News: 2022-05-15_19-08-00_un-incendie-en-cours-a-la-prison-de-sain

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Un incendie en cours à la prison de Saint-Hubert

(2022-05-15_19-08-00 (belga))


Un important incendie s’est déclaré dimanche après-midi à la prison de Saint-Hubert, en province de Luxembourg.

Plusieurs postes incendie sont actuellement déployés, a indiqué la zone de secours Luxembourg dimanche en fin d’après-midi.

Selon les premières informations recueillies auprès de la zone de secours et des autorités communales, l’incendie s’est déclaré dans un atelier de menuiserie .

Aucun détenu n’a été blessé , selon le commandant de la zone de secours, ainsi que le bourgmestre de Saint-Hubert.

Afin d’éteindre le feu, les postes incendie de Saint-Hubert, Marche, Bertrix et Libramont sont mobilisés .


Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek,
shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm
as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing like
bright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the hood;
she was a woman driven -- fueled by a single accelerant -- and she needed a
man, a man who wouldn't shift from his views, a man to steer her along the
right road: a man like Alf Romeo.
-- Rachel Sheeley, winner

The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never
see her little dog Pritzi again.
-- Claudia Fields, runner-up

It could have been an organically based disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a
tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but after a thorough neurological exam it
was determined that Byron was simply a jerk.
-- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up

Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest. The contest is
named after the author of the immortal lines: "It was a dark and stormy
night." The object of the contest is to write the opening sentence of the
worst possible novel.