News: 2022-03-29_06-08-00_des-signaux-positifs-aux-pourparlers-rus

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Des signaux “positifs” aux pourparlers russo-ukrainiens, la Belgique expulse 21 diplomates russes: le point sur l’invasion russe en Ukraine

(2022-03-29_06-08-00 (avec AFP, Belga))


• L’Ukraine formule ses propositions pour parvenir à un accord avec la Russie

• Les signaux en provenance des négociations russo-ukrainiennes de mardi en Turquie sont “positifs”, mais l’Ukraine n’a pas pour autant “l’intention de relâcher” ses efforts militaires, selon Volodymyr Zelensky.

• La Russie va réduire “radicalement” ses activités militaires dans les régions de Kiev et de Tchernihiv

• Washington évoque un “repositionnement” des forces russes près de Kiev, “pas un vrai retrait”

• Une rencontre entre Volodymyr Zelensky et Vladimir Poutine est désormais envisagée

• Biden et les alliés européens d’accord pour “continuer d’accroître le coût payé par la Russie”

• Un aérodrome militaire bombardé dans l’ouest de l’Ukraine

• Près de 4 millions de réfugiés

• Les images de l’intérieur du théâtre dévasté à Marioupol

• La Belgique expulse 21 diplomates russes

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[1]Notre DOSSIER complet: Invasion russe en Ukraine



[1] https://www.7sur7.be/dossier/invasion-russe-en-ukraine~d6c30bd6f-5985-459d-8adc-86c964fe1d8f/


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