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Windows 2000 rusts in peace by the sea

(2026/01/14)


Bork!Bork!Bork! It's back to the railways of Portugal for today's bork. Remember how we called Windows 2000 the unkillable cockroach of the IT world? Seems it's been upset by software peeking at memory where it shouldn't.

Spotted by a Register reader who is clearly a sucker for punishment, today's touchscreen malady takes us once again to a crusty example of Comboios de Portugal's automated ticket retail experience.

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No, we're not sure we'd want to touch the screen either. The rusty surrounds speak more of Granja station's coastal location than anything else. But despite the area's beauty, this delightful station puts to shame the glorified bus shelter frequented by this hack – and Windows 2000 is not happy.

Having glimpsed inside one of these machines in an [2]earlier installment of bork , we can confidently state that Windows 2000 is running behind the scenes. Something related to the computer's memory has brought the terminal to a halt.

A Windows service has strayed somewhere it shouldn't and encountered an error. Our reader mused that the issue "may be why card payments are flagged as being out of service." We're not sure what would happen if the OK button were jabbed, and we're not sure we're brave enough to do so. See our earlier comment about the state of the screen.

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There's no Blue Screen of Death – yet. The issue is probably some badly behaved software rather than anything hardware-related, despite the hard life this terminal has clearly lived.

[4]Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery

[5]Welcome to Wendy's! Before your order can be taken, you must first reset this kiosk

[6]We will be cruising at 35,000 feet and failing to update our Apache HTTP Server

[7]Pizza restaurant signage caught serving raw Windows

The history of Portugal's railways will be depressingly familiar to many train fans: expansion followed by a contraction as passengers (and bean counters) discovered the joy of travel by road. A recent [8]analysis suggested express bus services in the country were often a better bet than letting the train take the strain.

Perhaps the same is true of Microsoft's operating system. The glory days of Windows 2000 are long gone, but Windows 11 has yet to set the market alight. Despite Microsoft's efforts to push customers toward a bright new AI world, the best days of the company's flagship operating system are really behind it.

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With only a rusting ticket machine in Portugal to remind users of the way things used to be. ®

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[1] https://regmedia.co.uk/2026/01/12/rebork.jpg

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/12/windows_2000_portugal_rail/

[3] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2aWlxoMhTaLxIF_PVcquNdwAAA0s&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/07/terminator_felled_by_dodgy_battery/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/01/bork_wendys_kiosk/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/30/update_apache_http_server/

[7] https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/23/pizzaexpress_bork/

[8] https://www.railtech.com/all/2023/02/14/bus-is-often-faster-than-rail-in-portugal-shows-analysis/

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44aWlxoMhTaLxIF_PVcquNdwAAA0s&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[10] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Anonymous Coward

Just goes to show that Rust isn't a panacea for out of bounds memory access!

BartyFartsLast

Nope, you can write shit code in any language

M.V. Lipvig

Perhaps for you. It is impossible for me to write shit code.

Or any code, for that matter. :^)

BartyFartsLast

Love Win2k, the best version of windows, clean, reliable and powerful.

Wish it was still in support

Michael Strorm

I remember that Windows 2000 was originally planned to be marketed as the replacement for Windows 98 or 98 SE. The big deal being that it would have been the first mainstream/low-end version of Windows to be based on NT (rather than ancient DOS-based underpinnings) but they couldn't get the driver compatibility issues et al sorted out in time.

Which would explain why "Windows 2000" had a consumer-style name and *sounded* like it should be the successor to Windows 98. It'd also explain why MS felt the need to bother releasing the short-lived and much-maligned (and still DOS-based) Windows ME- because it was a "Plan B" stop-gap.

Of course, they finally got the problems solved and successfully moved to the NT-based Windows XP, which was basically Windows 2000 with better compatibility and a skeumorphic consumer-"friendly" user interface slapped on.

chivo243

I overwrote plan B with plan A... ME was crap, and preinstalled on the computer I purchased via the Dutch PC Prive program.

