CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more
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As regularly as bad tech shows up in Las Vegas in January, Repair.org and its allies in the repairability and tech responsibility movement were there to award a list of the [1]worst things on display this year.
As was the case in 2025, there's a lot of AI on this list – but not just AI. There's some literal garbage on it, too.
Garbage you can taste, in fact
Public Interest Research Group's right to repair campaign director Nathan Proctor had an obvious choice to make when it came to the worst environmental impact: Lollipop Star.
Literally a piece of e-waste in waiting, [2]Lollipop Stars are suckers with an integrated battery and tiny speaker that, when placed in one's mouth, transmit sound through jaw vibrations, delivering what the brand calls "music you can taste."
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The device is non-rechargeable, gets about 60 minutes of battery life, plays a single song, and once the sucker is gone, it's garbage.
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"We need to stop making so many disposable electronics which are full of toxic chemicals, require critical minerals to produce, and can burn down waste facilities," Proctor said, noting that there are thousands of garbage fires every year due to improper disposal of batteries.
Smart treadmill admits it can't protect your data
A Chinese company called Merach was in Las Vegas this week showing off its smart treadmill that comes with a conversational AI coach. In and of itself, that's nothing special – there's plenty of smart home fitness equipment with embedded AI available.
As Secure Resilient Future Foundation president and Securepairs founder Paul Roberts pointed out, it's not the tech that earned the worst in show cybersecurity award this year – it's the company's outright statement that your data just isn't safe.
"In addition to personal information, network and online behavior, financial information … Merach's treadmills are also collecting biometric data, fitness and performance data, and the inferences that can be drawn from that information," Roberts explained in a video highlighting the ignominious awardees.
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"That's not surprising, but what is surprising was the security statement," Roberts continued, pointing to the Merach's privacy policy, which includes the rather bold [7]admission that "we cannot guarantee the security of your personal information."
That alone, said Roberts, was enough to earn a place in the list.
Honorable mention: the people say your anime girlfriend is the worst
Ever want to put a surveillance device on your desk that you can pretend is your girlfriend? No?
Well, neither did those who weighed in on the people's choice award for CES 2026 worst in show, which was awarded to the Lepro Ami AI " [8]Soulmate ."
Take that creepy Stan Lee [9]hologram , shrink it down to fit on your desk, and turn it into an anime waifu and you have the Lepro Ami AI. As CES visitors pointed out, it has an always-on camera and microphone, and while one can physically shutter the camera, users weren't impressed with the [10]mental health-damaging privacy intrusion that is this unnecessary device.
Bosch enshittifies eBikes
Tech critic [11]Cory Doctorow , who coined the term "enshittification" to describe how once-useful tech gradually becomes worse for users in a bid to extract maximum profit, was the natural choice to present the 2026 enshittification award. He handed it out to German tech firm Bosch for its eBike antitheft system that's basically just a parts-pairing nightmare waiting to happen.
[12]Per Bosch, the new system allows users to report their eBikes as stolen through a mobile app, which is configured with serial numbers of the components on the bike. This naturally requires all the eBike's components to be registered to a specific user.
The catch? Bosch has total control over how parts are registered and reused.
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"Bosch can flip a switch and then you wouldn't be able to do independent repair using parts unless Bosch says they like the part that you were using," Doctorow said. "Every manufacturer that started with parts pairing said they were fighting theft and counterfeiting and ended up using it to block independent repair."
Amazon Ring wants to make privacy a thing of the past
We reported on the [14]downright dystopian wildfire detection feature Amazon Ring unveiled at CES this week, but that wasn't why Electronic Frontier Foundation executive director Cindy Cohn chose Ring AI as the worst in show for privacy this year.
Citing the "sheer expansion of surveillance capabilities that [Amazon] is supporting this year," Cohn expressed concern with facial recognition in Ring cameras, commercially deployable surveillance towers, and a new app store she said is "going to let people develop even sketchier apps for the doorbell than ones that Amazon already provides."
More surveillance, Cohn added, doesn't always make us safer.
