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Un singe sauvage tente de kidnapper une fillette dans la rue en Chine

(2022-04-25_18-48-37)


Mardi, un singe sauvage a attaqué et tenté d’enlever une fillette de trois ans qui jouait dans la rue près de la municipalité de Chongqing. Par chance, elle n’a souffert que de quelques égratignures.


Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.