Chz

I do wonder what the driver issues were. I used Win2k as my primary desktop from shortly after launch until well after WinXP showed up. To about 2006 or so, I think. I'm both a techie and a gamer, and the only driver issues were some lack of availability at the launch date. It all cleared up within a few months and was sorted out before WinXP launched. MS could have easily pushed Win2k as an end user solution, but someone wanted to play with the crayons and produce XP instead. When I did move to XP, I used a theme to make it more Win2k-like.

hayzoos

Many people saw it that way. It was during my era of computer guru to friends and family. I personally needed a new system and it was pre-installed with 98 and a free upgrade to ME coupon which I used at the time of system purchase. I had maxed out the memory on the new system to 2 gb via a pair of 1 gb modules if my memory serves me correctly. I think ME's bad rep has a lot to do with the fact that win9x has a memory management issue that only gets worse with more. 2gb seemed to be out of reach for it, first witnessed by me with ME, but persisted when I reinstalled 98, and even tried 95 just to confirm. All failed with 2gb installed. ME and 98 ran with 1gb installed, 95 was a bit unstable. I installed win2k on that one and used it until 2010 before I got my first laptop with win7 and used that for about 12 years. No more windows for me after that.

I "upgraded" a number of F&F's new win2k and winME systems to win98se when they ran into various compatibility(2k) and reliability(ME) issues. Those purchasing win2k systems stated they thought it was the next version to win98. Most of them had early win98 releases so win98se was still an upgrade in the end. I cautioned all to avoid winME like the plague.

My last win only app was MS Money 2k. I kept it going in a vm of win2k. I found win2k being 32bit NT and used in classic GUI theme mode was the best in a vm for speed and compatibility. If win2k could not run something, win7 32bit was my next choice, 64it if it was required. I eventually replaced my needed functionality of MS Money 2k with a LibreOffice Calc spreadsheet. I should have done that long ago. Ironically, I started keeping my books in an AppleWorks database on an Apple //c before going to MS Money.

I cannot recall ever seeing winME in a public BORK situation. Maybe it never could stay running long enough to be deployed.

chivo243

In installed Win2000 in a VM a few years ago for snicks and grins, it installed in about 20 seconds, took some time to get networking going. I gave up trying to find a browser, and shortly after my homelab was decommissioned, and it ended there.

kitekrazy

my favorite Windows OS. That was when you could install it on every machine you owned

ComicalEngineer

I would press the "OK" button just for the hell of it.

that one in the corner

What could possibly go wrong?

Except you can't

ElReg!comments!Pierre

From the picture, and contrarily to the statements in the articles, it doesn't look like a touchscreen at all, the controls are the buttons around the sides of the screen, "graphically" linked to the on-screen text bubbles. Quite a common setup in Europe for older ticket booth and ATMs. Much more robust than touchscreens, and usable outdoors under the rain.

M.V. Lipvig

Same here. I've never been afraid to push the button.

I wonder if that's why I was never allowed to go on the Iron Mountain tours with the CO back when I had a clearance that allowed it. Shame, that. I would have enjoyed seeing that one research section where they were doing all the... well, best not discuss that, but what the commander told us when he returned was downright fascinating.

SUX0RS

Grunchy

You know what sux0rs is when your computer-controlled device crashes and shuts off the active control abruptly, whether you were ready or not. Like let’s for instance consider the possibility that you were allowing a computerized artificial intelligence system to operate your vehicle in “frenzied” mode, and a rogue laser signal disrupted the visual cortex in an unexpected fashion exactly when you were adjacent to a cliff, and your multi-brain control apparatus took a quick vote, and the majority decision sent you & jalopy over the edge, and you couldn’t react faster than the control apparatus operating at 3.6 billion cycles per second? And yet that’s what you agreed to be when you chose to drive that day? The control apparatus asked “are you ready to take control even I fling us off a cliff at any given instant, defined as any 3.6-billionth of a second interval, you promise your physical reactions are faster than that?” and like any typical ignorant person, you agreed, because you blew $99 for this month’s access to the “full drunk driving” tech that “helps” you get home past dead-person’s abyss each day, even if you are loaded on Nyquil + vodka.

Re: SUX0RS

Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward

Sounds as if there's a writer inside you that's raring to come out and compete against AI slop.

Re: SUX0RS

M.V. Lipvig

THAT is coming. One day, soon after cars are mostly autonomous, crims will start breaking into transportation network. All cars will be ordered to accelerate WOT for 15 seconds, then turn hard into oncoming traffic at 7:46AM on a Tuesday. Imagine the carnage, and emergency services will NOT be able to cope.

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam
in 1959.
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.