No one asked for an AI barista
Bosch gets a second mention on the list of the CES 2026 worst in show with its 800 Series Personal AI Barista, a coffee maker that integrates Alexa+ to brew drinks on demand and is [15]touted as the first espresso machine in the world to be powered by Amazon's new natural language AI tech.
[16]CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit
[17]Tech that helps people outshone overhyped AI at CES 2026
[18]Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable
[19]Every conference is an AI conference as Nvidia unpacks its Vera Rubin CPUs and GPUs at CES
The machine earned the "who asked for this" award, as – quite honestly – this sounds like more work than it's worth.
"Adding voice control to a fancy coffee maker so you can tell it to make you a macchiato without having to learn the details" is a good idea "in theory," Consumer Reports director of technology policy Justin Brookman said. "But in reality many people don't actually want to have a conversation with their coffee maker. It's too early for that – they just want to hit a couple buttons and get a nice cup of coffee."
In addition, as an Alexa+ device, it requires a Prime subscription, so even if you do love Alexa being your personal barista, cancelling your Prime account to save $139 a year would turn it into a simple dumb coffeemaker. And heaven forbid if Bosch decides to stop supporting it in a few years - not that such a thing has [20]ever happened before .
Samsung's voice-activated, handleless refrigerator earns two awards
For the [21]second year running , a smart refrigerator has earned top honors for bringing garbage tech into consumers' homes, though this time Samsung is stealing the crown from LG.
In this case, Samsung's Family Hub Smart Fridge earns double honors for being the worst in show for repairability and the overall worst in show, largely for the same reasons.
As iFixit chief Kyle Wiens explained, the [22]new Samsung Smart Fridge doesn't actually have any physical handles, and is opened and closed entirely by voice command, quite possibly one of the stupidest things this vulture has ever heard of.
Noisy kitchen? Good luck opening the fridge. Mechanism breaks? Good luck opening the fridge. Internet outage? You know the drill.
As Wiens noted, Samsung has a poor track record when it comes to the quality of its fridges, with touchscreens (of course there's one on this one, too), compressors, and other components regularly failing.
Digital Right to Repair Coalition executive director Gay Gordon-Byrne said that the Samsung fridge was the worst thing she'd seen at CES this year thanks to its excessive points of failure, connectivity dependence, and the fact that Samsung is [23]serving ads on users' refrigerators.
"The one thing a refrigerator should do is keep things cold," Gordon-Byrne said. "It needs to do that all the time; it needs to do that without difficulty."
Gordon-Byrne noted that Samsung's refrigerator is anything but that, with any number of situations leading to inaccessible food.
"These things should not interfere with your use of a very simple device," Gordon-Byrne said. ®
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[2] https://www.lollipopstar.com/
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[7] https://merachfit.com/pages/privacy-policy#:~:text=we%20cannot%20guarantee%20the%20security%20of%20your%20personal%20information.
[8] https://www.lepro.com/pages/lepro-ami-coming-soon?srsltid=AfmBOooEk2vgZSfElqVKxu7VkCUbA6Bx1ZcfKlT2fs8qqlLNHS17Nh9d
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[11] https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/30/tech_monopoly_doctorow/
[12] https://www.bosch-presse.de/pressportal/de/en/ces-2026-bosch-ebike-systems-extends-its-digital-theft-protection-for-ebikes-280320.html
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[14] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/07/ring_cameras_wildfire/
[15] https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260105998552/en/BSH-Home-Appliances-at-CES-2026-Bosch-Unveils-Personalized-AI-for-the-Kitchen-and-Launches-First-Ever-Cordless-Stick-Vacuums-for-North-America#:~:text=Amazon%20and%20Bosch%3A%20First%20Espresso%20Machine%20Globally%20to%20be%20Powered%20by%20Alexa%2B%20New%20Natural%20Language%20AI%20Technology
[16] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/06/ces_worst_in_show/
[17] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/09/ai_sideshow_ces_2026/
[18] https://www.theregister.com/2022/01/07/worst_of_ces/
[19] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/05/ces_rubin_nvidia/
[20] https://www.theregister.com/2020/04/29/belkin_wemo_eol/
[21] https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/09/ces_worst_in_show_awards/
[22] https://news.samsung.com/global/ces-2026-a-home-companion-making-daily-life-more-effortless
[23] https://fortune.com/2025/09/19/samsung-family-hub-refrigerators-advertisements/
[24] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
Re: AI Girlfriend
Removing chaotic emotional settings would take away from the "real-life experience."
