News: 2022-02-20_11-49-00_une-troisieme-mi-temps-degenere-en-provi

  ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Une troisième mi-temps dégénère en Provinciale

(2022-02-20_11-49-00)


Ce samedi soir vers 21h30, le match de football entre le J.V. De Pinte et le F.C. Destelbergen a dégénéré en une sérieuse bagarre dans la cantine après le match.

Le J.V. De Pinte a gagné son match contre le F.C. Destelbergen 3-2, mais sa victoire a été entachée par une violente bagarre dans la cantine. La cause de la rixe d’après le match n’est pas encore claire, mais selon les sources d’HLN, des jeunes auraient attaqué un certain nombre de supporters plus âgés.

Certaines des femmes qui sont intervenues dans la bagarre ont également partagé les coups malgré les stewards et les joueurs qui ont tenté de calmer les esprits.

Dans les échauffourées, des chaises ont été utilisées comme projectiles. Six personnes ont été identifiées par la police et un supporter gantois a été légèrement blessé.


Throwing Windows Out The Window

The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows
and Office on all employee computers. But don't get too excited; they aren't
going to replace them with Linux. Instead, this government agency has decided
to go back to using abucusses, slide rules, and manual typewriters.

The banishment of Microsoft software stems from the agency's new policy
against computer games. MS Office, which contains several games in the form of
Easter Eggs, is now verboten on all agency computers. "Flight simulators,
pinball games, magic eight balls... they all violate our policy," said the
sub-adjunct administrator second-class. "So we can't use Office."

Windows is forbidden for the same reason. "We've had way too many
employees wasting time playing Solitaire," she said. "Unfortunately,
Solitaire is an integral part of Windows -- Microsoft executives said so
during the anti-trust trial. If Solitaire is removed, the operating system
won't function properly. Therefore, we have no choice but to banish all
Windows computers."

The Bureau's Assistant Technology Consultant, Mr. Reginald "Red" Taype,
asked, "Have you ever seen an abucus crash? Have you ever seen anybody
have fun with a slide rule? Do adding machines contain undocumented easter
eggs? No! That's why we're ditching our PCs."