News: 2022-04-01_15-28-35_un-palestinien-tue-par-les-forces-israel

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Un Palestinien tué par les forces israéliennes en Cisjordanie occupée

(2022-04-01_15-28-35 (AFP))


Un Palestinien a été tué vendredi par des tirs des forces israéliennes à Hébron, dans le sud de la Cisjordanie occupée, a rapporté le ministère de la Santé palestinien.

Ce Palestinien âgé de 29 ans, a été tué "à balles réelles", a indiqué le ministère dans un court communiqué. Des heurts ont éclaté dans le centre de Hébron, ville poudrière de Cisjordanie, entre des habitants palestiniens et les forces israéliennes, a constaté un journaliste de l'AFP.


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold
a press conference where you announce that they have a street value
of $850 million. These raids never fail, because ALL high schools,
including brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana
cigarettes in the lockers. As far as anyone can tell, the locker
factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a
piece of human sleaze. This also never fails, because you always
get a conviction. A juror at a pornography trial is not about to
state for the record that he finds nothing obscene about a movie
where actors engage in sexual activities with live snakes and a
fire extinguisher. He is going to convict the bookstore owner, and
vote for the death penalty just to make sure nobody gets the wrong
impression.
-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"