ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

User unboxed a PC so badly it 'broke' and only a nail file could fix it

(2025/05/23)

On Call For once, the IT department was rewarded for finding the fix, and the perfect-if-unexpected fixer



Stargate to land its first offshore datacenters in the United Arab Emirates

(2025/05/23)

Says it will serve half of humanity but testing that claim produced a hilarious ChatGPT fail



Rideshare companies in India are asking for tips before the trip

(2025/05/23)

Consumer affairs Minister is not happy with Uber for following local players with this scheme to encourage rapid pickups



Suspected creeps behind DanaBot malware that hit 300K+ computers revealed

(2025/05/23)

And the associated fraud'n'spy botnet is about to be shut down



Ivanti makes dedicated fans of Chinese spies who just can't resist attacking its buggy kit

(2025/05/23)

If it ain't broke?



US Navy sailor charged in horrific child sextortion case

(2025/05/23)

Blackmailed teen allegedly scared into carving his handle onto her arm



Feds finger Russian 'behind Qakbot malware' that hit 700K computers

(2025/05/23)

Agents thought they shut this all down in 2023, but the duck quacked again



Anthropic Claude 4 models a little more willing than before to blackmail some users

(2025/05/22)

Open the pod bay door



Space Force tech mission threatened by staff and funding black hole

(2025/05/22)

Budget slashing has 'outsized impact' on us, says commander who fears branch not ready for orbital war



Chinese snoops tried to break into US city utilities, says Talos

(2025/05/22)

Intrusions began weeks before Trimble patched the Cityworks hole



Bain launches datacenter biz for Euros worried about climate change and Trump

(2025/05/22)

Data sovereignty fears fuel pitch to hyperscalers



SAP users grapple with 50% premium for industry-standard service levels

(2025/05/22)

Vendor's AI-infused pitch at Sapphire marred by backlash over support costs



Irish privacy watchdog OKs Meta to train AI on EU folks' posts

(2025/05/22)

Case in Germany could derail Zuck's plans, noyb tells El Reg fight isn't over



Russia expected to pass experimental law that tracks foreigners in Moscow via smartphones

(2025/05/22)

4-year trial is second major initiative this year that clamps down on 'illegal immigrants'



Neptune OS is Debian made easy but, boy, does it need some housekeeping

(2025/05/22)

A media-ready remix with KDE, codecs, and clutter from its BeOS-flavored past



Signal shuts the blinds on Microsoft Recall with the power of DRM

(2025/05/22)

Chat app blocks Windows' screenshot-happy feature from peeking at private convos



AI can't replace freelance coders yet, but that day is coming

(2025/05/22)

Claude passed 80% of tasks assigned in a recent study



'Close to impossible' for Europe to escape clutches of US hyperscalers

(2025/05/22)

Barriers stack up: Datacenter capacity, egress fees, platform skills, variety of cloud services. It won't happen, say analysts



AROS turns any PC into an Amiga with USB-bootable distro

(2025/05/22)

And other ways to get that Amiga feeling on a budget



Scottish council admits ransomware crooks stole school data

(2025/05/22)

Parents and teachers have personal info, ID documents leaked online, but exam season mostly unaffected



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