ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Lance takes aim at Parquet in file format joust

(2025/10/14)

Challenger seeks to unseat incumbent for machine learning workloads



British govt agents demand action after UK mega-cyberattacks surge 50%

(2025/10/14)

Warn businesses to act now as high-severity incidents keep climbing



Ofcom refuses to bite over Openreach's fiber freebies

(2025/10/14)

Watchdog says it sees no case to investigate discounted FTTP upgrade offer – but will keep an eye on it



Brit AI boffins making bank with £560K average pay packet at Anthropic

(2025/10/14)

Google, DeepMind, Microsoft also shower UK staff with six-figure salaries



Ubuntu 25.10 lands: Rustier and Wayland-ier, but Flatpak is broken

(2025/10/14)

Canonical's Questing Quokka waddles in at 5.7 GB with AppArmor woes



Unwary SAP private cloud users face 10% renewal hikes, warns Gartner

(2025/10/14)

On-prem discounts drying up as ERP giant sends 'mixed signals' on pricing



EU biometric border system launch hits inevitable teething problems

(2025/10/14)

Malfunctioning equipment and manual processing cause 90-minute waits



Nvidia's GB10 workstations arrive with 1 petaFLOPS of compute, 128GB of VRAM, and a $3K+ price tag

(2025/10/14)

Systems from Nvidia, Dell, and others available starting Oct. 15



Microsoft's OneDrive spots your mates, remembers their faces, and won't forget easily

(2025/10/13)

Then shalt thee change the setting three times, no more!



Bose kills SoundTouch: Smart speakers go dumb in Feb

(2025/10/13)

Cloud support to be ditched on older hardware, customers left with pricey paperweights



Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

(2025/10/13)

Outage knocks out phones, broadband – even telco's own status page



Broadcom cozies up to OpenAI for 10 GW custom chip love-in

(2025/10/13)

Every human deserves their own accelerator, says ChatGPT creator



Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters rage-quit the internet (again), promise to return next year

(2025/10/13)

'We will never stop,' say crooks, despite retiring twice in the space of a month



Bun 1.3 stuffs everything and kitchen sink into JS runtime

(2025/10/13)

All-in-one toolkit or over-ambitious feature creep? You decide



Benioff retreats from idea of sending troops in to clean up San Francisco

(2025/10/13)

Salesforce CEO praises Trump before walking back criticism of city's policing



Android 'Pixnapping' attack can capture app data like 2FA codes

(2025/10/13)

GPU-based timing attack inspired by decade-old iframe technique



Microsoft 'illegally' tracked students via 365 Education, says data watchdog

(2025/10/13)

Redmond argued schools, education authorities are responsible for GDPR



SpaceX limbers up for Starship flight 11 as launch pad faces retirement

(2025/10/13)

Updated Another flawless demonstration or unplanned explosion await



Datacenter water use? California governor says don't ask, don't tell

(2025/10/13)

Bid for transparency on consumption evaporates with Newsom veto



China probes Qualcomm's Autotalks deal amid rising US trade tensions

(2025/10/13)

Beijing insists it's business as usual – Washington might see it differently



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