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  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Un singe sauvage tente de kidnapper une fillette dans la rue en Chine

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Mardi, un singe sauvage a attaqué et tenté d’enlever une fillette de trois ans qui jouait dans la rue près de la municipalité de Chongqing. Par chance, elle n’a souffert que de quelques égratignures.


Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.