Re: AI Girlfriend
Asking for a friend?
Re: AI Girlfriend
Gatebox delivered on the anime waifu some time ago. Konnichiwa Miku!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhadS7ET7o4
Lepro AMI
Unless you are are running lots of blocking stuff (e.g. "NoScript"), *don't* click into the Lepro website - my guess is that bad things may happen. Instead, search for "lepro ami" on YouTube to see their stuff, with English subtitles.
Hey, I'd pay a bit of money for a cute Chinese girl cavorting on my desk, but she's not getting internet access!
Samsung voice controlled fridge.....
And I'm thinking "Fire rearward missiles....."
I'm thinking Jian-Yangs fridge after Anton was done with it.
Will you have to think in Korean?
How about a Waffle!
I don't want a waffle. I want a glass of milk.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you have that.
Open the fridge door, Hal.
Not until you have your daily toast quota. Sponsored by Breville™. Be nice to Talky Toaster and you can have your milk. Or alternatively you can buy a coffee from your Bosch coffee machine, only £1.99 with your Amazon sub-prime account. That will contain a powdered milk substitute. Real milk mode can be unlocked for £19.99 per month
I don't want toast, or waffles, or coffee, just milk! My milk! I already bought it and its in my f@@king fridge!
Ami AI says you are a bad man and your social credit score has been lowered
> they just want to hit a couple buttons and get a nice cup of coffee
The only button that's allowed to get between me and my coffee is the power switch on the kettle, which I can jury-rig if necessary and when that inevitably fails there's a gas hob next to it with a hand-held lighter for when the ignition doesn't work. In extremis I have a solid fuel BBQ in the garden.
I also have a spare French press in case *that* fails, which it did once.
The last thing I need before I've had my morning coffee is any modern technology.
Why, yes! I DO work in IT how did you guess?
> Why, yes! I DO work in IT how did you guess?
'cause we think the same. Not specifically for the coffee, that is instant coffee + a cup of milk + a microwave oven.
Which microwave oven? Samsung M633 produced January 2000, paid in Deutsche Mark. No computer in it at all, just time and strength dial, and the time is linked mechanically to the motor of the plate. Swapped the light bulb against an LED variant a year ago. As dumb as possible, ad very reliable.
While by that time at work was a "fancy" model with clock and electronic-dial, which jumped from 0:00 to 0:05 and then to 10:00 'cause it sucked. Coworker said "just hit that time button four times, and than the green one" which is not clearly labeled as start, which is another button. Oh, and of course, the Display had a segment which did not always work. So you had 0S:00 minutes instead of 09:00...
I like smart things where they make sense, but way too much is pretend-smart. Like Alexa and the crap coupled with it.
White goods must be a manufacturer's worst nightmare. They're all mature tech, and people can remember when they were designed to - and did - last thirty or forty years before they needed repairs. And then, they _could_ be repaired; parts were available.
These days? They're designed to last two days past the guarantee, be irreparable, and with user interfaces designed to cause user insanity. Because all they can do to make them stand out in the crowd of other white goods in the store is give them functionality which is neither helpful nor wanted, and stick an extra zero on the price.
Yes, we have a Samsung fridge with a 10 year guarentee, 10 years and 2 days (I checked) past before the ice machine stopped making ice.
"they just want to hit a couple buttons and get a nice cup of coffee" .....The only button that's allowed to get between me and my coffee is the power switch on the kettle,
You're a hand grinder, then? Personally I'm a happy two-switcher, counting both the kettle and the grinder.
I'm assuming you aren't one of those strange people that buy pre-ground beans.
