years of food additives. At least the food additives tasted good. :-)

That's Nothing (Score:2)

by divide overflow ( 599608 )

Wait 'till you see my Record-sized Lap Meat!

Re: (Score:2)

by drnb ( 2434720 )

> Wait 'till you see my Record-sized Lap Meat!

Smallest on record? :-)

Also tastes like... (Score:2)

by greytree ( 7124971 )

Vinyl

Jesus (Score:2, Informative)

by reanjr ( 588767 )

If you don't want to eat meat, just eat a fucking vegetable. This shit is so pointless. It's not even on the market yet, and lab grown meat is already banned in numerous states.

Re: (Score:3)

by iNaya ( 1049686 )

It's not pointless. Once the technology is perfected, it should eventually become cheaper to grow lab meat than to grow actual animals.

Also, there are plenty of people that like meat, but don't eat it due to ethical concerns - so there is a market for it even if it is more expensive.

This would also be useful in situations like having fresh meat on Mars, or further out, where having actual animals would be prohibitively expensive in comparison.

I think it's fairly unimaginative and naive to call research

Re: (Score:3)

by backslashdot ( 95548 )

Is there a vegetable that tastes like bacon? If not, I'm not interested.

ChickieNobs (Score:2)

by Jedi Holocron ( 225191 )

Margaret Atwood foretells it again...

Vegan Beef vs. Real Beef (Score:2)

by schwit1 ( 797399 )

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SFW

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