Google outfoxed by crafty squatters in $1B London HQ's rooftop garden
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First announced in 2013, the Thomas Heatherwick-designed King's Cross "landscraper" – as long as the Shard is tall (310 meters) – had its last beam hoisted into place in 2022 and final touches continue, with the ad and cloud megacorp due to move in at the end of the year.
However, unless something is done before then, the 7,000 incoming Google staffers will be sharing the HQ's killer app – a rooftop garden stretching the seventh to eleventh floors and the length of the building – with members of London's rampant Vulpes vulpes population.
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This week the [2]London Centric newsletter received a tip, saying: "The contractors managing the final fit out of the new Google building in King's Cross are having to deal with a 'skulk' of foxes (apparently that is the collective noun). I'm told the foxes colonized the building in the early stages when it was still quite accessible and are now living on the top floor which is like a small park."
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The tip was later confirmed by Google, which admitted: "Fox sightings at construction sites are pretty common, and our King's Cross development is no exception. While foxes have been occasionally spotted at the site, their appearances have been brief and have had minimal impact on the ongoing construction."
Yeah, you hope. [5]The Guardian probed a little further, drawing on a pool of sources to be told: "There's a little hole in the garden where one lives. We've seen her all around the building – one second she's on the fifth floor, the next she's on the garden floor. No one has been able to catch her." The critters are also said to be leaving housewarming gifts of excreta across the office complex.
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Pest control experts suggest the new kings of King's Cross could be living off rats. "We don't live more than three meters away from the nearest rat," Mosh Latifi, co-director of EcoCare, helpfully reminds us.
Another proposes that leaking pipes and handouts from businesses could be keeping the skulk in fighting form. "London is a big playground for foxes – they will go absolutely anywhere," they said, though The Register wonders whether the furry squatters have easy access to the ground floor by this point.
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With the lifespan of a red fox about three to four years, and the garden designed to attract birds, bees, bats, and butterflies, our intruders could have become marooned in a foxy paradise – safe, for now, from crossing paths with humans (though that's rarely a problem for the rest of London's fox populations).
Inbreeding over the years could have left Google with a new species of fox that wears hoodies made from sustainably sourced recycled cloud compute, has a penchant for oat milk matcha lattes, thinks React is too low-level, and only writes front end in Flutter "for portability." ®
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Pest control...
Pest control experts suggest the new kings of King's Cross could be living off rats.
And the population will explode when the google tenants arrive because the food stock becomes effectively infinite. Therefore, we should do some very effective pest control and not allow any google tenants to enter the building, ever.
"What the hell is that horn?"
"Oh that's right you're new. That's the 10:30am hunt on the way to the roof."
hoofs on the roof
On the roof it can be a drag and drop hunt.
Fox's or Fox'es?
Aren't they a protected species now. I'm sure that the hunts of the past were made illegal recently.
What to do?
Re: Fox's or Fox'es?
Perhaps scare the foxes away with the sound of galloping coconut shells.
Re: Fox's or Fox'es?
[1]https://www.gov.uk/guidance/foxes-moles-and-mink-how-to-protect-your-property-from-damage#foxes
Foxes
Foxes are not protected for conservation purposes in England. The owner or occupier of the property where a problem with foxes occurs can decide when to control them. You or anyone you employ to control the foxes must protect their welfare.
To discourage foxes from coming to your property you should:
secure food waste in bins
use fencing to protect pets and livestock from foxes
If the problem continues you can use the control methods set out in this guide. You must not:
use gassing or poisoning
block or destroy fox earths if they are occupied
use dogs to hunt foxes
[1] https://www.gov.uk/guidance/foxes-moles-and-mink-how-to-protect-your-property-from-damage#foxes
Re: Fox's or Fox'es?
Looks like it's legal to throw them off the roof then
Re: Fox's or Fox'es?
So, flying foxes eh?
Re: Fox's or Fox'es?
If they learn to fly then they could migrate.
Pest Control
There are many more urban foxes in comparison to the countryside - mainly due to the waste food that abounds in urban areas, and Farmers have no incentive to keep the population artificially high now hunting is banned.
Going back to the end of the last century my uncle was a Game Keeper about 20 miles from a city with a bombed out Cathedral.
The city Pest Controllers used to dump any urban foxes they caught in the countryside near my uncle and the local Game Keepers shot them rather than let them starve - a much more humane end. (They were easy to spot as they didn't run when "lamped", but the Keepers did find the occasional starved one.)
The Game Keepers wrote multiple times to the City Council and their Pest Controllers to get this stopped, but with no reply.
In the end they turned up at a Council meeting with a bill for the bullets!
One assumes that the Pest Controllers starting dumping the Foxes elsewhere, or hopefully humanely disposed of them.
My suggestion .....
..... would be to take off and nuke the whole site from orbit!
It's the only way to be sure!
Some years back I quickly learnt the hard way what happens when you don't secure your food waste properly in London. In short your local neighbourhood fox would find said waste, throw it all over your garden and if it didn't find anything it liked would then take a dump in the middle of your path.
And you're certain it was a fox?
I wouldn't put those actions beyond some of those I went to school with!
Surely the teachers get a pretty decent salary these days.
Foxes have a strong, pungent smell (even where they have only run through foliage, I can smell them), although it seems that a lot of people can't smell it! (It's why Fox Hunts used multiple dogs as it quickly overpowered their olfactory prowess.)
Your other options would be Cats - that do both the spreading and mess.
And urban Badgers are surprisingly common - but they are very particular about their toilet habits.
Mozilla - wishful thinking
Fire [Urban]Fox trumps over Google