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Six Big US Banks Quit Net Zero Alliance (theguardian.com)

(Wednesday January 08, 2025 @11:41AM (msmash) from the times,-they-are-a-changin' dept.)


An anonymous reader shares a report:

> The six biggest banks in the US have all [1]quit the global banking industry's net zero target-setting group , with the imminent inauguration of Donald Trump as president expected to bring political backlash against climate action.

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> JP Morgan is the latest to withdraw from the UN-sponsored net zero banking alliance (NZBA), following Citigroup, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, Wells Fargo and Goldman Sachs. All six have left since the start of December. Analysts have said the withdrawals are an attempt to head off "anti-woke" attacks from rightwing US politicians, which are expected to escalate when Trump is sworn in as the country's 47th president in just under a fortnight. Trump's vows to deregulate the energy sector, dismantle environmental rules and "drill, baby, drill," were a big part of his campaign platform and are expected to form a key part of his blueprint for governing the US, the world's biggest oil and gas producer.



[1] https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jan/08/us-banks-quit-net-zero-alliance-before-trump-inauguration



Credit unions. (Score:3)

by zendarva ( 8340223 )

Take your money out of big banks, and switch to credit unions. NCUA instead of FDIC insured, but you're still insured, and you're not functionally loaning your money to a giant multinational conglomerate.

Net Zero is insufficient anyway (Score:2)

by polyp2000 ( 444682 )

Net Zero is far from the target we need to aim for to solve climate breakdown.

Its bad that were not even going to aim that high.

Folks Im telling you, its time to get prepping! Our future is toast.

Trump, the president of death (Score:2)

by gweihir ( 88907 )

Death of the human race, that is. What a repulsive piece of shit.

Solving The Virus Problem Once And For All

System administrators across the globe have tried installing anti-virus
software. They've tried lecturing employees not to open unsolicited email
attachments. They've tried installing firewalls and the latest security
patches. But even with these precautions, email viruses continue to rank
third only to Solitaire and the Blue Screen Of Death in the amount of lost
productivity they cause. Meanwhile, Microsoft Exchange and LookOut! remain
as the number one virus delivery products on the market today.

But maybe not for much longer. A group of disgruntled administrators have
teamed up to produce and sell a brand new way to fight viruses, one that
attacks the root of the problem: stupid users.

Salivating Dogs, Inc. of Ohio has unveiled the "Clue Delivery System"
(CDS), a small device that plugs into the back of a standard PC keyboard
and delivers a mild electric shock whenever the luser does something
stupid. The device is triggered by a Windows program that detects when the
luser attempts to open an unsolicited email attachment or perform another
equally dangerous virus-friendly action.