AI is the flying car of the mind: An irresistible idea nobody knows how to land or manage
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Today, the remark serves as a reminder that it's not possible to immediately become productive using a technology you’ve never used before.
That's something I learned during my first encounter with the original Macintosh, the first computer billed as "intuitive." I managed to get myself in front of one at a local computer retailer about 48 hours after its [2]January 1984 launch . Put my hand on the mouse. Dragged it around a bit. Um... So what happens now?
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Like most of the population I was utterly naïve about the language of windows, pointers, folders and clicking, I had no idea what to do – and the Macintosh wasn't offering any assistance. After a few minutes of frustration, I gave up. A few days later, after a friend walked me through the "desktop metaphor," I became a [4]rabid WIMP enthusiast . But I learned something from my encounter in perfect ignorance: Even the most intuitive piece of machinery requires users to have some level of prior knowledge about its operations and the metaphors that inform them.
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If the personal computer is the bicycle of the mind, artificial intelligence must surely rate as the "flying car" of the mind: Not-quite-imaginary, something everybody wants, but nowhere near scalable because our existing air traffic control systems were not built to handle a few million flying cars.
And just like the bicycle, no one is going to climb into the cockpit of a flying car and immediately fly swiftly or safely.
[7]Toys can tell us a lot about how tech will change our lives
[8]I started losing my digital privacy in 1974, aged 11
[9]I just deleted my entire social media presence before visiting the US – and I'm a citizen
[10]If you want a picture of the future, imagine humans checking AI didn't make a mistake – forever
Yet over the last three years vendors have been passing out "weapons-grade" AI tools like candy to all comers. Expecting someone with no training in artificial intelligence to [11]make something of it , just because it offers an "intuitive" conversational interface, understates the profound nature of the innovation and overestimates users' prowess.
In the right and well-trained hands – and when used in the appropriate ways – artificial intelligence can relieve some everyday drudgery. But that's not something you can get from a generic tool, nor something you'll learn from a [12]casual interaction with those tools . Careful consideration of workflow and process and data and outcomes – none of them very sexy, yet all essential – drive useful forms of artificial intelligence. Without all of that, a project inevitably ends up [13]among the 95 percent of junked AI proofs of concept that never made it into production – because no one bothered to learn how to fly the car.
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But still vendors insist on [15]throwing naïve users the keys , expecting that they'll soon be soaring in the wild blue yonder, then make themselves scarce when – inevitably – a flaming wreck comes crashing back to Earth.
Anyone who reckons AI to be a tool that allows them to magic up some productivity without going through the hard yards of learning all the spells and incantations needed to make that wand do something worthwhile is heading for a hard landing.
Fasten your seat belts! ®
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Re: ok, but what do you mean by “artificial intelligence”?
I came here to say pet much the same thing. But you put it far better than I would have. Bravo!
I’m really tired of reading “AI”. Nobody ever says what the application is - “AI” may as well mean unicorn dust. If it’s an LLM then your “AI” is basically a search engine. If that’s the case then say it’s a search engine application. If it makes pretty pictures then say it’s a pretty picture generator. Other than utilities to cheat and scam people, these are the only two “AI” applications I can think of - if there are more then I don’t know because NOBODY EVER SAYS WHAT THEY ARE - it’s all just “AI”!!
Re: ok, but what do you mean by “artificial intelligence”?
As with all earlier 'search engines' ... one has to know just what TO ASK to get the right answers. ALL of my current interaction with the 'AI chatbots' have failed to show any intelligence in addressing the real question and in a number of cases actually took a lot of time addressing the wrong target. A normal 'search' gave me the answer a lo quicker and when correcting the 'AI tool' it always seems to apologise for not actually giving the correct answer in the first place! As with search engines of the past, we have to relearn how to get the right answer which often means we need to actually know that answer before wording the question? Even more so with Advanced Idiot tools ;)
It has the potential to be a new fire, and in a good way, benefitting the whole of mankind - but only if the benefits are shared and combined with other advancements like a universal basic income.
