News: 2022-03-21_07-05-00_nouvelles-tentatives-de-pourparlers-ce-l

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Nouvelles tentatives de pourparlers ce lundi

(2022-03-21_07-05-00 (Belga/AFP))


De nouvelles tractations entre Kiev et Moscou auront lieu lundi par visioconférence pour dégager une solution au conflit en Ukraine.

Ceci a été convenu par les négociateurs ukrainiens et russes. Les deux camps souhaitent reprendre leurs pourparlers, a assuré dimanche le chef de la délégation ukrainienne Mykhailo Podoliak, cité par l'agence de presse ukrainienne Unian.

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Les dernières discussions à haut-niveau pour le retour à la paix remontent à lundi passé.

M. Podoliak. Il avait assuré auparavant que les négociations avec Moscou sur la fin de la guerre prendraient encore "plusieurs semaines", mais qu'il y avait des signes que la position de Moscou devenait plus "raisonnable" et réaliste, sans toutefois fournir de détails.



[1] https://www.7sur7.be/monde/plusieurs-explosions-cette-nuit-a-kiev-un-centre-commercial-pulverise~afa360e8/


Class-Action Lawsuit Filed Against Linus Torvalds

SILLYCON VALLEY -- Nearly 130 former system administrators have filed suit
against Linus Torvalds in which they claim Linux cost them their jobs.
Recently several companies migrated from Windows to Linux, increasing
their productivity but decreasing the need for a large staff of tech
workers, prompting a wave of layoffs.

"The good old days when it required five full-time system administrators
to maintain a Microsoft Exchange server are history, all because of that
cancer known as Linux," explained the lead litigant in the lawsuit.

"It all started two years ago when some pimply-faced idiot down in
Accounting decided to smuggle in a Linux box to automate some of his work.
Before long every tech-savvy person in Accounting, Billing, and Sales was
secretly using Linux."

"That's when the troubles started. Productivity soared. Downtime was
limited to an average of three milliseconds per day. Macro viruses ceased
to spread. It was horrible! The entire IT staff was replaced by one
part-time bearded wonder, who was able to administrate the entire Linux
network! Due to the layoffs, I'm now sitting in a homeless shelter with
little hope to find work. Nobody wants to hire an MCSE anymore!"