News: 2022-05-22_15-10-34_en-direct-un-topper-pour-du-beurre~aac84

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

EN DIRECT: un “Topper” pour du beurre

(2022-05-22_15-10-34)


FC Bruges CLU

18:30

Anderlecht AND

Champion de Belgique pour la troisième fois de rang, le Club de Bruges accueillera le RSC Anderlecht à 18h30 dans un ‘Topper’ dénué d’enjeu sportif pour cette 6e et dernière journée des Champion’s playoffs.


Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#15)

Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Question 15: In your opinion, what companies should Microsoft seek to
acquire in the coming year?

A. Disney. I'd like to see a cute animated movie starring Clippit the
Office Assistant.

B. CBS. I'd like to see a new line-up featuring must-watch shows like
"Touched by a Microserf", "Redmond Hope", "Everybody Loves Bill", "The
Late Show With Steve Ballmer", and "60 Minutes... of Microsoft
Infomercials",

C. Google. Microsoft could drastically improve the quality and performance
of this search engine by migrating it from Linux to Windows NT
servers.

D. Lowes Hardware Stores. Every copy of Windows 2000 could come bundled
with a coupon for a free kitchen sink or a free window!