ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

US Army signs up Band of Tech Bros with a suitably nerdy name

(2025/06/14)

Execs from Palantir, Meta, and OpenAI join Detachment 201



Cyber weapons in the Israel-Iran conflict may hit the US

(2025/06/14)

With Tehran’s military weakened, digital retaliation likely, experts tell The Reg



AST just got a small boost in its D2C battle against Elon Musk's Starlink

(2025/06/13)

But the five-satellite upstart has a short time window



Do you trust Xi with your 'private' browsing data? Apple, Google stores still offer China-based VPNs, report says

(2025/06/13)

Some trace back to an outfit under US export controls for alleged PLA links



Larry Ellison is still not the world's richest person

(2025/06/13)

Oracle’s 80-year-old co-founder pulls off a $25 billion cloud day to leapfrog Zuck and Bezos into the No. 2 spot



Enterprise AI adoption stalls as inferencing costs confound cloud customers

(2025/06/13)

Please insert another million dollars to continue



Meta offered one AI researcher at least $10,000,000 to join up

(2025/06/13)

Exclusive Mark Zuckerberg reached out to our source directly



PCIe 7.0 specs finalized at 512 GBps bandwidth, PCIe 8.0 in the pipeline

(2025/06/13)

Work on next gen already underway, while bandwidth needs for datacenters just keep rising



Apple fixes zero-click exploit underpinning Paragon spyware attacks

(2025/06/13)

Zero-day potentially tied to around 100 suspected infections in 2025 and a spyware scandal on the continent



The trendline doesn’t look good for hard disk drives

(2025/06/13)

Feature Sales of HDDs to non-hyperscale outfits increasingly rare, say analysts



Wanted: Junior cybersecurity staff with 10 years' experience and a PhD

(2025/06/13)

Infosec employers demanding too much from early-career recruits, says ISC2



Friday the 13th strikes for Barclays' corporate customers

(2025/06/13)

Superstitions stoked by blackout of iPortal centralized platform when no maintenance was scheduled



Danish department determined to dump Microsoft

(2025/06/13)

Comment Jutes revolt against Redmond: Minister for Digital Affairs aims the longboats away from Vinland



UK unis to cough up to £10M on Java to keep Oracle off their backs

(2025/06/13)

Deal includes 'waiver of historic fees'



Forget Vibe Coding, we're all about Vine Coding nowadays

(2025/06/13)

Flame Of The Week More like FlAIme Of The Week



BOFH: Rerouting responsibility via firewall configs

(2025/06/13)

Episode 11 Two lines of code for an arbitrary office reshuffle sounds too much like work



Slapped wrists for Financial Conduct Authority staff who emailed work data home

(2025/06/13)

It was one of the offenders' final warning



User demanded a ‘wireless’ computer and was outraged when its battery died

(2025/06/13)

On Call Abusive manager had to be told there's no such thing as an atomic laptop



UK dumps £2.5 billion into fusion pipe dream that's already cost millions

(2025/06/13)

UPDATED STEP sucked up £220 million in 2022, and it's still not apparent what that accomplished



Chinese memory-maker YMTC sues US rival Micron for defamation instead of the usual patent breaches

(2025/06/13)

Alleges dirty PR campaign to slur its tech



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