California goes ape with bill to crown Bigfoot official state cryptid
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In the pseudoscientific field of cryptozoology, a cryptid is an animal that supposedly exists in the wild for which there is little credible evidence, such as Scotland's internationally famed Loch Ness Monster.
Nevertheless, the [1]Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO) lists thousands of "sightings" across the United States and Canada, and a significant bulk of those have come from California (463), with only Washington having more (724).
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Dig into these "sightings," however, and you'll see that many of them are described as "possible vocalization" or "unusual experience" rather than incontrovertible proof of an encounter with a hairy, bipedal, ape-like creature, said to be 6 to 9 feet tall.
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All the same, the legend of Bigfoot – probably the result of "wild man" tales brought over by European settlers along with some indigenous precedent – has become hardwired into American folklore, and [5]AB-666 State cryptid seems to be an attempt to recognize that. The bill – brought by Assemblymember Chris Rogers who represents the northern counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, Mendocino, Sonoma, and Trinity (prime 'Squatch territory) – reads:
Existing law establishes the state flag and the state's emblems, including, among other things, the golden poppy as the official state flower and the California redwood as the official state tree.
This bill would state the intent of the Legislature to enact legislation that would designate Bigfoot as the official state cryptid.
According to the [6]California Legislative Information website, the bill has only got as far as having its title read aloud in the state Assembly and is now being printed and distributed to committee members for review. In the event that it clears committee, possibly on March 17, it would then pass to the Assembly and Senate before reaching the governor's desk to be signed into law.
It remains unclear what impact officially naming Bigfoot California's state cryptid might have, though Eric Nelson, 58, a volunteer at the China Flat Museum & Bigfoot Collection in the Humboldt County community of Willow Creek, told Bay Area news outlet [7]SFGATE : "There's a Bigfoot restaurant, a Bigfoot burger. A Bigfoot golf course. You get the picture. It's been in the zeitgeist, or in the community, since basically 1958."
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"In terms of bringing notoriety and tourism, it'd be great for us in Willow Creek." He added that "a lot of people" in the community "believe it exists." Willow Creek is near to where the infamous [12]Patterson-Gimlin film was recorded in 1967 that purportedly captured footage of a large, bipedal, ape-like creature in the forest. The film remains one of the most well-known and contentious pieces of evidence related to the Bigfoot legend.
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BFRO president Matt Moneymaker is similarly thrilled by the bill, saying: "If there's going to be a date, an occasion when they're voting on whether or not to make it the official cryptid, I would love to be up there in Sacramento. I would gladly pay my way to be there when that happens."
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You may recognize Moneymaker from Finding Bigfoot, the TV show where they never find Bigfoot, but spend a lot of time stumbling around forests at night, [15]making strange noises .
California could face something of a custody battle over Sasquatch, however. Last year, Grant Nicely, mayor of Derry in Pennsylvania, beat the Golden State to it by issuing a proclamation to [16]declare Bigfoot as the official cryptid of the borough .
"By proclaiming Bigfoot as our official cryptid and establishing Derry as a sanctuary, we are embracing our local folklore and the rich history that makes our community unique," said Council Vice-President Nathan Bundy. "This proclamation honors the generations of stories and sightings that have made Derry and the Chestnut Ridge a destination for those intrigued by the unknown." ®
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[5] https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB666#99INT
[6] https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billStatusClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB666
[7] https://www.sfgate.com/northcoast/article/california-takes-steps-toward-officially-20175812.php
[8] https://www.theregister.com/2015/03/04/bigfoot_now_visible_in_commercial_satellite_images/
[9] https://www.theregister.com/2014/07/02/like_frozen_burgers_bigfoot_dna_samples_include_surprise_horse/
[10] https://www.theregister.com/2012/11/28/bigfoot_dna_analysis/
[11] https://www.theregister.com/2012/11/05/bigfoot_blimp_search/
[12] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterson%E2%80%93Gimlin_film
[13] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60mSMmhTZU
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[15] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtEn6Jxbp4A
[16] https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/derry-borough-mayor-declares-bigfoot-as-official-cryptid/
[17] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/
If only we were living in that distant future when everyone carries around with them a high-quality digital video camera!
Existing law establishes the state fl
First reading, my mind filled in the letters after "fl" to read "the state 'flu" and for a moment that just made sense; certainly heard sillier things.
Buy it is probably just an indication I need another LemSip.
Seriously?
Legislature is actually wasting time on this sort of thing?
Come on DOGE, this is the sort of pointless B.S. you're supposed to be dealing with! Dollars can be spent better somewhere else.
Re: Seriously?
DOGE?
You are confused - DOGE is targeting the federal government, to loosen its hold on the brave and bold States to do their own thing, the way their people want.
Re: Seriously?
So we need the federal government to guarantee the freedom and non-human rights of Bigfoot from the individual states
An amendment to the 14th amendment perhaps?
Perfect
The president and founder of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization is named Matt Moneymaker. Perfect, just perfect.
In the words of Homer Simpson
Mmmm! Bigfoot burgers.
Stop looking in the woods
"It's been in the zeitgeist, or in the community, since basically 1958."
If Bigfoot is in your community, just check the library reading room for a tall gent carrying a comb.
what the experts are saying
"Silly goose. Everybody knows bigfoot's not real." -The Tooth Fairy
"Take note Puerto Rico, you need a Cryptid too and I know a guy" -El Chupacabra
"Next thing you know he'll be climbing down chimneys and leaving Marijuana edibles every April 20th" -Santa Claus
Florida also set to announce its own official state cryptid
They've chosen an orange ape-like creature said to have been seen lumbering around a golf course they call Tinyhand.
Re: Florida also set to announce its own official state cryptid
There is rather more evidence for the actual existence of that creature though. Some people have said that they think it is just a human in an orange ape-like costume.
However, they have been totally unable to provide any verifiable evidence that it is human, and there is a growing body of expert opinion that there is some evidence that it may be an extraterrestrial.
Loved that scene in the X files...
Jose Chung's, From Outer Space where Chung wonders how Mulder receives any pleasure in life... and the shot is Mulder having a wank to that Big Foot video. PMSL.
Ya know, stabilizing that video makes it look even more like a guy in a suit (not that it was ever in doubt).
Some people have nothing better to do...
Marijuana should be the state's official plant, not golden poppies!