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Oh, come on. Every government is right on some issues. Proof:

For every government X there is at least one government Y such that X
would claim that Y is a bunch of corrupt assholes. Since every government
is a bunch of corrupt assholes, every government is right at least in one
of its claims.

- Al Viro discussing politics on linux-kernel