News: 2022-05-16_06-30-00_en-direct-plus-de-260-combattants-ukrain

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

EN DIRECT: plus de 260 combattants ukrainiens évacués d'Azovstal

(2022-05-16_06-30-00 (avec agences))


Suivez ci-dessous notre live sur la situation en Ukraine.

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[1]Notre DOSSIER complet: Invasion russe en Ukraine



[1] https://www.7sur7.be/dossier/invasion-russe-en-ukraine~d6c30bd6f-5985-459d-8adc-86c964fe1d8f/



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