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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Retour sur les moments forts du procès Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

(2022-05-27_13-57-00)


La bataille juridique en cours, entre Johnny Depp et Amber Heard, a mis la toile en ébullition cette année. Voici quelques-uns des moments les plus insolites et les plus surprenants de leur procès qui s’achèvera ce vendredi 27 mai.


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
a large cash settlement anyway.
-- Dave Barry