News: 2022-05-30_14-14-00_en-direct-tsitsipas-mene-et-mal-embarque

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EN DIRECT: Tsitsipas mené et mal embarqué face à Rune - Greet Minnen en quarts de finale du double

(2022-05-30_14-14-00)


Suite et fin des huitièmes de finale de Roland-Garros ce mardi, avec notamment l’opposition entre Stefanos Tsitsipas et la jeune sensation Holger Rune. Daniil Medvedev affrontera Marin Cilic en session nocturne. Du côté des Belges, Greet Minnen, s’est qualifiée pour les quarts de finale du double dames, alors que Gilles-Arnaud Bailly a passé le cap du deuxième tour du tournoi juniors.

Programme de lundi aux Internationaux de France de tennis à Roland-Garros:



Court Philippe-Chatrier (à partir de 12h00)

Veronika Kudermetova (Rus/N.29) - Madison Keys (USA/N.22)

Holger Rune (Dan) - Stefanos Tsitsipas (Frè/N..4)

Iga Swiatek (Pol/N.1) - Qinwen Zheng (Chn)

Pas avant 20h45

Marin Cilic (Cro/N.20) - Daniil Medvedev (Rus/N.2)

Court Suzanne-Lenglen (11h00)

Daria Kasatkina (Rus/N.20) - Camilla Giorgi (Ita/28)

Casper Ruud (Nor/N.8) - Hubert Hurkacz (Pol/N.12)

Jessica Pegula (USA/N.11) - Irina Camelia Begu (Rou)

Andrey Rublev (Rus/N.7) - Jannik Sinner (Ita/N.11)

Court Simonne-Mathhieu (11h)

Anna Bondar/Greet Minnen (Hon/BEL) - Alicjia Rosolska/Erin Routliffe (Pol/N-Z)

Storm Sanders/Sander Gillé (Aus/BEL.) - Desirae Krawczyk/Neal Skupski (USA/G-B/N.4)

Yifan Xu/Zhaoxuan Yang (Chn/N.13) - Veronika Kudermetova/Elise Mertens (Rus/BEL/N.13)

Court 3 (11h)

Hanne Vandewinkel (BEL) - Ahmani Guichard (USA)



In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi,
Junior, what are you up to?"
"I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the
rabbit.
"Come now, friend rabbit, you know that's impossible! No one
will publish such rubbish!"
"Well, follow me and I'll show you."
They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while the
rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face. Comes along a
wolf. "Hello, little buddy, what are we doing these days?"
"I'm writing the 2'nd chapter of my thesis, on how rabbits devour
wolves."
"Are you crazy? Where's your academic honesty?"
"Come with me and I'll show you."
As before, the rabbit comes out with a satisfied look on his face
and a diploma in his paw. Finally, the camera pans into the rabbit's cave
and, as everybody should have guessed by now, we see a mean-looking, huge
lion, sitting, picking his teeth and belching, next to some furry, bloody
remnants of the wolf and the fox.

The moral: It's not the contents of your thesis that are
important -- it's your PhD advisor that really counts.