News: 2022-05-08_16-31-00_en-direct-anderlecht-sans-van-crombrugge

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

EN DIRECT: Anderlecht sans Van Crombrugge, mais avec Delcroix à l’Antwerp

(2022-05-08_16-31-00)


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Anderlecht AND

Pro League Après la victoire de Bruges contre l’Union, l’Anwerp et le Sporting d’Anderlecht referment le programme de la troisième journée des playoffs, ce dimanche, au Bosuil. Un choc avec la troisième place pour enjeu.


We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official
name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu". You
may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another
setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION".
Another symptom is that you cease brushing your teeth, because (a)
your teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the strength. Midway through the brushing
process, you'd have to lie down in front of the sink to rest for a couple
of hours, and rivulets of toothpaste foam would dribble sideways out of your
mouth, eventually hardening into crusty little toothpaste stalagmites that
would bond your head permanently to the bathroom floor, which is how the
police would find you.
You know the kind of flu I'm talking about.
-- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide"