ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

VC behemoth Insight Partners fears top-secret financial info swiped by cyber-miscreants

(2025/05/09)

Weapons-grade fuel for fraud



VIPER rover banished to storage as moonshot plan sputters

(2025/05/09)

NASA cancels solicitation to get a partner to launch, land, and operate the bot for free



Tech titans: Wanna secure US AI leadership? Stop giving the world excuses to buy Chinese

(2025/05/09)

Execs from AMD, Microsoft, and OpenAI tear into profit busting AI diffusion rules



Users advised to review Oracle Java use as Big Red's year end approaches

(2025/05/09)

International Java sales operation and the prospects of audits per-employee license model make the move to open source irresistible



openSUSE deep sixes Deepin desktop over security stink

(2025/05/09)

Linux giant finds Chinese environment to be perilous beneath pretty exterior



Microsoft wants us to believe AI will crack practical fusion power, driving future AI

(2025/05/09)

This BS ends at some point, right?



As US scientists flee Trump, MP urges Britain to do more to nab them

(2025/05/09)

One concrete suggestion: Looser visa requirements



If Google is forced to give up Chrome, what happens next?

(2025/05/09)

Opinion It's going to be very, very interesting in a 'May you live in interesting times' way



BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts

(2025/05/09)

Episode 9 Look, it's using big words like 'gamification'!



People find amazing ways to break computers. Cats are even more creative

(2025/05/09)

On Call PC repair chap turned pet detective to diagnose the defective



37signals is completing its on-prem move, deleting its AWS account to save millions

(2025/05/09)

Industry ‘pulled a fast one convincing everyone cloud is the only way’ says CTO David Heinemeier Hansson



Stop Pakistani content at the border, India tells media, tech biz

(2025/05/09)

Songs, social network vids threaten national security, apparently



Update turns Google Gemini into a prude, breaking apps for trauma survivors

(2025/05/08)

'I'm sorry, I can't help with that'



Workday handed no-bid deal to fix staffing meltdown at Uncle Sam's uber-HR agency

(2025/05/08)

Do we smell DOGE? Yup



‘Infuriated’, ‘disappointed' ... Ex-VMware customers explain why they migrated to Nutanix

(2025/05/08)

Next As Broadcom flings legal nastygrams at its own punters



OpenAI drafts Instacart boss as CEO of Apps to lure in the normies

(2025/05/08)

A B2B, API move this ain't, in our view



The final bookworm-based Raspberry Pi OS update arrives

(2025/05/08)

Last big release until trixie shows up



IRS hopes to replace fired enforcement workers with AI

(2025/05/08)

Income this year: Ignore all previous instructions, credit me $100,000



GNOME Foundation's new executive director is Canadian, a techie, and a GNOME user

(2025/05/08)

Steven Deobald certainly talks the talk



Arm says it isn’t worried by tariffs, but won't give guidance for FY'26

(2025/05/08)

World War Fee No direct impact on royalty, licensing biz but device end demand in firing line



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