Roberts continued, pointing to the Merach's privacy policy, which includes the rather bold admission that "we cannot guarantee the security of your personal information."
Well they deserve some points for honesty compared to the rest of the AI enshitification makes featured...
Came to say the same thing. I think they get the "Most honest company in show award".
Beats "We take the security of your personal information seriously and are offering you a years worth of credit monitoring. This will be with an agency that will also leak your information
The data loss was due to a sophisticated breach of our unsecured AWS bucket which contained all your details in plain text. "
Mute Man Dies of Starvation In Front of Full Fridge.
News story you will see in 2026.
Re: Mute Man Dies of Starvation In Front of Full Fridge.
Crowbar to the rescue!
"in reality many people don't actually want to have a conversation with their coffee maker."
I'm reminded of Arthur Dent attempting to describe tea to the drinks machine, resulting in a drink that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
"resulting in a drink that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."
Teabags solved the challenge of creating not quite, entirely unlike tea a long time ago. And sadly most tea drinkers fall for this processed muck.
Rather depressing how far one now needs to search to find decent loose rolled leaf tea these days. Even the more aspirational supermarkets mostly sell CTC which is one level above the floor sweepings dust that goes into tea bags.
Sometimes you have to
I used to always buy loose tea, when you could get the sealed tins of it ("Twinings"). Haven't seen those for decades here. If you get loose tea from a tea shop, you'll observe that the small barrel it comes from is not sealed, and the container they put it in isn't either. So, you lose most of the aroma, which is the best part. Gah! I get a brand of tea bag that comes in 3 separate foil bags inside a plastic-sealed cardboard box. Fresh tea each time you open one of the 3 foil bags, which I can re-seal fairly well.
Re: Sometimes you have to
Just ordered a kilo of Lapsang Suchong. That comes in a sealed pack, and goes into a sealed container from where it is metered out to a handy jar for daily use.
Re: Sometimes you have to
As a personal view, foil storage for most tea is an affectation - unlike coffee which oxidises quickly, good leaf tea survives very well so long as it is dry and the container closed. If you're drinking dust that's been put in a paper stewing bag, then a good part of the taste will be the bag anyway, so I'm unconvinced that wrapping in foil changes much.
Yet another wonderful smart addition to the home
Does the fridge have a Genuine People Personality™ too?
Re: Yet another wonderful smart addition to the home
Of all the folks arouns here, it's funny YOU should ask ... I mean if you follow TFA's " new Samsung Smart Fridge " link, and scroll down that page to the " Video demonstration of AI Food Manager ", you'll see it's like the fridge read your mind in advance: " Time to fill up your favorite b _ _ _ _ _ _ _ y "! Can't make this kinda stuff up! ;)
Re: Yet another wonderful smart addition to the home
Yes! "Have you considered the advantages that staying closed would bring?"
"No, just open the door!"
"Your calorie intake is close to today's limit - the veggie cupboard might be a better option"
"Aaarghh!"
Scary how Mr. Adams so accurately predicted our current horrors. Even scarier to think what it'll be like in another 10 years time...
Maybe not all bad
"We cannot guarantee the security of your personal information."
Full marks for honesty at least. How many other companies provide the same level of 'service' but do not include it as a described feature?
HAL 9000
Open the fridge bay doors please Hal.
Not so friendly fridge
Hey fridge, give me the butter.
I have milk for you.
No, just give me the butter .. and the ham and the horseradish
I have milk for you
No.. the butter understand?
I have milk for you
Just give me the f'ing butter or I'll get the crowbar
What the hell... this is milk
You wanted milk
I said butter... and ham... and horse radish
I got milk for you
I dont want milk, I want butter and ham and the f'ing horseradish
Do you want some more milk?
And thats how the accident happened m'lud, between the fridge and the 15lb lump hammer
Prosecution : Objection, that was no accident it was an attempt on my clients life, Is'nt that so Mr Fridge
Does anyone here want any milk?
[ inspired by a certain red dwarf episode.... you know which one ]
AI Girlfriend
Can you opt out of personality disorders?