China's president Xi Jinping jokes about backdoors in Xiaomi smartphones
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Xi made the quip on Saturday during the public section of a meeting with South Korean president Lee Jae-myung.
As befits a gracious host, Lee offered gifts for Xi, including a Go board, as both men are reportedly fond of the strategy game.
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Xi’s gift to Lee was a pair of Xiaomi smartphones fitted with screens made in South Korea.
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Lee asked if the connection from the phones is secure. Xi responded by saying Lee should check for backdoors.
Both leaders then had a good chuckle.
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Backdoors, however, are no laughing matter. Xi surely knows that one reason liberal democracies have shunned China’s top telecoms firms Huawei and ZTE is fears that their devices allow Beijing to snoop on users.
That’s a problem because one of the challenges Xi faces at home is sluggish consumer spending. His government has tried to stimulate the economy by boosting exports. The Register mentions that policy because analysts [6]believe Xiaomi is the world’s third-biggest mobile phone vendor, measured by product shipments, and therefore an export success story.
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China’s president just gave offshore buyers something to think about when buying a new handset.
[8]Pentagon ends Microsoft's use of China-based support staff for DoD cloud
[9]China’s botched Great Firewall upgrade invites attacks on its censorship infrastructure
[10]Wallbleed vulnerability unearths secrets of China's Great Firewall 125 bytes at a time
[11]China calls for realtime censorship of satellite broadband
Then there’s the small matter of the allegedly Beijing-backed Salt Typhoon gang that’s thought to have [12]deeply infiltrated telecoms networks around the world, and deployed backdoors to allow surveillance.
And of course the Internet in China is not secure: Beijing’s [13]Great Firewall enables pervasive surveillance of everything citizens do and say online, leading locals to make [14]obscure references to llamas as a way of expressing their political views.
China also exports its surveillance technology. Analysts believe [15]Pakistan and [16]Cambodia are customers. ®
Bootnote Your correspondent recently bought a Xiaomi smartwatch but returned it after just three days because it periodically became unresponsive, or rebooted for no reason – including in the middle of workouts, which I bought it to monitor. Hopefully the phones Xi gave Lee are less buggy.
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[15] https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2025/09/pakistan-mass-surveillance-and-censorship-machine-is-fueled-by-chinese-european-emirati-and-north-american-companies/
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Before I got my Apple Watch
I tried two cheap alternatives I got off Amazon. One was really cheap ($40?) the next was "premium" at least as far as Android smart watches, I think around $100. My goal at the time was just tracking workouts.
The first watch showed my heart rate accurately (as far as I know) until it got to around 135 or so, then it would drop to 68 (i.e. half) and go up from there. In several workouts I never saw it read as high as 140, even though I know my heart rate was much higher (I think it read in the upper 80s once)
So I returned it and after spending more time reading reviews to find a good one tried the second watch, and it tracked my pulse accurately throughout the range but once I started sweating heavily enough for it to drip off me it would stop reading and the only way to get it to start reading again would be to take it off and wipe off the back of it and the back of my wrist. But within a few minutes it would be a problem again. I'm glad I bought it during the summer, if I'd bought it during the winter I wouldn't have sweated enough to have seen this failure mode until months after the return period expired.
After those experiences I decided $200 for an Apple Watch SE was worth it to avoid the stupid hassles. Those cheap watches may not have crashed but they certainly would wreck MY plot of gaining more information about my fitness and workouts with their failures.
Re: Before I got my Apple Watch
I've been using Xiaomi's mi Bands for several years and I'm pretty happy with those - currently on the 9th version that cost me a pittance (50% discount as version 10 had just come out)
Small niggle: the lock mechanism in the strap is a bit flimsy and prone to loosening itself upon impact (like diving from a diving board), and I've lost one in a river like that. But I've started buying 3rd party straps with a proper buckle
Re: Before I got my Apple Watch
I received an Apple Watch as a gift about 8 years ago, still going strong. It has a metal strap and that is the weak design feature, the buckle that pops off when your sleeve catches it.
Id be more worried if they didn't have backdoors, that would mean they don't need them to get the data they require.
I did buy one myself a few months ago but then found out that, like all shitty 'smart' devices, you MUST have a Xiaomi account first so that you can then register the device via the 'app' before actually setting it up. I sent it back. There is absolutely NO reason a glorified wristwatch needs an internet connection to the vendors servers, irrespective of where they are based.
Show me a device that doesn't have a back door.
I'll wait. I've plenty of time. Don't you worry yourself, I'll still be here.
Hidden in plain sight
All the talk about stealth spyware installed on phones makes me chuckle when in reality users sign up voluntarily for every tracking service available....
XIAOMI
XIAOMI is an acronym for Xi Already Owns Me, Idiot.
(anon bc posting a freshly stolen joke)
Xi has a sense of humour
so did Stalin, apparently—according to Hugh Trevor-Roper albeit a grim one.
Xi also plays Go presumably competently which is in stark contrast with the "leader of the free world" who would taxed not to lose a tic-tac-toe game.
Sorry I missed the Alpaca/Llama story. I imagine a cartoon of Pooh riding an Alpaca will result in the cartoonist's instant "re·education." :)
Was the smart watch really buggy or was it a sinister plot to wreck the fitness of westerners?