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Users hated a new app – maybe so much they filed a fake support call

(2025/04/11)


On Call Some working weeks are full of achievements, and others miserably unproductive. Here at The Register , we always make sure that if nothing else we produce a fresh instalment of On Call, the column that recounts readers' tales of delivering top-notch tech support.

This week let's again meet "Ben," who we first Regomized [1]in 2021 when he shared his tale of a tangle with a printer.

At the time of this story, Ben was sysadmin for a client/server system that relied on a Unix server and PC clients.

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"The system held documents for a large construction project and the end-users were engineers who had previously walked round a factory with a technical drawing," Ben explained to On Call.

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The engineers hated the system. "They scorned the idea of looking at the drawings on a computer monitor," Ben told On Call. "But the PCs that displayed the drawings were nonetheless installed on construction sites."

And then two of those PCs stopped working. Or so the engineers said.

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"My boss authorized a hire car and a hotel," Ben told On Call, explaining that he was given instructions to drive to the first site on Monday morning, work there in the afternoon, then drive to the hotel which was near the second site.

The Tuesday plan was to fix the PC at the second site, then drive home.

"I got to the first site and found nothing wrong," Ben told On Call. "I reported this to my boss, set off for the second site, and again found nothing wrong."

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"Both PCs were working normally."

[7]How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

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[10]User complained his mouse wasn’t working. But he wasn’t using a mouse

At this point Ben asked if he could come home instead of staying in the hotel, and his boss agreed it was OK to do so despite the drive ending deep into the evening.

"I have often wondered what repercussions there were," he told On Call. "Surely, management would have had something to say given I made a round trip of 1,000km, for ten minutes [of] checking computers that weren't broken."

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Korev

That kind of thing drives you around the Ben-d

Usually ...

jake

... it drives one to ABEND, one way or another.

Fake tickets raised in malice?

jake

I think anybody who ever worked a helldesk has seen that fairly often, pretty much every time one of the company's commonly used bits of software gets a major revision. Sometimes even minor revisions will raise the hackles of the user-base. Ive seen users spend much longer trying to make it crash on command than it would take them to properly learn to use the new version to do their jobs.

People hate change. Office workers doubly so.

Re: Fake tickets raised in malice?

GlenP

I've frequently said that as far as users are concerned the best system, or version, is the last one*!

I've been at meetings where one person has said, "xxx is rubbish" and another has, independently, commented, "xxx was great, I wish we had it back instead of yyy!"

*Windows is the exception of course, depending on the release - MS typically have only ever got each alternate version right so the best one may be the last-but-one.

Re: Fake tickets raised in malice?

Doctor Syntax

People hate change when imposed for no reason

In the case in TFA the change actually made things much worse. A tethered PC would require the engineer to remember all the details on what might have been a complex drawing while what was needed was something that could be carried by hand. The PCs needed to be able to provide some sort of paper output.

This was a crap system design because the designer failed to understand how it would be used.

Why not make a reason for a call-out?

drand

I would have thought that on a construction site it would be all too easy for the computers to have an accident...

Anonymous Coward

Once did a round trip of 700 miles to turn a printer on, because our helpdesk staff couldn't figure out why a printer might not be working if the power light is off.

Apparently that's what I was paid for so what was I moaning about?

Andy A

I always tried to avoid the wasteful trips.

Once worked at a site where, as a side contract, we occasionally went across town to a railway depot and sorted out some unusual kit.

Because we had some experience of fixing it, we were the first call if a problem arose at a different railway depot.

The co-ordinators for the job queues were in Spain. Nice people, with a better standard of English than many UK dwellers, but UK geography was not their strong point. It doesn't help that railway depots commonly don't share the name of the big place they are in. Plymouth (found on a tourist map) contains Laira Depot (only seen on detailed maps).

Having to explain that a site with a problem was over 500 km away, and would require management to pre-approve the trip, caused consternation. We usually did a diagnosis on the balance of probabilities to allow the co-ordinators to pass the job to another queue so as not to fail their SLA. "We think it's the ADSL line. Pass it on to Comms."

GlenP

geography was not their strong point

It's a common enough problem, especially with large call centres, but my vote would go to the US for lack of geographical knowledge.

Corporate HR in the US, to UK HR...

US: "Can you visit another site for us to sort an issue>"

UK: "Of course, where is it?"

US: "Australia!"

UK: "You do realise that it's a 24 hour journey from the UK?"

US: "But aren't all you guys British?"

Needless to say she didn't go.

Doctor Syntax

US: "But aren't all you guys British?"

UK: "You mean with both speak English?"

US; "Yes."

UK: "So do you, near enough. You go, you're closer."

Fake interest in product

Andy Non

Over many months I kept getting phone calls from a company that installed spray foam loft insulation. My land line was registered with the TPS and not listed in the directory, so such calls were pure spam. One day I'd had enough and faked interest in their product. Someone phoned me back extolling the virtues of the (much maligned) insulation and I agreed to a no-obligation visit by their technical sales guy to survey our property for a quote. On the day of the visit I got a frustrated and angry telephone call which went to voice mail from their agent who was on my road but apparently my house number didn't exist. Oops.

Fogcat

Many many many years ago I worked on a typesetting system running on a Data Genal mini computer (yes before the appearance of DTP systems) and the staff at one customer were ex hot-lead typesetters and regarded the computer system as de-skilling their job.

We would often get a mysterious crash on a Friday afternoon, always from the same terminal, and because of the time take to reboot and verify etc. the staff would be sent home early. We never did get to the root cause because any enquires of the user as to "what were you doing when it crashed?" were met with a "just normal stuff". They weren't giving up their leave early card.

It's the nuts

Anonymous Coward

Not IT, nor my call-out, but I'm reminded of a time (back in the 1990's) when a company I did some work for had a phone call from an irate customer. The company had designed (and had made) a pipe spool to be fitted to a North Sea oil platform. It was an awkward bend shape and the company had got the job because they were rather good at this sort of problem. However, this time the customer was complaining that the spool didn't fit, so get one of the design engineer on the next helicopter out (and under warranty so no costs would be reimbursed). The guy who had designed the piece was duly dispatched to the heliport; he phoned in the next morning to say job fixed and to send the client a hefty invoice. The spool piece had a standard flange at one end with a clamp connector at the other end (one commonly used in the industry to allow for piping misalignment). The crew installing the piece had clamped the adjustment end first and then complained that the flange wouldn't seat properly - obviously a design or manufacturing error. The engineer, on arriving at the site, simply slackened off a bolt on the clamp, tapped the flange into alignment, tightened the bolts on that, and then retightened the flange. He next advised the OIM (the Offshore Installation Manager) of the solution, got his visit report signed (and approval to charge the full call-out cost), and got a seat on the next flight back to the beach. The company got several good contracts after that, probably based on the client's embarrassment...

*With apologies to Jim Hensen - his muppets were far more accomplished.

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