Imagine a world where everyone is freed of drudgery. Boxes are filled, delivered and stacked on shelves by machine. The cleaning is done by AI. Tax returns are filled in automatically and accurately. The people who did do those tasks still have an income and are now freed to spend their time on further education. Creating art. Pushing themselves further than they’ve ever been able to push themselves before in their special field of interest. Or, yes, just watch TV. The point is that it will be their choice to live their lives in the manner that they find most fulfilling.
Or, we could leave in the hands of the very richest and let them grind the poor further into the dirt.
Sadly, I suspect I know which way we’re heading.
Ah, the relief of drudgery - a common theme since the 1970s.
Back in 1982, Clive Sinclair prophetically said this: "Early in the next century we will have made intelligent machines, ending for all time the current pattern of drudgery. It may well be that western civilisation is just about to flower", whilst two years before, then-famous computer scientist Christopher Evans stated "What I think is going to happen is that with the computer revolution ... will have a tremendous effect in increasing prosperity and removing drudgery ... Like it or not, the technology is going to overwhelm us. So, as for some of the eerie futures that seem possible, I don't think we've got much option. Take the case of machine intelligence. It's going to be just too useful for us not to develop it".
What always happens though is that some new drudgery will be found to replace the old. Is this wave of "AI" any different?
> What always happens though is that some new drudgery will be found to replace the old.
Well, yes. Drudgery is not a technological problem. It has not been a technological problem for quite a while now. Drudgery is a political and economical problem. It will not be solved through technology.
If technology actually killed drudgery, which would require an advancement so fast that we can't come up with new drudgery quickly enough (the singularity or something), the entire system would quickly collapse, we'd have a bloody revolution or ten, and then the survivors would come up with a political/economical solution.
But no, there is no plausible way that technology can solve drudgery.
I mean, we still have a large majority of the population that believes that not working while able is intrinsically immoral, and that material wealth is a worthy goal in itself. As long as philosophies like that are prevalent, drudgery is here to stay.
"heading for a hard landing"
So, to properly use "AI", you have to be trained.
Well, given how well
And I say it's a Good Thing TM . I hope that the whole current generation of AI trash gets dismantled so that we can make a new generation that will no longer be in everyone's hands (save for pretty picture generators) but in the hands of actual, competent people.
And yes, I would like a winning lottery ticket with that, thank you.
ok, but what do you mean by “artificial intelligence”?
Careful consideration of workflow and process and data and outcomes – none of them very sexy, yet all essential – drive useful forms of artificial intelligence.
Replace “artificial intelligence” with any IT technology and that describes literally everything in the IT industry. It is a statement of staggering meaninglessness, mostly because it's difficult to figure out what one means when one says “artificial intelligence”.
Lest you think that I'm being excessively nitpicky, please consider that there was an [1]AI white paper done by the EU that defined AI as “a collection of technologies that combine data, algorithms and computing power.” That's… that's software . That's the entire IT field. They're all technologies that combine data, algorithms and computing power. That's everything in IT… and therefore that sentence really means nothing.
So, what's AI? I can buy it if one says “machine learning”. That's useful. Computer vision's great. Speech transcription and generation, great. Almost everything that calls itself “generative AI” looks bad . AI for search is useless and potentially harmful. Do not use it for therapy. Decision support will probably need to be carefully deployed, like any other technology. Large language models? Actually, if you use it for its intended use, i.e. predicting lexical tokens in a stream of lexical tokens? Does better than its competitors.
The problem with “AI” is that it fundamentally is a meaningless term that conveys nothing. It could mean any of the above. Or, according to that EU white paper, it's interchangeable with anything involving algorithms, data and compute, which… that doesn't say a lot, while sounding like it can be anything .
[1] https://commission.europa.eu/publications/white-paper-artificial-intelligence-european-approach-excellence-and-trust_en