News: 2022-05-11_17-47-00_en-direct-leeds-chelsea~a5f15f14

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

EN DIRECT: Leeds-Chelsea

(2022-05-11_17-47-00)


Leeds United LEE

20:30

Chelsea CHE

Chelsea qui doit encore assurer sa place dans le top 4 et sa qualification pour la prochaine Ligue des Champions, se déplace à Leeds, qui lutte pour son maintien dans le bas de tableau. L’occasion pour Romelu Lukaku de confirmer son retour en grâce après son doublé contre Wolverhampton de samedi dernier?


Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play,
Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and arrested those two dead boys.