ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Jaguar Land Rover wholesale volumes plummet 43% in cyberattack aftermath

(2026/01/07)

Production halts and supply-chain disruption left luxury automaker reeling in fiscal Q3



Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery

(2026/01/07)

Bork!Bork!Bork! The rise will be postponed until you hit F1 to continue



HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

(2026/01/07)

Customers report being locked out after grabbing the password manager via F-Droid



UK to spend £23M on AI to tell benefit claimants where to go

(2026/01/07)

Department for Work and Pensions lines up bot bouncers for one of Europe's largest call-handling systems



Lenovo shows off new laptops that twist and roll

(2026/01/07)

The company has also redesigned the X1 Carbon’s internals for easier repairs



Ring embraces the end of the world, starts using home cameras to track wildfires

(2026/01/07)

Amazon's community surveillance biz bets on AI to recognize danger



HackerOne 'ghosted' me for months over $8,500 bug bounty, says researcher

(2026/01/07)

Long after CVEs issued and open source flaws fixed



Snowflake gets frosty with Google Gemini

(2026/01/07)

Munge that corporate data using the LLM of your choice



Brave refurbishes Rust adblocking engine for reduced memory footprint

(2026/01/06)

Have your privacy cake and consume the web too



Optimus Schmoptimus - Boston Dynamics' humanoid robot is already in mass production

(2026/01/06)

CES 2026 Atlas will be deployed to Hyundai and Google facilities this year



Brightspeed investigates breach as crims post stolen data for sale

(2026/01/06)

Crimson Collective claims 'sophisticated attack'



Lego crams an ASIC in a brick to keep kids interested

(2026/01/06)

Neat idea, but with no mention of a dev kit it's another sign of Lego's descent into designing nothing but fun on rails



What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32

(2026/01/06)

It's crazy, a million-to-one shot, but it might just work



StockHistory function becomes StockMystery as Microsoft Excel bugs out

(2026/01/06)

New Year glitch leaves users staring at connection errors instead of market data



No membrane in sight as Osmos diffuses into Microsoft Fabric

(2026/01/06)

AI data engineering startup acquisition brings ETL and Spark automation in-house



Mem-ageddon: AI chip frenzy to wallop DRAM prices with 70% hike

(2026/01/06)

Samsung and SK hynix readying another gouge as server silicon squeeze leaves PCs and phones out in the cold



Fake Windows BSODs check in at Europe's hotels to con staff into running malware

(2026/01/06)

Phishers posing as Booking.com use panic-inducing blue screens to bypass security controls



Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

(2026/01/06)

Also: The XPS brand is back



Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science

(2026/01/06)

Fate of Shuttle Discovery remains conspicuously unaddressed in FY2026 agreement text



Crypto wallet shop Ledger confirms customer data lifted in Global-e snafu

(2026/01/06)

Order and contact details accessed via ecommerce partner, and phishing has begun



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