ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Through gritted teeth, Apple and Google allow alternative app stores in Japan

(2025/12/22)

APAC in Brief PLUS: Debian supports Chinese chips ; Hong Kong’s Christmas Karaoke crackdown; Asahi admits it should have prevented hack; And more!



Google sends Dark Web Report to its dead services graveyard

(2025/12/21)

Infosec In Brief PLUS: Texas sues alleged TV spies; The Cloud is full of holes; Hospital leaked its own data; And more



Workers should control the means of agentic production, suggests WorkBeaver boss

(2025/12/21)

Interview What if AI vendors focused on the demand side?



NIST contemplated pulling the pin on NTP servers after blackout caused atomic clock drift

(2025/12/21)

UPDATED Time signals shifted by a tiny amount that only very sensitive users would find upsetting



Tired of sky-high memory prices? Buckle up, we're in this for the long haul

(2025/12/20)

We haven't even hit the peak, TechInsights tells El Reg



Infinite Machine e-scooter is like the offspring of a Vespa and a Cybertruck

(2025/12/19)

hands on Custom-designed $10,000 scooter goes 65mph, has a 60-mile range, and runs silently



ATM jackpotting gang accused of unleashing Ploutus malware across US

(2025/12/19)

Latest charges join the mountain of indictments facing alleged Tren de Aragua members



DOE recruits cloud, chip, and AI giants for Trump's Genesis Mission

(2025/12/19)

But not Phil Collins, sadly



WatchGuard sounds alarm as critical Firebox flaw comes under active attack

(2025/12/19)

Newly disclosed vulnerability already being abused, users urged to lock down exposed firewalls



Sydney Uni data goes walkabout after criminals raid code repo

(2025/12/19)

Attackers helped themselves to historical personal info on 27K people



NS&I tech overhaul blows past Treasury spending limits

(2025/12/19)

UK state-owned bank admits revised plan runs beyond contract end with Atos



pearOS is a Linux that falls rather close to the Apple tree

(2025/12/19)

Revived distro returns on Arch with KDE Plasma, global menus, and a familiar macOS-style sheen



BOFH: All through the house, not a creature was stirring except the homicidal vacuum cleaner

(2025/12/19)

Episode 24 Minor firmware issues coincide with workplace absence among leadership



HPE tells customers to patch fast as OneView RCE bug scores a perfect 10

(2025/12/19)

Maximum-severity vuln lets unauthenticated attackers execute code on trusted infra management platform



UK prepares to wave goodbye to 3G telecoms as tri-hard tech retires

(2025/12/19)

Virgin Media the last to go as users of older mobiles warned to upgrade



Airbus to migrate critical apps to a sovereign Euro cloud

(2025/12/19)

Exclusive Tech exec admits not dead cert it'll find the right solution



Ministers confirm breach at UK Foreign Office but details remain murky

(2025/12/19)

Officials admit 'there certainly has been a hack,' but refuse to confirm China link or data theft



Faith in the internet is fading among young Brits

(2025/12/19)

Ofcom survey finds 18-34s increasingly see life online as bad for society and their mental health



GOV.UK to unleash AI chatbot on confused citizens

(2025/12/19)

Coming with added 'filters and rules' after prototype spat out inaccurate or outright wrong responses



Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

(2025/12/19)

Are pasties a proxy for weight? Or a cypher for circumference?



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